Jet the Hawk zoomed in to the rescue to save the one and only blue hue! Jet had been busy recently, he had gotten caught up in the whole crypto and AI phase that's been going around so he hasn't been outside much. He lost everything in his gamba. His hover glider craft doohickey, his team (you don't wanna know what happened, That's All I'm Saying.), and his aspirinations. zzjudy Just some hot garbage yeah.
Gotta keep it clean, a fat fucking canadian Toonie, he didn't rescue anything or anyone. In his desperation he jumped out a window, not anywhere high he's on the first floor. But Sonic was driving to work instead of running cause he definitely A-Trained a lot of people in his time so it was better he just take it slow and let the bro's flow.
In his stupor of hope driven by lack of any real success or reality-based outcome, he hopped out of the window and landed face first into the street. The noise produce by his meek beak was that of if an almond had a mouth when it was getting milked by a metal machine. What he didn't account for were the Samaritans living their lives, like sonic did when his pink slit wife let him take some, gosh is safety a scarce resource these days?!/ He didn't have rings, the damn skirt.
Sonic steered right the fuck out his pathetic way but it was too late. Tails the Furry once again logged into his Tesler and began to Auto his Grand until he Thefted *BUZZER INCORRECT NOISE*. The fire was green because when you mix yellow and blue together you get green, try it some time! Just like Jet did. Just try better and knuckle on through... but not Knuckles on through, he never showed up to their funerals.
