(Regular) school - Outside

JJ: Hi Max.

Max: Hi JJ. So what's with the buses?

JJ: Field trip.

Max: To where?

JJ: The White House.

Max: You're kidding. The White House? Where the President lives?

JJ: That's the one.

Max: All righty then.

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Tess: Over here Jeff!

Iggy: Uhh... [is silent]

Tess: You know, I was relieved when they put you in our class.

Iggy: Why?

Tess: Because...

Teacher: Tess! Jeff! Nick! Get on the bus!

Iggy: Okay.

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United States Capitol

Video: And so these people did this stuff and wrote something and...

Max: -Snore-

Fang: -Snore-

Nudge: WOW THIS VIDEO IS SO COOL I NEVER KNEW THAT AMERICA IS COOL AND... Uh, I mean... Snore?

Angel: Stop this boring video.

VCR: [ejects tape]

Max: Seriously, a VCR?

JJ: Yeah. I mean, blech, it's freaking ANALOG!

Gazzy: [in random voice] Look at me, I'm VHS! I'm a tape format! TAKE THAT BETA, YOU LOSER!

Max: Okay, enough! We're moving on!

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Vietnam Wall

Max: Okay, so we have a wall with the names of dead people. What's the worst that could happen?

Nudge: [touches wall] WAAAAHHH!

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White House

Max: So this is the White House, huh?

Nudge: OHMYGOSH WE'RE IN THE WHITE HOUSE I WANNA SEE THE PRESIDENT AND TALK TO HIM AND MMMFF--

Max: Not gonna happen, Miss Talksalot. How'd you get the Nerds Ropes past security?

Nudge: I wanna be president.

Gazzy: I'll be vice president!

~50 years from now~

Gazzy: Why do I want to be vice president with Nudge? Well... [farts]

Audience: [insane laughter]

Nudge: BEING PRESIDENT WILL BE GREAT I WANNA DO STUFF AND MMMFF--

~End~

Max: Yeah, right. Hey, where's Angel?

Angel: I'm right here!

President: Yo.

Nudge: OHMYGOSH MR PRESIDENT I'M SO HAPPY TO MEET YOU AND STUFF WHAT'S IT LIKE RUNNING THE COUNTRY DO YOU GET TO DO STUFF AND MMMFF--

Max: She eats Nerds Ropes. That, and the fact that it's 73.2 degrees outside.

President: Oh. I have a suprise!

Max: What?

President: [Takes off suit...]

Narrator: Gar har har har! Fear my narration! Blah blah blah blah!

News reporter: We're live at the White House. We got news that the President is the narrator in disguise!

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Jeb: Wait, zoom in. What do you see?

Ari: I see Nudge with another of those Nerds Rope thingies... Can't . . . resist . . . must . . . steal . . . Nerds Rope . . . so . . . hungry . . .

Max II: Yeah.

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Max: Okay, the author told us to tell you...

Fang: We're gonna skip this part...

Max: Because it involves the Bible and he doesn't wanna offend any Christians by accident...

Fang: So there you go. Let's move on with the story.

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(Regular) school - Playground

Iggy: So we share recess?

Gazzy: Yup. Hey, cool! A secret basement!

Someone: Who goes there?

Gazzy: [in Pruitt's voice] Nothing. Just organizing.

Someone: Okay then. Wait a minute. Pruitt never organizes!

Iggy: They're onto us! Get the thing!

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Pruitt: THIS IS GROUNDS FOR EXPULSION! NOBODY SETS OFF BOMBZ IN MY SCHOOL! YOU'RE A BUNCH OF STREET RATS! VERMIN! STUPID PEOPLE!

Max: What does that make you?

Pruitt: [blows up]

Anne: Hi peoples.
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Anne's house - Inside

Nudge: CAN WE STAY FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER PLEEZ CUZ I'VE NEVER HAD ONE I BET I'D LIKE TURKEY DO WE GET TO USE CRANBERRY SAUCE AND STUFF?

~TV~

Reporter: Here's Mr. and Mrs. Griffiths on their lost son.

Mr. Griffiths: Waaaahh!

Mrs Griffiths: Waaaahh!

~End TV~

Max: She looked like Iggy.

Fang Do you think... ?