I really am SO SORRY! Spoilers for anyone who reviews! That's how bad I feel! But I give them to anyone who asks for them anyway.
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Jasper's POV:
Why did I have to be a guy and agree to this? When Emmett started wounding my pride, I just had to agree to his stupid plan to get rid of his boredom.
"Ready Jazz?" Rose asked in a sickly sweet tone.
Emmett and Rose both stood in front of me, literally keeping me from running away. My only hope is that Alice will come and save me.
Just then, the door flew open.
Alice, my love, stood there looking beautiful……….and pissed off.
"What are you devils doing to my Jazzy?!" She yelled.
Emmett answered like it was the most simplest thing in the world. "Dye his hair black." He said, waving the box of dye in front of him.
Alice looked absolutely shocked.
"It's only temporary!" Rose quickly added in.
"We're turning him into a smexy emo for the day."
They both laughed and we turned our attention back to Alice. She was slowly looking between all three of us. Then a smile came upon her face.
Uh-oh.
"I get to pick his clothes!" She yelled out, exuberant.
Emmett and Rose high fived while Alice dove in the closet.
Shit!
Edward's POV:
The party was now ending and everyone was leaving.
Bella was besides me looking ready to collapse and fall asleep.
OH, how I love to mess with her.
I quickly reached out and poked her in the ribs causing her to jump and squeal.
HILARIOUS!
She turned to me and glared coldly, but then Esme walked in the room.
Damn it!
Bella's face held an evil smile as she ran to my mother's side.
"Mommy! Edward was being mean to me!" Bella cried as she snuggled into Esme's side.
That's cruel, Bella.
Esme turned to me with narrowed eyes.
"What's this I hear Edward? You were being mean to my favorite daughter?!" She mock yelled.
Bella was smirking.
"No." I pretty much whimpered.
Bella was sooooooooooo Esme's favorite and they're not even related.
Hello. Biological son standing right here. Way to take a hit on my self-esteem.
Esme grinned. "Since you were being mean, Edward, you have to clean the living room."
"What?! It looks like a tornado went through it! It'll take me hours!" I exclaimed.
"You better get started then." She smirked. Then they both walked away. That's mean.
Angrily, I grabbed a trash bag and began to pick up he litter on the floor.
It wasn't long before I heard Bella's voice behind me.
"Yes traitor?" I asked in a mock angry voice while I pretended to glare at her.
She smiled.
"What'd I do?" She asked innocently.
"Let me guess…." I trailed off.
She rolled her eyes and pulled on my arm.
"You know you still love me." She sighed in a playful tone.
"Yeah…I do." I muttered in a playful irritated voice hoping she wouldn't see the truth in them.
"Come on, for some reason everyone wants us upstairs." We began walkinf to the stairs but I swept her easily up into my arms. She really was mortal enemies with the stairs.
We stopped in front of Alice's door and then opened it.
We both froze.
Jasper?
There stood a pale boy with black fringed hair, a tight shirt, dark skinny jeans, and vans.
They turned him emo. What the hell?
Probably Emmett's idea.
Then Bella suddenly screamed.
"Eww! Bad mental images! Get these thoughts out of my head! Quit thinking that!" She began to hit the sides of her head shake her head.
What is going on?
Jasper and Rose were just smirking while Alice and Emmett looked just as confused.
Bella suddenly ran into the bathroom and slammed the door shut. I think I could hear soft thumps on the door. Is she banging her head on the door?
We looked at emo Jasper and hysterical Rose for an explanation.
Jasper laughed and Rose answered. "Bella's finding Jasper attractive at the moment."
Stupid over reactive emotions! Jealously flared through me but after thinking of Bella's exclamations they quickly died.
"Yeah," Emo Jasper said. "Bella's always had a thing for emos, punks, rebels, and Skaters." He said with extra emphasis.
Does that mean Bella could maybe like me? Nah! I mean….we're just friends…friends who act like a couple….and friends who are constantly with each other…and she happens to be gorgeous…and I happen to be in love with her……Argh! This isn't helping!
They smirked at me but then Bella screamed from inside the bathroom again.
"Jasper Whitlock Hale! Go back to the way you were or so help me your dead!" She yelled, muffled through the door.
Alice walked closer to the closed door. "But Bella, I worked really hard to get him to look like that!" She whined.
"Then make him into a freaking Abercrombie and Fitch model if you have to….JUST DO ANYTHING TO GET THESE THOUGHTS OUT OF MY HEAD!!"
I couldn't help but laugh at Bella's desperation. Alice huffed and dragged emo boy into the other room.
Emmett and Rose walked out of the room and I knoked on the door. "You can come out now Bella. Scary attractive Jasper isn't here anymore." I teased.
"Uhm. I can't!" She yelled.
"Why not?" I asked confused.
"I'm STUCK!" huh?
"Stuck where?"
"In the hamper!"
"What are you doing in the hamper?" I asked. Bella really is hanging out with Alice too much…
"MUST YOU ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?! JUST GET ME OUT!" Gosh, pushy much. That probably came from Rose…
I tried to turn the knob but it was locked so I braced my self on the frame of the door to break it down.
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"AHHHHH!" The door suddenly flew open and I fell to the bathroom floor.
I looked up to find a laughing Bella.
"What was that for?" I asked, incredulous.
She's just a meany head today.
She smiled sweetly. "That's what you get for earlier." She cooed while holding her hands together, Tucking her head in and swinging her body from side to side.
She looks freaking adorable doing that. But………
"But you made me clean the living room!"
"That was because you were being a poopoo head and poked me!" We looked at each other for five seconds then burst out laughing.
"We're dorks." I said while picking myself up and slinging my arm across her shoulders.
"Yeah but we're awesome dorks." She said, laughing.
Six days later…
Bella's POV:
Today I was going with Edward to the skate park to FINALLY see him skate and at the moment Alice was dressing me up.
Did I really need a specific outfit for the skate park?!
After a while.. I was dressed in a dark blue tank top that stopped a little bit under my belly button and skater shorts that clung to my hips but hung loose. I also had suspenders hanging off the shorts and blue vans on.
Comfy enough besides the showing some skin part.
"Are you ready yet?!" Edward yelled from downstairs. Impatient much.
Not my fault i'm a Barbie. Blame Alice.
I stepped out of the room and walked to the top of the stairs.
Edward's POV:
Bella approached the top of the stairs. She was dressed like a skater.
DAMN IT, ALICE!!
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Once again I am SOOOO sorry for making ya'll wait. Next chapter is them at the skate park. I'm serious….anyone who reviews will receive a tiny spoiler unless your one of the people with awesome reviews that make me squeal my head then you'll get a bigger one.
