Part Four
Best-Mart - Electronics department
Ari: Let's see... Which Game Boy should I get... [looks through display]
Sales guy: Hey mister. Looking for a Game Boy Advance SP?
Ari: Yeah. What colors do you have?
Sales guy: Red... black... silver... plaid...
Ari: BUSTED! You've been exposed, fake!
Sales guy: Aw, man! [takes off costume]
Narrator: How'd you know?
Ari: Everyone knows that plaid isn't a color!
Narrator: D'oh!
Sales guy: HEY! I go off for TWO MINUTES to use the restroom, and I get some WEIRDO trying to do MY job!?
Narrator: Pretty much.
Sales guy: Get out!
Narrator: [leaves]
Ari: Thanks. You know, I've got a history with that guy.
Sales guy: No problem. So, here's your Game Boy.
Ari: YAY!
Sales guy: That's $129.99.
Ari: [morphs]
Sales guy: [faints]
Ari: SUCCESS!
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Best-Mart - Parking lot
Woman: Check out this book I'm reading!
Ari: What's it called?
Woman: Maximum Ride.
Ari: [faints]
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The sky somewhere
Max: It's sad without Iggy.
Iggy: Yeah. I totally agree.
Max: IGGY!?
Gazzy: IGGY!?
Nudge: IGGY I MISS YOU SO MUCH EVERYONE WAS WORRIED AND--
Angel: IGGY!?
Fang: Dot dot dot.
Max: What happened?
Iggy: I ditched 'em.
Max: Why?
~Flashback~
Iggy: So, Mom, Dad... I'd like to show you something.
Mrs. Griffiths: Sure, son. What's that?
Iggy: Wings. [shows them]
Mr. Griffiths: WOW! [takes picture] Let's sell these on eBay!
Mrs. Griffiths: Let's!
Iggy: -gulp-
~End flashback
Iggy: I don't wanna talk about it.
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The beach
Angel: I can talk to fish!
Max: Way to go.
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The forest
Max: What's that noise?
Boy: Help us! We got kidnapped!
Girl: We're not related either!
Max: Who kidnapped you?
Girl: Some people in white lab coats.
Max: Okay, you can stay with us. But no funny stuff.
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Later...
Boy: [to radio] Okay, we got 'em.
Max: What!? [gives chase] Ordering a pizza?
Girl: I'M SORRY!
Max: What for?
Girl: ITEX KIDNAPPED US AND TOLD US TO FIND SIX KIDS WITH WINGS!
Max: Itex what?
Boy: Itex. It's a company. That's all we know.
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Skies above Orlando, Florida
Max: No way.
Nudge: Angel...?
Angel: On it.
Max: Sure.
Angel: SUCCESS!
Max: Let's go down.
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Walt Disney World - Magic Kingdom - Main Street, USA
Nudge: I WANNA GO IN EVERY SHOP AND SEE EVERY SINGLE THING AND EAT EVERY SINGLE NERDS ROPE!
Total: Let's go to Pirates!
Max: YES!
Fang: . . .
Gazzy: Yeah!
Nudge: OOH YEAH CAN I TAKE MY NERDS ROPES ONTO THE RIDE WITH ME?
Max: No.
Narrator: CAKE!
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Walt Disney World - Magic Kingdom - Pirates of the Caribbean
Ari: Hehehe...
Max: [points] Hey, that's a weird-looking animatronic. Looks very life-like. Almost reminds me of Ari.
Fang: What happened to him?
Ari: I am not weird-looking!
Fang: I assume this would be a "speak of the devil" kind of thing.
Max: Yep.
Ari: Disguising as an Audio-Animatronic? Best plan ever!
Max: [punches Ari]
Ari: AAAH! [falls in water]
Max: Alright. We leave after this ride.
Flock: Okay.
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I do not own Game Boy Advance SP, eBay, Walt Disney World, or Audio-Animatronics.
