Griffiths house

Max: Here's your son.

Iggy: Uh...

Mrs. Griffiths: Is that a birthmark?

Max: Yeah.

Mr. Griffiths: YAY JAMES IS BACK AND MMMFF--

Nudge: STOP SPEAKING LIKE THAT IT'S MY JOB AND MMMFF--

Max: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!

Iggy: -Ahem-

Max: Oh, yeah, bye Iggy.

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A place

Ari: All righties, you gots yer orders d00dz. We go in, grab them, take a shower, steal teh f00dz, get out. Like surgery.

Eraser #1: I'm squeamish. No surgery please.

Ari: It's a figure of speech ya idiot. Listen up next time, #1!

Eraser #1: My name is Johnson!

Ari: Whatever. And nobody touches Max! All right, let's go!

~Excuse~

Jeb: WHY IS MAX DEAD!?

Ari: I tried to stop that other guy but he wouldn't listen! He ate my homework!

Jeb: Okay. So let's get you some lunch.

Ari: YAAAAYY!

Jeb: Psych.

Ari: OH TEH NOES!!!1!11

~End excuse~

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(Regular) school - Auditorium

Pruitt: One of our students is missing. YAY!

Max: Uh...

Pruitt: Ig--er, Jeff Walker is missing. We need info on him right now. If you know anything, tell us. If you don't know, we'll kill you. If you lie about knowing, we'll kill you. If you refuse to be killed, we'll kill you.

Max: Sounds harsh.

JJ: Aww, Max, I'm so sorry! WAAAH!

Max: ???

Teacher's lounge

Max: Sorry for walking in on you. It's just... Oh.

[Several teachers pull out Tasers]

Max: Hey, cool Tasers. Where'd you get them?

Pruitt: Yo.

Max: RUN!!!

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(Regular) school - Outside

Warning: Video game characters ahead. I do not own video game characters. I do not own video game characters. I do not own video game characters. I do not own video game characters. I do not own video game characters. Have I said it enough times? PLEASE DON'T SUE!!!

Pruitt: COME BACK HERE! [bumps into wall] Ouch.

Max: Hey, what's that on your shirt?

Pruitt: Aw, flubbergaskets. My disguise's ruined.

Max: ???

Pruitt: [is actually...]

Narrator: Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh!

Lord Crump: Hey, that's my line!

Max: [to flock] WHO TOOK PAPER MARIO 2 OUT OF THE GAMECUBE WITHOUT TURNING IT OFF!?

Flock: Uhh...

Max: Get back into your game, fatso.

Lord Crump: Okay, fine... [slinks away]

Max: AAAAA-- Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door is the sole property of Nintendo --AAAAAAAAH! RUN!!!

No more video game characters (have I mentioned how I don't own any of them?) after this.

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Anne's house - Front yard

Jeb: Hi Max!

Ari: MUST KILL BIRD KIDS! RAWR!

Max: I don't even wanna hear it. Let's go to Disney World for no reason!

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I do not own Paper Mario 2, Lord Crump, Nintendo Gamecube, or "Buh huh huh". Nintendo does.