Sorry I haven't updated in so long. Blame high school, hot emo/skater guys, and Midnight Sun.

High school…….I HATE IT! Homework every night, no time for lunch, and soccer practice hurts.

Hot emo/skater guys. There EVERYWHERE in the school, my imagination runs wild with them. But I'm also depressed because this one hot guy that was in my Spanish class and lunch changed his schedule so now I don't see him at all.

And Midnight Sun. That has me thoroughly depressed. It's on hold indefinitely because someone leaked an unfinished draft. So, considering the fact I may NEVER read the full version, I'm reading all that Stephanie Meyer put up on her website.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight but I do own a pink and purple polka dotted elephant named Mr. Hufflepuff. Thank you hyacinthgirl18!

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Bella's POV:

One strange family. Oh well! I still love them all!

Considering Edward was one of the all, and I used the word love….the thought of me loving Edward surprised me. That couldn't be the fluttery feeling I feel when he's around. Could it?

After Carlisle and Esme left to go do whatever they were planning to do, Alice and Rose dragged me up the stairs to Alice's room.

"What?" I asked, bewildered at their, almost, animalistic behavior.

They both turned to each other grinning wickedly.

This can't be good.

"Soooo," Alice said smugly, "How did you sleep?"

Damn it!

I blushed and scowled down at the floor.

"Fine, thank you."

"I bet so. Looks like you had someone to keep you company." Rose added.

This is so not happening!

"Get to the point! So, I woke up in Edward's arms this morning. So, what? It is normal for people to movie in their sleep, you know."

Then Alice mumbled something to Rose, I only made out the words "not normal" and a word that sounded something like "miss" or something like that.

Rose giggled and looked back to me.

"Our question, is did you enjoy waking up in his arms, Isabella?" She questioned with a huge smirk.

I blushed so much my face burned. Was I that obvious about my feelings?

They both took note in my blush and forced me to sit on the bed.

Then they both took chairs and sat in front of me.

Rose straightened in her chair and took on a mock serious expression.

"Isabella, we need to talk. It's about time for you to understand something crucial that happens when you have an attraction to the opposite sex."

HELL NO! She is not having a SEX TALK with me!

"What?!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.

Alice did her best to look serious.

"We know you have feelings for Edward and as a teenager your going to experience feelings you've never felt before."

Someone kill me now!

"I am not having this conversation with you two! I am not a hormonal teenager. I do not think about Edward like that. And most importantly, he does not think about me like that. There is nothing to bring this on! Last night only occurred because it was a restless night and he was sleeping in the same bed."

I began to storm out of the room when they caught my arms.

"Either way Bella, your in need of this conversation." Rose screamed.

I was not! They were only doing this because they were enjoying my embarrassment.

"No I'm not!" I yelled, struggling against them.

For a little pixie and a skinny blonde, they were really strong.

"But you've never been giving this conversation before, Bella." Rose said with a smirk.

"I've had Worth the Wait class, I get the basics. Wait until marriage, don't get pregnant, don't get a disease, and use protection." I yelled.

I hadn't realized that all the yelling up here had attracted an audience.

In the doorway stood three very amused and shocked guys.

I repeat, does God hate me?

Edward came to m rescue.

"Breakfasts ready." He called out.

As if they were magic words, Alice and rose forgot about me and ran out of the room.

The weirdest morning ever.

I sighed in relief. To much drama and action for me to take.

I began to walk down the stairs with the guys when Jasper stopped me.

I looked at him curiously.

"You've survived the stairs for a while but our rule is still in place."

I rolled my eyes.

"What rule?" Emmett and Edward asked in unison

Jasper answered despite my death glares being sent to him.

"She not allowed to go up or down stairs without someone carrying her."

Emmett and Edward grinned wickedly.

Then the floor disappeared beneath me.

I screamed.

Then after a bumpy road down the stairs and into the kitchen he three of them plopped me into a chair.

As we began to gather everything on our plates for Breakfast, the guys asked the girl what we wanted to drink.

Alice and Rose both responded water.

But when I was going to open my mouth Jasper and Rose both spoke for me.

"Orange juice." I laughed at their dryness in their voices.

"What?" Emmett asked.

Jasper answered as I blushed and smiled.

"This chick has an infatuation with orange juice." He stated with humor in his voice.

"Why? Orange juice is all tangy and sour-"

"Don't say anything if you know what's goof for you Emmett." Rose said quickly.

I nodded quickly. You pay the consequences if you mess with orange juice.

As he was going to open his mouth again I spoke.

"Don't diss the OJ." And for added emphasis, I glared my deadliest at him.

He visibly swallowed. That caused us to laugh.

