Chapter 7 - The Dog Universe
Brian, Stewie and Barbara arrived to the next universe. Brian looked like he was about to crack from all the craziness and just wanted to get home.
"We're finished", he said. "We're never going to get home. We're never going to see our Peter and Lois or anyone else we know ever again."
"It'll be okay, honey", Barbara said. "We'll get home eventually."
"You got your pal, Stewie", Stewie said with a smile.
"Great", Brian frowned.
"Aw, you could learn something from Compliment Guy. And you know, it's not as bad as you think. I may have finally figured this out. I just need to make a few more calculations."
Brian ignored what Stewie had to say as he looked around this universe. It looked the same as Quahog but this universe was inhabited by dogs. Humans were considered pets in this universe. Barbara noticed what was going on as a human woman came and sniffed Brian.
"Sorry about that", her owner said.
The woman jumped on Brian before her owner pulled her leash.
"Bad girl, Holly! No jumpies!"
"Oh it's quite alright", Brian said petting the woman's hair.
The woman started licking his paw before jumping up and licking his face.
"Uh, wow…this is ridiculous."
Brian continued letting her lick him until he was on the sidewalk looking like he was in heaven. Barbara growled and grabbed his ear.
"Do we need to have a talk about this?" she asked jealous.
"No!" he said. "Now, I'm good. I'm good."
Brian grabbed the controller away from Stewie.
"Hey, what the hell are you doing?"
"I just don't think we should be too hasty", he shrugged with a smile on his face. "I mean, we have a unique opportunity to study alternate universes in depth."
"Brian, you said you wanted to go home", Barbara said. "Now give Stewie the remote so we can go home."
"Come on, Barbara. Take my side."
"Brian, give me the damn device", Stewie said reaching for it.
The two fought over the controller until Brian pushed Stewie off him, making him fall along with the controller, shattering it to pieces.
"What the hell, man!" Stewie yelled. "What the hell! Look what you did!"
"That was our only ticket home!" Barbara said.
A dog dressed as a cop came toward Brian and Barbara carrying a collar and a leash.
"You'd better put that thing on a leash or I'll have to fine you", he said.
"Don't worry, Stewie", Barbara said holding him still while Brian put the collar on him. "When we're alone, we'll make sure Brian gets punished."
"What the hell were you thinking, Brian?" Stewie asked looking at the broken remote. "We're never going to get home now. Why the hell would you break the damn device?"
"Look, it was an accident, okay?" Brian said. "And besides, look at this place. It's a world run by dogs. I mean, I kind of want to explore this universe."
"We are so not having sex when we get home", Barbara said crossing her arms.
"Oh, you like role reversal?" Stewie asked. "Okay then."
Barbara and Brian watch as he walked into the park. Both were grossed out as he pooped in the middle of the park.
"Pick up my poop", Stewie said as he came back with an angry look on his face. "Pick up my poop!"
"I'm not picking up your poop", Brian said.
"Hey, you!" the police dog said. "Pick up that poop!"
"You heard him, Brian. Pick up my poop."
"Barbara?" Brian said looking for help.
"You started this", Barbara said looking away.
"I need a plastic bag", he said looking around them.
"Here's a thin napkin", Stewie said pulling a napkin from his pocket.
