The camera turns on to Chris and Don standing on a dock. "Welcome to Total Drama All-Stars! Before we introduce our veterans, we have two contestants who weren't in any previous seasons. First we have Marinna Gastulem, a contestant we repeatedly rejected for this show." Don announced as Marinna walked onto the dock after getting off a motorboat.

"Hi! I'm so glad you finally accepted me! I can't wait to meet every-" Marinna began to say before being cut off by an airhorn. "That's enough! Our other contestant is Han, who comes all the way from Tokyo." Don said as Han walked onto the dock while eating a bag of chips.

A helicopter flew over the dock and Chef appeared inside it. "First we have our Cruise Ship veterans! Our winner Amanda, the athletic jerk Valor, the swimmer Maddie, the sarcastic geek Noah, name-calling Joey, and soft and shy Josh!" Chris announced as Chef shoved them all out of the helicopter. "Gee Chris, still great at introducing people!" Noah yelled as they fell into the water.

"Next are the Jet Plane veterans! We have level-headed Vera, sweet and sour Lizabeth, game girl Mimi, nature girl Dawn, party girl Jasmine, and seemingly innocent Marx!" Don announced as Chef shoved them all out of the plane before jumping down himself. "Ah, it is so good to be alive again! Thank-you Scarlett!" Marx shouted as they fell, "I'm just hoping there is at least somebody here who likes video games." Mimi muttered as they fell into the water.

A boat pulled up to the dock after everyone had jumped, "Now are our Ridiculous and Ridiculous-er Race veterans. We have circus performers Viola and Lily, farm-boy Ezekiel, ice climber Popo, schoolkid Junior, and queen of mean Rosa!" Chris said as they walked onto the dock. "Tai couldn't come, so I brought Lily! She is so cute!" Viola said as she hugged Lily. "I am competing with a bunny? Funny. A rabbit was the most recent thing I had been reincarnated as." Marx laughed.

"Now we have Peanuts classics Lucy and Linus, C.I.T Courtney, our author Lucina, and Mary-Sue!" Don announced as the five walked onto the dock. "Weren't there six of them?" Don asked, "Here comes Ryan." Chris replied as two people in hazmat suits walked onto the dock with Ryan tied to a board and tape over his mouth. "Careful, he has been exposed to toxic chemicals." one of the men explained. "We get it." Chris said as he signed a contract before they left.

"Wow, he must have done worse than Duncan." Courtney said as Chris and Don untied Ryan and took the tape off his mouth. "Those guys are overreacting." Ryan moaned as he took a deep breath, "What did you do?" Viola asked, "Nothing! After the race, some scientists saw my tail and thought I was some toxic waste freak! They tied me up and left me alone in a room for weeks!" he replied. "Okay, now that everyone is here let's get into teams." Chris said as everyone followed him into the dining hall.

Everyone walked in and sat down, "Our first team will be Han, Courtney, Valor, Mary-Sue, Josh, Junior, Linus, Lucy, Jasmine, Lizabeth, Lucina, Rosa, and Ezekiel. You guys are... the Killer Bass!" Chris said as he tossed Linus as flag, "I'll carry that!" Lucy yelled as she took the flag from Linus.

"The other team is Vera, Viola, Lily, Amanda, Noah, Maddie, Marx, Mimi, Dawn, Popo, Marinna, Ryan, and Joey! You are the Screaming Gophers!" Don announced as he tossed them a flag. "Ha! You don't stand a chance 'gainst us ey'e! I'm winning this time!" Ezekiel teased, "Oh really, explain to me how you got last place in two seasons, turned into a mutated freak, Reese paid to have all the waste extracted, you got last again, and now you think you can win this time?" Noah sarcastically commented as Ezekiel said nothing. "We're still gonna crush you Gophers into the dirt though!" Courtney yelled.

"Okay teams, your first challenge is a classic, jumping off a cliff, into a lake!" Chris announced as everyone began to walk out, "Oh, and one more thing. There is an immunity statue hidden on the island somewhere." Chris added as everyone ran out the door and headed to the cliff.