After breakfast, none of us wanted to go or want each other to go so we were trying to figure out what to do.

Then an idea hit me.

"How about let Jasper entertain us." I said evilly.

Jasper glared coldly at me and Rose laughed loudly.

"What do you mean?" Asked Alice.

I smiled menacingly at Jasper as he shook his head, but I never listen to him.

"Jasper has mad rapping skills."

"NUH-UH!" Emmett bellowed.

Edward and Alice sat in shock.

"Why don't you dance along with it Bella?" Jasper snapped. That got me to shut up.

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Edward's POV:

"What did you mean by that?" I asked as Bella blushed and now Jasper looked at her evilly.

Jasper spoke with a smug-laced voice.

"Bella has an ability to give any guy a hard-on."

"WHAT?!" I yelled.

How the hell does he know that?!

Rose spoke, breaking the tension flowing through me.

"Bella may be clumsy as hell but that girl can grind and booty drop."

My mouth fell open in shock as Bella blushed redder than I've ever seen. (Embarrassment! The most beautiful thing in the world!)

"Can we see?" Asked the stupid brother of mine.

I reacted so quickly he didn't see my blow until he felt it in the back of his head.

"OW!"

Everyone laughed.

"No." Bella answered lowly, still blushing crimson.

I was racking my mind for anything to get the focus off of Bella for several reasons. I didn't like her feeling embarrassed. And I was trying very hard not to think of her dancing for fear the male side of me would get the best of me.

Then Alice spoke. Thank God!

"Edward can show you his acrobatic skills."

Never mind.

"You mean we can finally see a live skate show from the Edward Cullen?" Asked Jasper, using mock anticipation.

I rolled my eyes. They made me sound like a Greek god or something. (Ha! Couldn't resist.)

"No." Alice answered. "He can't do any of his awesome tricks without the park and half-pipes and all that stuff. But… Edward was born and destined to live in the circus, I tell you. The boy's a natural acrobat. On the board and off. He can do flips off the stairs and trees and can even break dance."

I wanted to take the attention off of Bella but not get it on me.

"Yeah! Come on, Edward! Show them!" Emmett called enthusiastically.

Jasper and Rosalie nodded eagerly while Bella looked horror-struck.

"What's wrong Bella?" I asked.

"Don't tell me your going to throw yourself off those stairs." She said, beginning to look angry.

I was going to open my mouth but Jasper said something that decided for me.

"How much you want a bet he can't stick his landing?" He asked Rose.

That's below the belt.

"Sorry, Bella. But my pride has just been wounded here and I have to gain it back." I said in an amused tone.

But my heart couldn't help but soar at the though that she was concerned about me.

I made my way to the top of the stairs and down the hallway still attached to the railing.

I looked down to see Emmett and Alice smiling, Rose and Jazz eager, and Bella murderously angry.

I jumped up so I was sitting on the railing then stood up carefully so I was facing them.

Alice and Emmett pushed them back so I had a good landing area.

"Don't you dare do it, Edward!" Bella yelled.

But it was too late, I shifted into a crouch, then flung myself off.

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Bella's POV:

I watched in wonder and horror as Edward flung himself off the stair railing.

He did a simple flip in the air then landed on the floor in a crouch with a low thud.

I heard my friends cheer and gasp in amazement but I could care less.

I walked up to his smug form and hit him hard in the chest.

He looked at me, shocked. While I heard everyone laughing behind me.

"Did I not tell you to not jump off that railing?!"

I heard Emmett going "Ooooooh!"

I looked over my shoulder to see Jasper smirking.

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Jasper's POV:

It was always mad to get Bella super mad. And this definitely wasn't disappointing.

We all knew Edward loved Bella, and it was hilarious to see him start mumbling incoherent sentences to apologize to her.

Bella looked over her shoulder to me with narrowed eyes. As she caught on that we were laughing at her anger she turned back to Edward.

"Your off the hook now Edward but that's only cause this was all Jasper's fault."

Edward breathed a sigh of relied.

That boy was hooked!

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Edward's POV:

After that, they really wanted to see my skating stunts so we logged onto Youtube.

I haven't found a place nearby to keep practicing.

We found a video filming several of my tricks and mishaps.

It started off with a laugh from everybody as it first showed me losing my board and coming into hard contact at the bottom of stairs. I absentmindedly rubbed at each of the placed I got hit when messing up.

It surprised me how many views videos of me got.

Then we read some of the comments.

How come Edward's not on the list for the MSD?

One reviewer asked.

Will that follow me everywhere?

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I searched you tube for a video I thought was worthy of Edward's awesomeness and found a cool one with about three ouchies and a million awesome tricks.

Web address to the video is on my profile.

Over and out:

Vampire-legend