Edward
Its been four weeks of shameless flirting with Bella and handing out martinis. Five nights a week I would be tortured by watching her dance on my bar. And to make it worse, Alice and Rose took her shopping. The girl was in short shorts and tank tops. But what really killed me was those damn fishnet stockings.
Over those weeks I learned she was going into teaching elementary. She was from Forks, Washington and moved to New York to go to City College on an education program for teachers. I found that she had a ten month old husky that she was surprised made it past a week. And that she loves to read.
Tonight was sure to push my limits… Cabaret Night.
The girls dressed in corsets and panties and parade around the bar.
Gulp.
I sighed as me and Jasper started to stack the glasses we needed tonight.
"How long is it gonna take you to ask her out?"
"Huh?"
Jasper gave me a side glance then nodded to the second story in Bella's direction.
"You've thrown everything but an offer to diner, Edward. Just ask her already."
This was strange for Jasper to push something like this on me.
"Why are you so worried about me and Bella?"
"Because I'm tired of Alice plotting to get you two together so she can plan your wedding and decorate nurseries. Its starting to take up the rest of my free time."
I snickered and caught Bella looking down at me, biting her lip.
"I don't know… But I told her about Wyatt…"
Bella
To say I was not expecting what he told me, was an understatement. Wyatt Anthony Masen…
Edward was a father to a four year old boy.
He said he and a girl, Lauren, had started dating and she became pregnant. She ended the relationship two months after Wyatt was born. She lives in Queens with her husband, Eric. Edward gets him every other weekend.
He became a father at twenty-one.
Most girls would think it would be crazy to get involved with a guy with a kid.
But Edward wasn't just a guy with a kid, and I wasn't most girls.
I watched him talk to Jasper and he looked up at me.
"He's going to ask you out tonight and I want you to say yes."
"Oh, really Alice?"
"Yep! And he is gonna die when he sees your costume."
I rolled my eyes, costumes.
If I worked at any other club I would never even consider wearing what Alice and Rose picked for me.
I sighed and continued to wipe down the tables.
Edward
The lights dimmed. Oh god…
Then the themed can can music started and the crowd started their usual finger snapping. Then Alice was in the spotlight. Wear nothing but black undies and a matching bra. She was leaning against the pole to my right. The crowd cheered.
"Alice Brandon!" Emmett bellowed.
Cue Rose, who is almost falling out of her top (which is pink leopard print). She blows everyone a kiss with her fire engine red lips.
"Rosalie Hale!"
Now for the best part of the night!
She was in complete darkness, sitting with her back to me. She was suddenly illuminated in white light.
The music turned soft and then the very familiar beat began.
Rose lifted her microphone:
Where's
all my soul sistas
Lemme hear ya'll flow sistas
Alice:
Hey
sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista
Hey sista, go sista, soul
sista, go sista
He
met Marmalade down IN old Moulin Rouge
Strutting her stuff on the
street
She said, Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go? Oh! uh
huh
The Three Chimed in:
Giuchie,
Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here
(here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Rose went over to Bella while she rapped:
What What, What what
Alice did the same and the two dropped to their knees and started caressing Bella
Alice:
ooh oh
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous
coucher avec moi
Rose:
Yea, yea, yea, yea
Then Bella started this Melissa Ethridge punk singing:
He
sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that
Magnolia wine
All her black satin sheets, suede's, dark greens
yeah
She stood up and they all sang:
Giuchie,
Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here
(here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez
vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Then Rose took center, Alice and Bella crawling around her knees.
Dear God, please let me not die of overexcitement!
Rose:
yea
yea uh
He come through with the money and the garter bags
I
let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh
We
independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm saying, why
spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree? Well that's you and
I'm sorry
Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear
ideal shoes get love from the dudes
4 bad ass chicks from the
Moulin Rouge
hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
bottle case the
meaning of expensive taste
if you wanna Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya
Mocha Chocalate-a what?
Real Lady Marmalade
One more time
C'mon now
Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade...
Then Bella snapped up, belting Christina Aguilra's part:
hey
Hey Hey!
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth
color of cafe
au lait alright
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried,
More-more-more
Rose:
Now he's back home doing 9 to 5
Alice:
Sleeping the grey flannel life
Bella:
But
when he turns off to sleep memories creep,
More-more-more
I'm so screwed.
All:
Giuchie,
Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here
(here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez
vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Then Emmett Introduced each of them again and the crowd went wild before they finished.
All:
Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah......
Everyone erupted in howls and whistles as the girls took a bow.
Holy shit, she has a fucking perfect ass!
She came back up and suddenly slipped, sending her straight into my arms.
Her cheeks were dark crimson and she smiled at me, embarrassed.
"I want to take you out."
"Okay…"
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