Everyone had arrived at the cliff when Chris arrived, "Killer Bass, you're up first!" Chris said as he held up a clipboard. "I'm not jumping." Courtney said as she began to walk away, "Oh no you don't. You're jumping!" Valor yelled as she grabbed Courtney by the arm and jumped down with her. "About time someone took her out of her comfort zone." Junior commented as he jumped.

Mary-Sue, Han, Lizabeth, Jasmine, Lucina, Rosa, Ezekiel, and Linus had all jumped into the lake leaving Josh and Lucy. "There's no way I'm jumping, my hair will be ruined! Goodbye!" Lucy shouted. "Sorry guys! I'm just too scared!" Josh whimpered as he followed Courtney. "Quitters!" Courtney yelled, "Uh, you were gonna quit until Valor dragged you down e'ye." Ezekiel commented. "Shut up!" Courtney yelled.

"Okay Gophers, you're up!" Don announced. "Here we go!" Maddie cheerfully shouted as she jumped, "Noah! Stop reading! You need to jump!" Popo said, "Personally, I don't feel like getting wet!" Noah replied as he walked away. "Ugh, Noah is gonna cost us the game." Popo muttered as he jumped.

"Marx, do you still like- I mean, now will you go out with me?" Mimi nervously asked, "Sure, why not? Let's jump together." Marx replied as he held onto Mimi's hand and jumped. "Gross. I didn't think anyone would fall for Marx." Dawn muttered as she jumped after them. "Dawn must really hate him." Amanda thought as she jumped.

Viola, Lily, Vera, Joey and Ryan had all jumped, "C'mon Marinna! We can win this! Just jump!" Mimi shouted. "Umm, okay. Here goes!" Marinna shouted as she closed her eyes and jumped. She belly flopped onto the water and sank. "That has to hurt." Joey commented.

"The Gophers win the challenge! Dry off and we will be seeing the Bass at the campfire tonight." Don announced as everyone walked off. "See, I told you guys I didn't need to jump." Noah sneered. "Shut up Noah!" Vera yelled.

In the dining hall, the Killer Bass were deciding who to send home. "I say we vote out Josh." Courtney suggested, "Why me?" Josh asked, "You didn't jump." Lucy replied. "Look, if the kid is scared, he didn't have to jump. Besides Lucy, you didn't jump either." Rosa commented. "I just found out why we lost ey'e. We have more girls." Ezekiel said as all the girls glared at him. "What does that mean?!" Valor asked, "Girls are wusses. Boys are better ey'e." Ezekiel replied as Valor picked him up. "Easy on him. He doesn't think the guys are smarter at least." Junior said as Valor put Ezekiel down, "But they are." Ezekiel commented.

At the campfire, "Dude, you have a lot to learn." Han said to Ezekiel. "You all know the drill, if you don't get a marshmallow, you ride the cannon. Marshmallows go to Courtney, Valor, Mary-Sue, Josh, Junior, Linus, Jasmine, Lizabeth, Lucina, Rosa and Han." Chris announced as he tossed them the marshmallows. Ezekiel began to look nervous and Lucy just smiled. "Final marshmallow goes to... Ezekiel." Chris said as he tossed it to him. "Yes! I'm not last ey'e!" Ezekiel cheered while Lucy sat in shock.

Lucy was in the cannon and was yelling at everyone, "You made a big mistake! I was the best! I was AHHHHHHH!" she was shot out of the cannon. "Good grief!" Linus muttered as everyone walked off. "Who will go home next time? Find out on Total Drama All-Stars!" Chris said as the camera faded away.

-Votes-

Jasmine- Ezekiel

Lucy- Ezekiel

Ezekiel- Lucy

Courtney- Josh

Han- Lucy

Junior- Lucy

Valor- Ezekiel

Linus- Lucy

Mary-Sue- Ezekiel

Lizabeth- Ezekiel

Josh- Lucy

Rosa- Lucy

Lucina- Lucy