Ranma Fractions

Chapter Two: A Sticky Situation

Ranma found sighing was a natural reply to any event now, her arrival at school was met with a Kuno spouting his usual nonsense.

But this time... Ranma was actually smart and decided to use that smartness in a rather... odd way.

"Oh Tatewaki, my true love!" The 'feminine charm' was laid on thick like someone addicted to butter having toast, "The dreaded sorcerer has met his demise very recently but his soul still holds on like a mere baby holding onto their mother. There is only one way you can remove the rest of his soul. You must find the legendary ingredients of Fireblossom, Daybloom, Moonglow, Waterleaf, Blinkroot, Deathweed and Shiverthorn. Once you have found these ingredients you must mix them together into water and consume the liquid produced while holding onto my gaze on a full moon. When this happens, then I will give you a child"

Tatewaki Kuno's eyes grew wide at Ranma's 'true words' and held his bokken high in the air with a determined look on this face.

"Do not worry my Pigtailed Goddess. I will find these ingredients you speak of post-haste and free you from the dark sorcerer's shackles! We shall have a family together!"

With that, Kuno ran off to find his sister in an attempt to find the ingredients. Surely she must know where these herbs would be?

Little did he know, Ranma had just plunged him into quite the dastardly trap, if what Gaia's book said was true. Let us look into what it says, shall we?

[*DA BOOK*]

Recently I have found myself stumbling upon a most peculiar book in an apothecary which specialized in... Interesting ingredients

It spoke of mixing seven herbs together to make a mixture that could change the gender of the drinker permanently... or until the person drinks another draught of the 'gender change potion'

[*DA BOOK*]

I previously mentioned full moons, didn't I?

Well that is something that most demi-humans deal with, so in connection we must too. On the night of a full moon our more primal instincts come out and certain... urges become more active.

Sadly, this also means the whole 'get women pregnant' thing becomes a guarantee with anyone you... well you know.

On the plus side for them, your form will actually change to something that somewhat matches what they might want.

[*Back to Ranma*]

Ranma was quick to realise that Kuno was probably the best choice for this time for three reasons

1: People do crazy things for love

2: Kuno is too idiotic for people to actually care about him... unless their problem is because of him.

3: If Kuno is the problem, deal with him.

And what a better way to deal with Kuno than to start something your body was designed for.

Now that Kuno was out of the way for an indefinite amount of time Ranma made her way towards the school.

"RANMAAAA BAAKKKAAA"

The martial artist turned just in time to see a mallet aimed in an overhead swing... directly at her face.

'Oh de-

This was Ranma's final thought before her body made spider-cracks on the schools walkway.

But then, out of everyone's sight as they ignored the semi-regular occurrence... Ranma started leaking pink.

In fact, her entire body started turning into a sticky pink blob moment by moment; her clothes went damp with the gel substance that made Ranma's current body... except for the scarf.

Soon the now slimy Ranma pulled herself out the indented ground and shook her head in annoyance, causing the odd red tipped antennae that had had found itself on her head to wobble around.

She looked down and stared at her new body with her jelly-like blue orbs which looked like eyes.

'Already? I feel all... Gooey... My head feels all funny... What did the book say about... I'm a slime right? Slimes were... yes... I remember.' Ranma's thoughts got progressively slower and... Giggly as they went on.

Finally Ranma did eventually remember what she read idly about slimes from the book.

[*THA BOOK*]

Slimes are actually more interesting than most would think... stories told about how they are simple minded are both true and not true...

First thing that you need to know is the 'trigger' for the slime form is heavy blunt force, our body turns us into something resistant to this force and as such we become something that can sustain heavy damage and get up...

Our slime form is also random on what 'sub species' we are...

If you manage to turn into a Pink Slime, you might find yourself thinking 'flowery thoughts'. Not to worry, that is just what your slime is made of having some minor effects on your mind.

I suppose it has another side effect of being a semi-addictive aphrodisiac to the person who touches it... it happens in a much stronger manner if put in a... orifice...

I wish you luck.

[*Back to Ranma*]

'Right... yeah... what was I doing?' The currently ditzy slime girl thought.

Her mind drifted as she looked around, suddenly a pang of recognition dinged in her head.

'Classes! I'm late to class; hopefully I can get there in time.'

So Ranma slipped her way into the school, clueless about how her clothes slipped off her body as she did so.

Soon all that remained was her scarf, which shifted into a water-proof coat and boots coloured red.

[*A few minutes later*]

Akane was fuming, her perverted 'fiancé' literally tried to seduce Kuno right in front of her... maybe the boy was more perverted than she had ever thought before.

And now he was almost late for class!

Suddenly the door drifted open, many of the other students expecting a slightly bruised cursed martial artist to enter.

They were most certainly surprised by the petite pink slime girl that entered, naked except for a red rain coat and rubber boots.

"Sorry for late!" The slime said childishly, her hand waving back and forth and splattering little droplets of her gooey body on the floors and walls.

"Name?" the teacher said with a sigh.

"Ranma!" the slime giggled out, causing most students to sigh themselves.

To them this meant one of two things

1: this is another fiancé looking for Ranma.

2: this was Ranma.

Option 2 got majority vote when mumbles spread around class about the 'girl's figure looking familiar'

"Okay then... take your seat then 'Ranma'" The teacher said over the class' mumbling crowd, causing the slime girl to skip to Ranma's usual seat and sit down.

Class went 'normally' after that.

[*The Future*]

What people didn't actually know was that some slimes actually could taste what their body consumed... Suu was one of them.

Kurusu eventually found out about it and had to ask her about something he was wondering.

"If you can taste, why do you eat Miaa's creations?"

The blue coloured slime smiled and gave her reply.

"It tastes like home."

