Chris walked onto the dock as the camera began to focus on him. He smirked at the camera and winked. "Last time on Total Drama All-Stars..." Chris began as footage from the last episode began to play matching what he says.

"The campers played dodge ball and it went by surprisingly quick. Noah actually put some effort into the challenge and turned things around for his team, shocker! Right at the end however, Ryan pulled some sick moves out of nowhere and won it for the Gophers. The challenge was a double death challenge, so the Bass sent home Lucina AND Mary-Sue! The Bass are two campers behind, can they turn this around? Find out right here on Total, Drama, All Stars!" Chris said winking at the camera again.

-Intro Plays-

The camera shows the two teams standing in line waiting for "breakfast" from Chef as they go up one at a time. Noah walked up with his tray as Chef grabbed a spoonful of food. "Today's special is Australian Chicken Soup!" Chef said as he poured a mix of green and red liquid with brown chunks in it.

Noah just looked at the food and paused for a moment. He was going to make a sarcastic comment, but he figured it was not a good time to do so. "Thanks..." Noah said quickly as he walked away from the counter and sat down with the Gophers.

Dawn and Ryan were both waiting for Noah when he sat down, not even touching the soup. "How goes it Noah?" Ryan asked.

Noah just shrugged, "I'm doing fine. Just glad we didn't lose last challenge or at least one of us would have been gone." Noah answered casually.

Dawn nodded, "He is right, we aren't exactly the best members of the team. I would have seen Josh going though." Dawn added in.

While the three talked about the challenges, Valor was pounding her fist on the Bass table. "I still can't believe we lost to that furry freak!" she said angrily.

Courtney placed her hand on Valor's and tried to calm her down. "It's fine if we lost once. We're still here. Now just calm down and focus on something else." Courtney said reassuringly as she took her hand off Valor's.

Valor just shrugged, "Fine. It would be a bad idea to lose my temper like this." Valor agreed and took her hand off the table.

-Confessional- Courtney

"Okay, Valor has some issues, but she's a great team player! I can't let her get voted off so early, at least not until the merge."

-Confessional- Ryan

"Furry freak? I see the insult, but I just have a tail, that's it."

-Confessional- Mimi

"I'm glad to see that things are going well for our team. I'm not the best camper here, so I just have to pray and hope for the best."

-End Confessionals-

Chris walked into the mess hall with a top hat on his head, getting a few chuckles from the campers. "Okay! You may be wondering why the hat is there, but all will be explained." Chris said as he took the hat off and pulled Lily out of it.

"Lily!" Viola shouted out as she ran up to Chris and grabbed Lily from his hand. Viola quickly sat down at the table and let Chris continue.

Chris just laughed and continued, "Today is our talent contest! Three campers from each team will put on a display of their talent in hopes of getting the highest score from me and Chef!" Chris announced.

Everyone just looked at each other while Marx just smiled in confidence.

-Confessional- Marx

"I'm a person of many talents. I've got this challenge in the bag."

-End Confessional-

Chris was about to exit the mess hall before turning to the campers, "Oh yeah, the stage will be right next to the dodge ball court, just in case you didn't notice it before. The show starts in 3 hours people!" he said as he exited the building.

All of the teens exited the building and began to head to the cabins when the loudspeaker rang and Chris began to speak. "Also, the Life Idol has been found already!" Chris announced, getting many disappointing sighs from everyone except Ezekiel and Noah, the latter just smirking to himself.

"Do not worry though, I decided to be nice and hide one more idol somewhere on the island, so keep your eyes peeled!" Chris added before the loudspeaker rang again before going silent. "Phew, I still have a chance." Vera said to herself as she joined the rest of the Gophers at the cabins.

The Gophers were sitting down on the steps in front of the cabin debating on who to send in. "I think Marx should enter." Dawn suggested, getting a few questioning stares.

"I thought you hated him." Amanda pointed out. Dawn just smiled, "It's for the good of the team." she answered.

Marx stood up, "Yeah, I'm a great performer. I can do lots of things." Marx said. Noah shrugged, "Sign him up then, we still need two more. How about Viola? She was a performer I believe." Noah suggested.

Viola nodded, "I usually perform with Tai, but I'll figure something out." Viola said as she got up and walked away to concentrate.

Ryan raised his hand, "I'm pretty good at performing martial arts! Maybe I can enter?" Ryan asked. No one asked any questions and Noah signed Ryan up on the paper he was holding.

All the Gophers except Noah and Dawn left the steps and went their own ways while they prepared for the show. "So we have Ryan, Viola, and Marx. I say that's a decent enough line up" Noah said as he showed Dawn the names.

Dawn nodded, "I agree, we might win again. See you Noah. I do hope you succeed in becoming a better person." Dawn said as she walked away. Noah was caught off guard, how did she know?

The Bass were sitting in front of their cabins as well on their steps deciding on who to enter in the contest. "In order to avoid disagreement, I made the decisions myself. We will have Junior, myself, and Ezekiel." Courtney said.

"Who said you are captain?!" Maddie shouted. Courtney turned around, "Me." Courtney replied and walked off.

