Part Four

Best-Mart - Electronics department

Ari: Let's see... Which Game Boy should I get... [looks through display]

Sales guy: Hey mister. Looking for a Game Boy Advance SP?

Ari: Yeah. What colors do you have?

Sales guy: Red... black... silver... plaid...

Ari: BUSTED! You've been exposed, fake!

Sales guy: Aw, man! [takes off costume]

Narrator: How'd you know?

Ari: Everyone knows that plaid isn't a color!

Narrator: D'oh!

Sales guy: HEY! I go off for TWO MINUTES to use the restroom, and I get some WEIRDO trying to do MY job!?

Narrator: Pretty much.

Sales guy: Get out!

Narrator: [leaves]

Ari: Thanks. You know, I've got a history with that guy.

Sales guy: No problem. So, here's your Game Boy.

Ari: YAY!

Sales guy: That's $129.99.

Ari: [morphs]

Sales guy: [faints]

Ari: SUCCESS!

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Best-Mart - Parking lot

Woman: Check out this book I'm reading!

Ari: What's it called?

Woman: Maximum Ride.

Ari: [faints]

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The sky somewhere

Max: It's sad without Iggy.

Iggy: Yeah. I totally agree.

Max: IGGY!?

Gazzy: IGGY!?

Nudge: IGGY I MISS YOU SO MUCH EVERYONE WAS WORRIED AND--

Angel: IGGY!?

Fang: Dot dot dot.

Max: What happened?

Iggy: I ditched 'em.

Max: Why?

~Flashback~

Iggy: So, Mom, Dad... I'd like to show you something.

Mrs. Griffiths: Sure, son. What's that?

Iggy: Wings. [shows them]

Mr. Griffiths: WOW! [takes picture] Let's sell these on eBay!

Mrs. Griffiths: Let's!

Iggy: -gulp-

~End flashback

Iggy: I don't wanna talk about it.

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The beach

Angel: I can talk to fish!

Max: Way to go.

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The forest

Max: What's that noise?

Boy: Help us! We got kidnapped!

Girl: We're not related either!

Max: Who kidnapped you?

Girl: Some people in white lab coats.

Max: Okay, you can stay with us. But no funny stuff.

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Later...

Boy: [to radio] Okay, we got 'em.

Max: What!? [gives chase] Ordering a pizza?

Girl: I'M SORRY!

Max: What for?

Girl: ITEX KIDNAPPED US AND TOLD US TO FIND SIX KIDS WITH WINGS!

Max: Itex what?

Boy: Itex. It's a company. That's all we know.

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Skies above Orlando, Florida

Max: No way.

Nudge: Angel...?

Angel: On it.

Max: Sure.

Angel: SUCCESS!

Max: Let's go down.

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Walt Disney World - Magic Kingdom - Main Street, USA

Nudge: I WANNA GO IN EVERY SHOP AND SEE EVERY SINGLE THING AND EAT EVERY SINGLE NERDS ROPE!

Total: Let's go to Pirates!

Max: YES!

Fang: . . .

Gazzy: Yeah!

Nudge: OOH YEAH CAN I TAKE MY NERDS ROPES ONTO THE RIDE WITH ME?

Max: No.

Narrator: CAKE!

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Walt Disney World - Magic Kingdom - Pirates of the Caribbean

Ari: Hehehe...

Max: [points] Hey, that's a weird-looking animatronic. Looks very life-like. Almost reminds me of Ari.

Fang: What happened to him?

Ari: I am not weird-looking!

Fang: I assume this would be a "speak of the devil" kind of thing.

Max: Yep.

Ari: Disguising as an Audio-Animatronic? Best plan ever!

Max: [punches Ari]

Ari: AAAH! [falls in water]

Max: Alright. We leave after this ride.

Flock: Okay.

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I do not own Game Boy Advance SP, eBay, Walt Disney World, or Audio-Animatronics.