Sorry I haven't updated in forever. We were having internet problems and school starts on Monday.
This chapter all circulates on the embarrassing situation of a certain brunette and living Adonis.
Disclaimer: I own the phrase, The Cullen Cult, but sadly I don't own The Cullens, Bella, not even Mike! I'm pathetic.
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Alice's POV:
I woke up to the sound of several things. I looked over the edge of the couch and made out the voices of Esme and Carlisle as they made their way up the stairs. Then I also heard mumblings.
Edward. That boy has a tendency to talk in his sleep. He also accidentally speaks his thoughts if he gets too into them. He usually answers with, "Did I just say that out loud?"
But I also heard a more softer higher voice. Bella?
I looked to the other side of the couch and could make out the form of a big lump. I got out the flashlight and clicked it on.
Awwww. Edward's sleeping form was facing Bella while his arm was draped around her waist. Bella was snuggled into Edward's chest and her arms were around his neck.
Everyone's got to see this!
"Rose!" I whispered, shaking her up.
"What?!" She hissed. I put my fingers to my lips, then pointed to Edward and Bella.
"Aww." She cooed.
Then we both threw our pillows and woke up Emmett and Jasper. I was surprised Emmett didn't jump up and make a booming noise that would wake everyone up.
We pointed to Edward and Bella.
Jasper scowled, but I could see a smile beginning to tug at his lips.
Emmett smiled triumphantly and whispered. "That's my baby bro."
"Bella?" I heard Edward mumble.
Jasper and Rose got a panicked look on their faces.
I shook my head. "Edward talks in his sleep.
They both smiled. "That makes them an even cuter couple cause Bella talks in her sleep too." Rose whispered.
"Yes, Edward?" Bella mumbled.
"I love you." We all froze. I didn't know Edward's feelings were that strong. We all turned to Bella's sleeping form to see her reaction.
Then I think I fell out of the bed.
She kissed him! Sleeping Bella kissed sleeping Edward!
Technically, her body only moved like an inch forward and her lips happened to meet his, but still, they kissed!
Then my romantic instincts came at the same time as Rose's did.
"Awwww!" We sighed in unison
But Emmett and Jasper were bickering.
"This doesn't count." Jasper said.
"Sure it does. We bet when they would first kiss, being unconscious about it wasn't covered."
Jasper sighed in defeat, handing Emmett a twenty.
They bet on Edward and Bella?! How come I couldn't get in it? I so would have won!
Before anything could change I pulled out my phone and snapped a picture of the, lips still touching, Edward and Bella.
One day, this will adorn both of their bedsides.
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Edward's POV:
I woke up to several things. There was a beautiful scent of freesia and strawberries swirling around me. There was an incredible warmness enveloping me.
And there was an annoying sound of a bunch of laughter.
Then it clicked.
That was Bella's scent.
SHIT!
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Bella's POV:
I think I died and went to heaven.
I am feeling immense pleasure at the moment.
There's a sweet but musky scent smothering my senses.
There was this inviting warmth caressing my skin everywhere.
But I don't think heaven should be this annoyingly noisy.
I opened my eyes…
And then I think I died.
Edward's face was mere inches from mine but the thing was that he was awake.
He was glaring at something over the top of my head.
I pulled away and he immediately released me, blushing an amazing crimson that I thought only I could accomplish.
I turned around and then I think I died of embarrassment. Again.
Everyone, and I mean everyone, was standing around the pull-out couch. Even Esme, their mom, and a good-looking blonde man who I'm pretty sure was Carlisle, their father.
And to add to the embarrassment, they were all laughing.
I looked down with my cheeks flaming. The entire family and Jasper and Rosalie, saw Edward and me cuddling in our sleep. God hates me.
I snuck a glance from Edward through my peripheral vision. He was looking down at his hands then his eyes widened and his hand flew to touch his lips.
Am I missing something.
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Edward's POV:
My hand flew to my lips as I remembered a dream I had last night. I knew I had a tendency to sleep talk but I remembered having a dream about kissing Bella.
God, why do you hate me so much? Touching my lips, I could feel they were a little warm and swollen.
Shit!
I looked up to glare at my brother, sister, friends, and oh-so compassionate parents.
So what if I was getting friendly with my crush while we were sleeping. Considering the things I've heard them all doing with past relationships, and not to mention my parents.
Who am I kidding? My situation was much more embarrassing.
I'm more pathetic than Emmett when he thought he was pregnant.
And that's saying something.
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Bella's POV:
I made my way to get up but instead, me being the stupid klutz I am, I managed to fall out of the bed. Dragging Edward down with me.
God, what did I ever do to you? I didn't mean what I said in traffic the other day.
After I felt the impact of the floor, I looked up and was met with a pair of shocked green eyes.
Today is not my day.
Edward quickly pulled himself off me and pulled me up.
I looked to everyone else who were about to die of lack of oxygen with all their laughing.
"It's not that funny." I hissed.
"You. Edward. Snuggle-wuggle." Alice gasped out then began to run and hit her two index fingers together when she said her infamous, snuggle-wuggle.
"Alice, I will personally turn your hair orange this time." Edward growled.
Alice immediately straightened herself out, probably remembering her story of how Edward turned her hair green not only a couple days ago. They never told us why. Lucky for her, it wasn't long-lasting.
Everyone began to settle down at our embarrassing situation. It's not every day when you see two friends of the opposite gender cuddling together while their sleeping.
I don't even want to know what I might have said in my sleep.
The blonde man stepped up to me and shook my hand.
"I'm Carlisle Cullen. You must be the infamous Bella Swan. My children have told me a lot about you. Especially Edward."
Huh?
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Edward's POV:
I officially hate my family.
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Ahhhh! The beauty of embarrassment. It's so fun to write. Next chapter I have an even more embarrassing conversation to come then it will about a year-time length.