Lizabeth stood up, "Don't fret too much. If we lose, she's gone." Lizabeth said, calming Maddie down.

Marinna had sat down by the dock and stared into the ocean. "Hey Marinna!" Ryan shouted as out, Marinna sighed and placed her head on her hands.

Ryan sat down next Marinna, only for her to scoot away from him quickly. "How are you doing Marinna?" Ryan asked in a delighted voice.

Marinna just sighed again. "Go away Ryan." she said in annoyance.

"Why are you acting like this? I just want to... get to know you better." Ryan said as he scooted over to Marinna.

"I SAID GO AWAY!" Marinna shouted as she pushed Ryan into the water and walked off.

Lizabeth saw the whole thing and laughed to herself, "Tough break." she chuckled.

-Confessional- Marinna

"Okay, so maybe I was a little too mean. I just don't like him. Well, I do like him actually. He is sort of cute... wait! I didn't say that!"

-Confessional- Lizabeth

"I can already tell that this well end perfectly. Like Cody and Gwen, or Dave and Sky. I'll keep on eye on them a bit more from now on."

-Confessional- Ryan

"I'll get her, you'll see."

-Confessional- Junior

"I have like no idea what to do honestly, Courtney is gonna be the reason I go home."

-End Confessionals-

Chris and Chef were sitting at a table in front of the stage where the contestants would perform. The campers who weren't performing were sitting in bleachers behind the table to watch the show. "Courtney better not blow this for us." Maddie muttered.

Junior, Ezekiel, Courtney, Ryan, Viola, and Marx were all preparing behind the stage. Ezekiel was readying a bow, Junior was holding his skateboard, Courtney was tuning her violin, Ryan was tying his karate belt on, Viola was practicing her juggling, and Marx was blowing bubbles. Dawn walked into the backstage area with a bottle of juice in her hand. She waited until she saw Marx place his bottle of bubble mixture down. Dawn then swapped the bubbles and the juice and quickly walked away.

After another minute, Dawn joined the rest of the Gophers in the bleachers and sat down. Chris stood up and turned towards the campers. "Ladies and gentlemen! Are you ready for Wawanakwa's very own talent show?! Let us begin with... Junior!" Chris announced as he sat back down and everyone went quiet.

Junior walked onto the stage slowly with his skate board. He placed it on the ground and looked at the two ramps on both sides of the stage set up for him. "Here goes..." he said to himself as he stepped on the skateboard.

Junior pushed his foot and started going forward. He picked up a good enough speed when he went onto the ramp. Junior went into the air and turned around before coming back down. He gained more speed and did the same trick on the other side of the stage. He repeated the stunt a couple more times before he did an ollie and jumped off of his skateboard, catching it and bowing.

Quite a few people clapped and Chris clapped for a few seconds with them. Junior smiled, simply knowing that he hadn't screwed it all up. Chris and Chef both held up cards that read 6. "12 points for the Bass! Can Viola do better with her juggling act? We'll see right now!" Chris said as he wrote the score down on his clipboard while Viola walked onto the stage with four eggs in her hands.

Viola bowed and began to juggle the eggs, tossing them into the air, then passing them to the next hand once they touched the first. She kept it up for a while, walking back and forth and in circles while juggling until she decided she couldn't do it anymore. She then caught all of the eggs and bowed once more. She did not receive as many claps as Junior had gotten, but Chef seemed a little more impressed.

Chris and Chef held up their cards at the same time, with Chris's card reading as a 6 and Chef's card showing an 8. "14 points! The Gophers have a small lead! How long will they be able to hold it though? Ezekiel is up with his archery skills ready to show off. Let's see if he can get the Bass a good enough lead!" Chris announced as he and Chef brought their cards down and Chris wrote down the score.

Ezekiel had his bow and three arrows with him as he walked on stage when about 10 red dots moved onto him. "W-What is this? I don't like the looks of it aye." Ezekiel said as he looked around. Chris just smiled, "Don't worry, those are just in case you decide to pull a fast one on me or Chef." Chris explained as Ezekiel shuddered, almost ready to pee his pants.

-Confessional- Ezekiel

"They were going to shoot me aye! I-I just got really nervous! Oh man..."

-End Confessional-

Ezekiel began to shake as he pulled the first arrow on his bow. There was a target that was brought out by an intern who quickly ran off upon seeing Ezekiel and the red dots. Ezekiel fired quickly and missed completely, barely missing the intern. "I thought you were good!" Valor shouted out shaking her fist. Junior was about to speak up, but he had gotten a 6 so he just kept quiet.

Ezekiel drew and fired another arrow quickly, but badly missed and hit the ground ahead. Ezekiel winced, just knowing that he had little hope at this point. Most of the Bass just glared at him while the red dots still followed Ezekiel. He continued to shudder out of fear. Ezekiel drew his last arrow and aimed at the target. "C'mon, I just need this one." Ezekiel thought to himself as he aimed at the target.

Ezekiel let go and closed his eyes. The arrow flew out of the arrow and hit the middle of the target perfectly. Ezekiel opened his eyes and looked at the arrow stuck in the target. "Yes! Bullseye!" Ezekiel cheered.

