Part Three

Skies above Washington, DC

Fang: Hmmm... Weird. I feel hot.

Max: Weird.

Fang: And apparently since I have your DNA I should be worried, right?

Max: Not necessarilly...

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Anne's house - Anne's bedroom

Anne: Hehehe...

[Dun dun...]

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Anne's house

The next day...

Max: Guess what? I've got a date!

Fang: What!?

Gazzy: What!?

Max: See? Here is is! [eats date] I've got a date!

Nudge: What!?

Max: See? [holds up calendar] Also, I've got a date with someone!

Flock: WHAT!!??

Narrator: What?

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Anne's house - Max's room

Narrator: So, Max and Fang are, uh, in here, and uh, something happens, and uhh...

Max: Glad you're doing your job again.

Fang: You're still annoying though.

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Ice cream shop

Sam: I like you.

Max: I like you... Oops. [Spills ice cream on Sam]

Sam: I just got that dry-cleaned!

Ari: [waves at Max from window] Hi.

Max II: Yeah.

Max: Ooh, I look good!

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Anne's house

Max: Guess what?

Fang: What?

Max: I have an evil twin!

Fang: O TEH NOES!!!1!1

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Somewhere

Jeb: It isn't time yet.

Ari: It'll never be time! You keep saying "soon", but you never let me do anything!

Jeb: We have a plan.

Ari: Okay. (As long as it involves killing, fighting, basketweaving, or any of the above, I'm on board.)

Jeb: Good.

Ari: On one condition.

Jeb: What's that?

Ari: That you get f00dz.

Jeb: No.

Ari: Waaah!

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Outside Griffiths house

Max: I found it! YAY ME!

Fang: Hmm... Self-absorbed much?

Max: Yes.

Fang: Okay. Let's do it.

Max: Okay. [rings doorbell]

Mrs. Griffiths: Hi. Can I help you?

Fang: We're selling subscriptions to teh paperz.

Mrs. Griffiths: ???

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(Regular) school - Secret basement

Iggy: Wow. So we looked at these files--

Gazzy: Correction. I looked at the files.

Iggy: Whatever. Anyway, it says the school used to be an insane asylum.

Gazzy: A what?

Iggy: A mental hospital. A nuthouse. The funny farm.

Gazzy: Oh. So why is Pruitt saving these?

Iggy: I don't know.

Gazzy: Ooh! There's a tunnel!