a/n: pretended like the whole jo bro's episode never really happened, so Lily has never seen Miley and what she would look like if she tried to look like a boy. &sorry if I don't get it down correctly how they talk…I know they've got their whole accents and certain phrases they like to say, but I probably won't be throwing those in here.
Ohh, and reviews are always cute if you'd like to throw some of those out there for me…that'd be great.
Chapter One:
"Okay Lily, we can go buy clothes for our disguises, but after that we're going home! Daddy told me to have the car home by 9 o'clock tonight…something about him and dumb Jackson going on a fishing trip tomorrow and they want to load the car up." I told Lily as she dragged me by the hand off to look at more clothes.
Lily completely oblivious to my reason for needing to get home started going through racks of crazy clothes for her "Lola" disguise, she grabbed a short mini skit that looked as if it was made out of rainbow colored feathers, "This would be amazing! With that one shirt that's that one color…that I bought that one time when I with you! Remember?" She grinned and walked to the next rack without waiting for me to answer.
I just smiled and watched her go, she really was adorable and it just made me want her more. I slowly scooted off into the boys department, knowing she wouldn't miss me and if she did she would just send me a text. I started going through the boys pants, completely at a loss, before this I never had had any liking for boy clothes…I thought of calling Oliver and asking him, but he was already suspicious enough about why he would catch me staring at Lily. I grabbed a pair of "regular fit" jeans, then a pair of "skinny" jeans, and a "slim skinny" jeans. I stood outside the men's dressing room wondering, 'Since I have boy pants to try on…does that mean I have to change in the men's room??'
The woman at the desk assigning changing rooms to the few men who came along eventually said something to me after she watched me standing there nervously for a few minutes, "Do you need some help?"
"Uhm, yeah…well, I wanted to try these on…but they're boy pants…" I said nervously.
She gave me a weird look, "Well unless you're a boy go to the girl's dressing room."
"Oh…okay, thanks." I walked away hurriedly back to the women's department. That was embarrassing! Of course I'm not supposed to go in the men's dressing room just because I have men's clothes to try on!
"Oh! Hey, Miley come here! Look at this top!" I heard Lily call out to me as her voice broke into my thoughts, I glanced over to where I heard her calling me, and then back down at the bundle of boy pants in my hands. 'I'll risk it…' I thought as I walked over towards Lily trying to act casual so she wouldn't question the clothes I held. "So, what do you think…?" She held up one of the ugliest, flashiest shirt's I've ever seen.
"Oh that's uh…cute?" I said uncertainly, wondering what she wanted me to make of it.
She laughed, "Haha, if you think this is cute…don't ever buy me any clothes please! This thing is hideous, but I was thinking…your nasally voiced friend she's having her birthday party too and I could give her this as a gift, hmm?"
I smiled, "Ohh Lily…you really do just like to antagonize her…"
"She thinks I have foul taste anyways, she'll think I was serious, it could be funny."
I just raised my eyebrows at her as I smiled skeptically.
She scowled at me, "Or I could just give her ten dollars…"
I smirked, "Then she'll just think you're cheap. Don't even worry about giving her anything Lily, you don't like her so there's really no need."
"I don't want to just show up at her party and eat all her food with out giving her something though…"
"You do anyways."
"Hey!" She scrunched her nose, giving me a disapproving look, "I do not…"
I laughed, giving her a one armed hug holding the bundle of boy pants away from her, "Well, even if you do…its fine cause I enjoy your company at those boring parties."
"What're those pants you've got there?" Lily asked curiously, trying to grab at them but I held them away out of her reach.
"Oh uh…nothing just some pants I wanted to try on."
"They look pretty big…like grandma pants…not like girl skinny jeans or straight leg like you usually wear."
I squinted my eyes at her, why did she have to be so damn observant. "Yeah…they're uh, boy skinny jeans…I just wanted to see how they fit…maybe wear them one day when I'm Hannah?"
"Oh…what's wrong with girl skinny jeans?" She asked.
"They get hot?"
"All pants get hot…"
"Do you want to try any clothes on with me? I'm going to try these on now, then we'll go." I started walking away.
"You go try those on, I'll go pay for my stuff and text Oliver or something."
I go inside the dressing room finally, shedding the jeans I already had on I grabbed my "regular fit" jeans, I pulled them on to my waist, then realized they were suppose to sit much high on the male gender…on a girl they just looked plain weird! I stepped out of them, and pulled on the "skinny" jeans instead. They were a little loose, but at least they weren't supposed to go up as high. Then I pulled on the "slim skinny jeans" and fell in love, they looked the best definitely. They were tight enough, but not too tight and plus…if I was suppose to be looking like a boy there was room enough for were a "package" would go, and not a smooth area. I giggled nervously when I realized this, I really hoped I could get something to work out with this. I stood there looking at my self for a minute, pressing my chest down, trying to imagine myself with short hair…what would I look like as a boy? What color hair should I have? What style hair should I have? Should I get contacts? Should I wear band shirts like a regular guy, or dress up moderately nice like a not so regular guy? Should I be wondering like this so much? I sighed tugging the jeans off, and pulling on mine and slipping back into my shoes. The two pairs of jeans I didn't like I left in the room the pair I liked I took with me to go pay for them. Lily looked at me skeptically when she saw me paying for them, I just shrugged.
A/n2: it'll get better I swear, I'm just getting started. The beginnings always have to be a little boring…
