Chapter 2 - Advanced Universe
Brian, Barbara and Stewie rematerialized in the new dimension they traveled to.
"Wow, what a rush!" Barbara said.
She and Brian looked around them astonished. Their eyes widened and their jaws fell open as they saw what looked like a futuristic city. There were flying cars and people flying using jetpacks.
"Where are we?" Brian asked.
"This is Quahog, Brian", Stewie answered. "Same year, same time. But in this universe Christianity never existed. Which means the dark years of scientific repression never occurred, and thus humanity is a thousand years more advanced. Ergo, muscular genetically perfect pigs."
"Hey look", Brian said. "There's Quagmire."
Barbara and Stewie turned to see Quagmire looking exactly the same except for the futuristic boots he wore. He was leaving the house of a woman which they all assumed he slept with.
"Thanks, honey", he said. "Say hi to your husband."
They heard a beeping coming from a machine in his pocket.
"Oh, I got AIDS again. Better take my Nyquil cold, flu and AIDS."
Quagmire took a couple of pills out of the machine and swallowed them.
"All gone!" he said with a smile.
"Wow", Barbara said. "If that medicine existed in our universe, it'd be a life-saving miracle."
"What time do you suppose it is?" Stewie asked.
"I don't know", Brian said. "About 3:30?"
"Watch the sidewalk."
Brian and Barbara looked at the sidewalk and right away they gasped.
Drop dead legs, pretty smile,
hurts my head, gets me wild
There came a young woman wearing knee-high boots, a mini skirt, and a tube top. She had long wavy hair and wore a hat and glasses they knew all too well.
"My god", Brian said. "Is that…Meg?!"
"36-D, Brian", Stewie said. "And you know what's amazing? In this universe, she's still one of the ugly ones. If you saw Lois, you'd have to put your penis in a wheelchair."
"Hey!" Barbara said jealous. "If Meg is considered ugly, what would I look like?"
"Look across the street", he pointed.
Brian looked and right away his jaw fell to the ground as he started drooling.
Mississippi Queen
If you know what I mean
Mississippi Queen
She taught me everythin'
This universe showed Barbara still as a dog. The difference in this universe showed her with curves like a human with long hair that went down to her tail. Brian sighed then fainted on the sidewalk.
"Ugh, that's real nice", Stewie said looking between Brian's legs which were spread out for all to see.
"Men", Barbara said rolling her eyes.
Brian and Barbara looked around in wonder as Stewie showed them around the city.
"Hey, is there a bathroom around here?" Brian asked.
"Oh, you need to go pee or poop?" Stewie asked.
"Poop."
"One poop removal", Stewie commanded.
Brian's eyes widened as they continued walking.
"Wow, did I just go poop?" he asked.
"You sure did. All digital!"
"Wow, where does it go?" Brian asked.
"It gets beamed to another dimension", Stewie said.
"Amazing", Barbara said. "This place has got everything."
"Let me ask you this", Brian said. "What about all the Renaissance art that Christianity inspired?"
"That was my first question too", Stewie said. "Come on and have a look at the Sistine Chapel."
They boarded a train that said Lightspeed Railway. Within half a second, Stewie, Barbara and Brian went from Quahog to the Sistine Chapel in Italy. The three of them went inside to see all the classical art inside gone and replaced with photographs.
"Wow", Brian said surprised.
"Yeah, with no Christianity to inspire Michelangelo, they gave the job to John Hinckley", Stewie said.
"How uninspiring", Barbara said looking unimpressed.
"Alright, are you guys ready to go home?" he asked.
"Are you kidding?" Brian said. "This is amazing."
"Can we see more universes?" Barbara asked.
"Hmm. Well, I haven't tried yet, but I don't see why not."
"There's a first time for everything", she smiled.
With a push of a button, the three of them were off to the next universe.
