(Regular) school - Outside
JJ: Hi Max.
Max: Hi JJ. So what's with the buses?
JJ: Field trip.
Max: To where?
JJ: The White House.
Max: You're kidding. The White House? Where the President lives?
JJ: That's the one.
Max: All righty then.
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Tess: Over here Jeff!
Iggy: Uhh... [is silent]
Tess: You know, I was relieved when they put you in our class.
Iggy: Why?
Tess: Because...
Teacher: Tess! Jeff! Nick! Get on the bus!
Iggy: Okay.
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United States Capitol
Video: And so these people did this stuff and wrote something and...
Max: -Snore-
Fang: -Snore-
Nudge: WOW THIS VIDEO IS SO COOL I NEVER KNEW THAT AMERICA IS COOL AND... Uh, I mean... Snore?
Angel: Stop this boring video.
VCR: [ejects tape]
Max: Seriously, a VCR?
JJ: Yeah. I mean, blech, it's freaking ANALOG!
Gazzy: [in random voice] Look at me, I'm VHS! I'm a tape format! TAKE THAT BETA, YOU LOSER!
Max: Okay, enough! We're moving on!
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Vietnam Wall
Max: Okay, so we have a wall with the names of dead people. What's the worst that could happen?
Nudge: [touches wall] WAAAAHHH!
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White House
Max: So this is the White House, huh?
Nudge: OHMYGOSH WE'RE IN THE WHITE HOUSE I WANNA SEE THE PRESIDENT AND TALK TO HIM AND MMMFF--
Max: Not gonna happen, Miss Talksalot. How'd you get the Nerds Ropes past security?
Nudge: I wanna be president.
Gazzy: I'll be vice president!
~50 years from now~
Gazzy: Why do I want to be vice president with Nudge? Well... [farts]
Audience: [insane laughter]
Nudge: BEING PRESIDENT WILL BE GREAT I WANNA DO STUFF AND MMMFF--
~End~
Max: Yeah, right. Hey, where's Angel?
Angel: I'm right here!
President: Yo.
Nudge: OHMYGOSH MR PRESIDENT I'M SO HAPPY TO MEET YOU AND STUFF WHAT'S IT LIKE RUNNING THE COUNTRY DO YOU GET TO DO STUFF AND MMMFF--
Max: She eats Nerds Ropes. That, and the fact that it's 73.2 degrees outside.
President: Oh. I have a suprise!
Max: What?
President: [Takes off suit...]
Narrator: Gar har har har! Fear my narration! Blah blah blah blah!
News reporter: We're live at the White House. We got news that the President is the narrator in disguise!
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Jeb: Wait, zoom in. What do you see?
Ari: I see Nudge with another of those Nerds Rope thingies... Can't . . . resist . . . must . . . steal . . . Nerds Rope . . . so . . . hungry . . .
Max II: Yeah.
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Max: Okay, the author told us to tell you...
Fang: We're gonna skip this part...
Max: Because it involves the Bible and he doesn't wanna offend any Christians by accident...
Fang: So there you go. Let's move on with the story.
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(Regular) school - Playground
Iggy: So we share recess?
Gazzy: Yup. Hey, cool! A secret basement!
Someone: Who goes there?
Gazzy: [in Pruitt's voice] Nothing. Just organizing.
Someone: Okay then. Wait a minute. Pruitt never organizes!
Iggy: They're onto us! Get the thing!
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Pruitt: THIS IS GROUNDS FOR EXPULSION! NOBODY SETS OFF BOMBZ IN MY SCHOOL! YOU'RE A BUNCH OF STREET RATS! VERMIN! STUPID PEOPLE!
Max: What does that make you?
Pruitt: [blows up]
Anne: Hi
peoples.
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Anne's house - Inside
Nudge: CAN WE STAY FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER PLEEZ CUZ I'VE NEVER HAD ONE I BET I'D LIKE TURKEY DO WE GET TO USE CRANBERRY SAUCE AND STUFF?
~TV~
Reporter: Here's Mr. and Mrs. Griffiths on their lost son.
Mr. Griffiths: Waaaahh!
Mrs Griffiths: Waaaahh!
~End TV~
Max: She looked like Iggy.
Fang Do you think... ?