[*Return to the present*]

Lunch quickly came by rather quickly after that... Quite possibly because lessons were mostly ignored in favour of watching the Pink Slimy Ranma.

Akane had decided during that time she would try to avoid Ranma until this 'event' blew over... But that was a problem when students started eating.

Ranma forgot her lunch.

"Hey Akane, is that Ranma looking at you?" Akane's friend Sayuri said to her.

The mallet wielder turned and noted that what Sayuri said was true, Ranma was indeed staring at her from amongst the crowd that had surrounded her and was asking quite a few questions.

With an annoyed sound she closed her bento and stamped over to the cursed boy, causing the crowd to disperse in an attempt to avoid getting into the cross-fire.

"What do you want Baka, that sick mind of yours thinking of what you can do in that body?" Akane growled at him.

"Ranma not thinking about that currently, was going to ask for some lunch, Ranma forgot theirs."

With a groan Akane held out her boxed lunch while turning her head away from the 'boy'

"Take it, I was full anywa-

*Squelch*

Suddenly the martial artist's hand felt cold... And sticky.

She turned, her eyes widening as she looked at what caused the feeling.

Ranma had literally eaten her hand and pulled the box into her body.

"Thank you!" Ranma cried out in an un-Ranma-like way before running out of sight while she let the food dissolve in her body.

Akane stared at her hand for a few moments before squealing out in disgust and running into the bathroom to try and wipe away the Ranma residue.

Out of the way from the students Ranma pulled herself into a random corner and watched the food in her body dissolve

Soon after that all that was left was the bento box, drifting around in her body like a fruit in a bowl of jello.

Ranma realised in her currently child mind that she should really get to her next class and walked with a slippery skip to her step back into the school

What she didn't know was her receiving lunch actually sparked something rather… odd

[*Girls Bathroom, Earlier*]

Akane growled in annoyance as she looked at her pink covered hand.

'Stupid Ranma, why couldn't he have just taken it and been done. He had to be all perverted and did that…'

It was then Akane noticed an odd flowery smell which she quickly pin-pointed to the remnants of Ranma that was on her hand.

'What is Ranma made of, Jello you know with it being Ranma and all I bet he turned into something edible because he likes eating so much.'

This thought made Akane bring the pink gel to her mouth and gave it a gentle lick.

'I-its good?!'

All of the girl's previous annoyance faded as she continued to clean of her hand from the sweet and flowery tasting goop.

'Maybe I can get some more…' Akane's cheeks started to flush with pink as her body heated up.

She shook her head to clear her thoughts and properly washed her hands before heading to classes herself.

[*After School*]

Ranma left the school grounds without a care in the world, her skipping causing most male students to knock themselves unconscious from her bouncing breasts that were barely hidden in her rain coat.

"Hey Ranma!" said slime-girl turned at the call and giggled at the person walking towards her.

"Akane!" Ranma giggled out to the rather flushed looking female.

"C-can I walk home with you?"

"W-wait, weren't we going to get ice cre-" Sayuri, who was just about to cut in from next to the girl, was cut off by a hand covering her mouth.

"Yes Akane can walk with Ranma! Very happy to do so." the bubbly gelatine female replied, grabbing Akane's arm and pulling her towards the gates.

"I'll talk to you later g-guys." Akane chittered out with a strangely euphoric look on her face.

Ranma dragged Akane along for a while after that, only stopping when a thought ran by her mind.

"Wait, why does Akane want to come home with Ranm-

Ranma was cut off by a full on kiss to her lips, a tongue ran through her 'mouth' and dragged away some of it.

"Because I need you!" Akane cried out with feverish eyes as she dragged the slime girl by the sleeve into a nearby alley.

Ranma's own mind went blank at that moment, instincts that had recently awakened thought one thing.

"She wants it, she wants you to make her yours… do it."

Ranma's form destabilized, slipping out the coat and began making it's way up Akane's body, who mewled out and pleasure as the cool body of her fiancé started wriggling around her.

"Akane has Ranma." Was the last thing the girl heard before the world turned white.

HOLD UP HOLD UP

Now let me get one thing straight here, I described this story as 'Ecchi' correct?

Which is why this next scene is not going to be seen. I will not be writing lemons and I don't think I'll even be able to.

So for future reference, something like this will be the only thing you see unless someone decides that they want to write the 'lemon' themselves… with my permission of course.

But in order to make it up to you, you get extra future scenes.

Now on with the story.

[*The Future*]

Kuroko Smith sighed in annoyance.

The tracker she had placed on Suu's Raincoat just blipped once more that the blue slime girl had vanished once more into the forbidden depths of Nerima.

"Hello!" Smith pulled her mind out the gutter when she heard the cheerful cry of the bubbly Ogre nicknamed Tio, who came thumping into the room holding a tray of small un-frosted cakes cakes.

"Hey Tionishia. What are you doing?" The Ogre's boss questioned.

"Just letting these cakes cool slightly, they are just out the oven and I need to cool them before adding the decorations! They are my mother's recipe and I saw we had the ingredients to make them so…"

"Okay then… You never did say where your mother lived and it wasn't on your stat sheet when you were assigned to me."

"Oh, they live in Nerima." Tio said happily as she put the tray on a nearby table, only to yelp slightly as her boss cried out a 'NERIMA?!' and then a few moments later 'THEY?!'

'Oh my, I don't think I was supposed to say that…' The horned female thought to herself as she stared at the raving woman in front of her.

[*End*]

Hope that made you feel better… but I'm sure some of you prefer not seeing the saucy content that quite a few M stories hold… even if this story is rated M anyway.

What can I say, I like to be safe with this sort of thing.

Anyway… a pleasure to have you reading this story, thank you for the people who reviewed too.

Going to Orbit

Cya.