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Chapter 5

The next morning Naruto was awoken by shrill cries.

"Uwaaaahhh!!!!!!"

Knowing exactly who it is crying so loud, he ignored his sleepiness (if possible) and quickly rose up off the bed, careful not to topple the still crying baby over. He picked up the baby.

'He's probably hungry and needs his diaper changed or something'

And our little blue-eyed friend was correct, about……both actually.

So he went and fed Sasuke. After he was finished he went to change the chibi's diaper. It was the first time he was doing something like this (you know, changing a baby's diaper ) and he thought it would be hard, from what he heard from some of the villagers (who don't hate him) it sounded like a hell of a job. It was surprisingly easy for him, although he wasn't finished just yet. All he had to do now was powder him an put a fresh diaper on Sasuke.

'Easy enough job to do, I don't know why the villagers would even think this is hard'

And then he saw why or at least what he thought was the 'why'. As soon as he was about to powder Baby Sasuke, all of a sudden the baby peed.

Now some people reading this might think, "Oh it's just pee, no big deal, Naruto can clean that shit up when he's finished"

But remember, Sasuke is a baby boy, so he has different shit goin' on 'down there' as opposed to a baby girl, so he can aim with it. Add to that the fact that he is still technically a ninja although right now he's a baby and this is Sasuke we're talking about here so he has very good aim. Unfortunately for Naruto he aimed for his (Naruto's) face.

Now do you see where I'm going with this?? Yes……..Sasuke just peed in Naruto's face.

'What the……..?' 'Did Sasuke just ………..'

He felt his face.

"Ewww!!! Sasuke! You just peed in my face dude, what the hell??!!"

Then he looked at the 'sweet' little baby, looking innocently back at him, he could stay mad at that adorable face.

He sighed, "Well…….I guess I can't stay mad at you forever and it was probably a mistake anyways"

'Oh that was no mistake Naru-chan'

As he took up the powder again and for a split second saw a mischievous glint in the chibi's eyes. Only for a split second because his face came into contact with the Uchiha's pee again.


Sasuke's P.O.V

'Haaahaahahahahah!!!!'

I always saw that shit on TV but I never thought it could actually be done I real life.

'Oh wait he's gonna try it again, I don't think so.'

I pee in his face again.

"Aaahhhhhhh!!!" The dobe screams in frustration.

'hahhahahahaha, that was kinda fun'

This went on three or four times and my angel seemed to have given up.

'Wa….are we done already?? Damnit!! …Oh well, at least I know I win this time.'


Normal P.O.V

'Damn that Uchiha!!! I think he's doing it on purpose'

Naruto started pacing back and forth in the room.

'How the hell am I suppose to change the boy if he keeps pissing on my face?'

After pacing the room for a good five minutes he got an idea that he was sure would work. To be honest he prayed it would work.

He slowly walked back over to Sasuke, "Ok Sasuke, I'm gonna try this again."

'Bring it on dobe!!!'

With that Naruto took up the baby powder once more and acted as if he was about to powder the raven, as he expected Sasuke shot one off. But this time he missed. Naruto disappeared.

'What the hell??!! Where's Naruto?!'

Catching the chibi off guard he popped out of nowhere and in a flash powdered him and put on his diaper leaving the raven in shock.

'……….'

'haha, I win'


sorry this chapter was so short, really short....

i couldn't figure out what to write i'm sorry :(

(i hope it was good though......)

oh please review and vote please, I'm trying to get up to 50 votes

Ja ne X3