Chris and Chef both raised their cards at the same time. 8 from Chris and 3 from Chef. "Yikes, only 11 points. That totals up to 23 points so far! How will the Gophers fare with Ryan and his karate moves? I think they'll crash and burn, but that's just an idea. We'll see." Chris said as Ryan walked on stage and Ezekiel walked off the stage.

Chef got up and dragged a huge slingshot up to the table with a pile of pots and barrels beside it. Ryan seemed confused and scared at the same time. "This wasn't part of my act." Ryan said.

Chris nodded, "Indeed it isn't, but you just showing your moves if boring. So Chef will send some stuff for you to punch. That's how karate works right?" Chris said with a big cheesy smile.

Ryan shook his head, "No! That is not how karate works at all! It's-" Ryan began to rant, but was cut off by a pot thrown at him by Chef. Ryan punched it away swiftly and took a few steps back.

More pots were thrown at him along with barrels. There was a slight bit of rhythm to the throwing and punching that Ryan seemed to get down. "Chris better be happy with this." Ryan though to himself as he continued to punch.

Ryan was punching everything thrown at him flawlessly, much to Chef's surprise, who began to throw stuff faster at him. The pile was completely gone after a few more pots though and Ryan had succeeded. Chris and Chef both held up their cards. 9 and 7. "16 points! That is 30 points so far! The Gophers now have a huge lead!" Chris announced.

Courtney walked on stage with her violin on her shoulder. "Now we have Courtney who just about everyone wants gone at this point." Chris said with a laugh immediately after. Courtney rolled her eyes at Chris's comment as an intern brought up a microphone.

Courtney began to play on her violin slowly, trying to just play some slow paced classical music. The crowd of teens sat intently, being calmed down by the music. Even Chef seemed to be more relaxed listening to Courtney's music. "Wow she is good." Josh said quietly as Courtney began to finish.

Courtney hit the last few notes and brought her violin down from her shoulder. Chris had a single tear running down his face and Chef was actually smiling for the first time in a very long time.

Chris and Chef both raised up their cards, 8 and 10 from Chris and Chef respectively. "That's 18 points! The Bass now have 41 points, getting them back in the game! Can Marx win it for the Gophers with his bubble blowing? I seriously doubt it." Chris said as Courtney left the stage and Marx walked onto the stage with his bottle of orange juice and bubble blower in his hands.

Marx dipped the blower in the orange juice and then blew into it. Nothing came out and the crowd laughed. Marx kept calm and tried again, but to no avail. Chris raised his hand. "Stop. You are so bad!" Chris said as he and Chef raised their cards, getting zeroes from both.

Chris stood up and faced the crowd while Marx left the stage quickly. "Teams, our winner today is the Killer Bass with 41 points!" Chris announced, getting a big cheer from the Bass. Chris then turned to face the Gophers, "Gophers, I have a feeling who is going tonight, but I'll still see you at the bonfire ceremony tonight." Chris said as he walked away.

-Confessional- Noah

"Yeah, Marx blew it for us. He seems to be the obvious choice."

-Confessional- Marx

"I don't know how I got orange juice, but I have a feeling Noah was behind it."

-Confessional- Marinna

"I swear to god, Ryan needs to go. A set of my underwear just disappeared. But Marx did ruin everything..."

-End Confessionals-

Later that night, the Gophers were all sitting in front of the campfire on the tree stump seats. Chris walked up with a tray of 11 marshmallows and smiled. "I hope you all are ready for this. Not! Anyway, the ones safe tonight are Maddie, Viola, Lily, Marinna, Dawn, Popo, Mimi, Amanda, and Vera." Chris said as he tossed the nine marshmallows to the campers, who all happily caught them and ate them.

Ryan, Noah, and Marx all looked at each other. Noah leaned over to Ryan. "We'll be safe. I have a-" Noah began before Chris cut him off. "Now, the penultimate marshmallow goes to... Ryan. You're safe karate kid." Chris said as he tossed Ryan the marshmallow.

Noah and Marx looked at each other. Noah had a smirk of confidence on his face as Chris raised up the last marshmallow. "The final marshmallow goes to...

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Chris tossed the marshmallow to Noah and he caught it and ate it. Marx just sighed. "See you guys I guess. A shame to be booted so early." Marx said as he got up and walked away. Dawn just smiled as he watched Marx walk down the dock of shame.

Chris looked at the campers before talking, "Okay Gophers, the rest of you are safe for now." Chris said. Everyone got up and walked away from the campfire. Marinna followed the boys to the boy section of the Gopher cabin and waited for them all to fall asleep. She had a plan to stop a specific pervert she hated.

Sorry once again for taking so long. I just have a lot of school issues to deal with. Leave in the reviews who you want to see gone next! Have a nice day!

Elimination Order: Lucy, Joey, Lucina, Mary-Sue, Marx

Remaining Teams

Bass: Valor, Courtney, Ezekiel, Han, Josh, Junior, Jasmine, Lizabeth, Rosa, Linus

Gophers: Vera, Viola, Lily, Amanda, Noah, Maddie, Mimi, Dawn, Popo, Marinna, Ryan