Well, here we have a rap, not a poem. This one goes out to my really good friends Wood Dog and The Unknowing Herald!

You guys are too cool.
(And yes, I just did this . . .)
[That's an inside joke to all that aren't them]

REMEMBER: This is a funny rap. It's not meant to be serious and it is on a low caliber of level on purpose.

Enjoy. . .


Welcome to the Space Jam

Everybody get up,
It's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance
Do your dance at the
Space Jam
Alright . . .

Hey you, watch gonna do?
When you go around,
Through the town
Breakin' up
And goin' down
Key your ignition,
Goin' on a mission
With the blade
That's a key
Don't ya see
What it be?

Hey
Now
Flip it upside down

Hey
Now
Bring it around

You gotta break them
Shake them
Hold them
UP!

Just work that key
And find your
Des-tin-y

You gotta
Bring hope
Back to me

Darkness-has-an-end-and-with-you-your-gonna-send-it-to-a
Place
Home without a
Trace
Upward smile on that
Face

'Cause we got it going down

On the
Space Jam,
Here's your chance
Do your dance
At the
Space Jam,
Save the worlds
Get the girl
At the
Space Jam,
With your friends
'Til the end
At the
Space Jam

Alright . . .

(yo Xehanort, you just got baptized!)


May the Love of Goomy guide you when all Hope is lost

TorNathan