The camera turned on to Chris standing on the dock with a party hat on his head. Footage from the last episode began to play as Chris began to recap in a more enthusiastic voice. "Last time on Total Drama All Stars, the final four played a game of golf on the wicked Boney Island! There was a haunted house that was on the island. Petunia's secrets were discovered and Cody may have saved her in one way or another. Ezekiel learned a few things, and Valor won the challenge because no one else did it! In the end however, Cody and Petunia were sent packing because Ezekiel had an immunity idol from a lot of episodes back. It's finale time, Valor versus Ezekiel! Who will win? Find out right here, on Total, Drama, All-Stars!"

-Intro Plays-

The camera turns on to Ezekiel sitting in the mess hall eating breakfast. He had a better mood today, since he had managed to come all the way to the finale, despite his performance in the previous seasons. "Chef, you surprised I made it this far eh?" Ezekiel asked as he ate another spoonful of slop.

Chef laughed a little bit to himself at this question. "For once kid, I am surprised! I thought you were that weird home-school kid who always went first, but you made it far boy!" Chef congratulated.

Ezekiel smiled, hardly anyone got a compliment from Chef. "Thanks Chef. I'll try my best to win ay'e." Ezekiel said as he finished the slop and began to walk out of the mess hall.

-Confessional- Ezekiel

"Wow, I made it this far. Valor is going to be tough to beat. I won't really be upset if I lose, I'm just happy to make it this far ay'e."

-Confessional- Valor

"Can't say I didn't see this coming, I got to the finale with Amanda in Cruise Ship, so it makes sense I'm in the finale again. As long as there's no stupid robot challenge, I'm going to win this!"

-End Confessionals-

Once Ezekiel left the mess hall, he ran into Valor, who was about to go in. "Hey Valor. Good luck ay'e." Ezekiel said as he walked past her.

Valor smirked a bit and laughed, "Same goes to you Zeke. No hard feelings both ways right?" Valor asked as he opened the door.

Ezekiel nodded his head, "Sure thing. No hard feelings ay'e." Ezekiel answered as Valor went into the mess hall and Ezekiel walked away.

Back at the Dock of Shame, a boat pulled up to the dock and all of the contestants from the season stepped off onto the dock. "Wow, it feels like it's been forever since I've been back on the island." Ryan stated as he walked down the dock.

Marinna pulled his tail and laughed, "Yeah, hopefully Chris won't make us do anything. You better not be a perv Ryan, don't say I didn't warn you." Marinna warned as she and everyone else followed Chris to a field where some bleachers were set up.

-Confessional- Ryan

"Yeah, I got my body cast off. Marinna still hates me. I'm rooting for Ezekiel all the way. He really changed from the sexist weirdo I thought he was."

-Confessional- Viola

"Woohoo! Go Ezekiel! I can't wait to watch him win, but not as much as Courtney! He took out Petunia, and I still have a little bit of a grudge against Valor."

-Confessional- Courtney

"I hope Ezekiel wins this. Unlike in Action where Duncan lost to Beth of all people! I'm putting all my trust in you Ezekiel, so don't lose!"

-Confessional- Josh

"Um, it feels weird being back here. I support Valor, she deserves to be here. Ezekiel did good too, but Valor put a lot of work into this."

-End Confessionals-

Chris brought everyone to the bleachers, which were divided in two, with pictures of Ezekiel and Valor on them in that order. The support for the two finalists was about half and half, with more support towards Valor. "Wow, I thought more of you would pick Valor after Zeke's performance in World Tour!" Chris commented, which made a few more people switch over to Valor.

Once everyone had sat down, Chris got out his walkie talkie and began to speak into it, activating the loudspeakers. "Attention finalists! Report to the field behind the mess hall for your final challenge in five minutes!" Chris announced, which both finalists heard easily.

As soon as he finished the announcement, Chris's cell phone rang in his pocket. "Hold on, let me take this." Chris said as he walked away from the campers.

Chris walked out of view of everyone and answered the call, which happened to be a video call, letting Chris see the worst person that could call him. "Hello Chris. You thought I perished didn't you? Well guess what, I am still alive. You can't escape me." the caller said in a sinister tone.

Chris's eyes widened at what could happen. "What do you want Scarlett? I'm in the middle of a finale here!" Chris asked in a rushing voice.

Scarlett laughed and got an evil grin on her face, "Oh nothing really, I just need you to accept my daughter into next season. You'll get the application in a few minutes. Place her on the worst possible team, you'll be amazed at what she can do. The two of us are very similar, just she refuses to do anything evil. She still hates being called sidekick though, so watch out for that, that's the only thing that makes her snap." Scarlett requested with the same grin.

Chris nodded his head, "Sure, whatever. Just don't nuke my camp right now. Bye." Chris said as he ended the call and ran back to the bleachers, where Ezekiel and Valor had just showed up.

-Confessional- Chris

"The staff and writers of Total Drama All-Stars do not mean to offend anyone with the mentioning of nukes, and we will not be brought up to a T rating, at least not until next season!"

-End Confessional-

Chris ran up to the bleachers and got out his clipboard, which only had three boxes on it today. "Congrats on making it to the finale you two! It all comes down to how you perform in these two, possibly three challenges!" Chris said as most of the campers in the bleachers clapped.

Valor waved at everyone in the bleachers, and Courtney waved at Ezekiel, sending him a blow kiss afterwards. Ezekiel caught it, and the two turned back to Chris. "Okay, so your first final challenge is one that Chef came up with." Chris said as he pointed ahead of them at Chef, who was holding a butcher knife and glaring at the two campers.

Both Valor and Ezekiel gulped nervously, "He's not gonna-" Valor began to ask, but Chris cut her off.

"Yes Valor, yes he will. So steer clear of him and run through the obstacle course! The first person to reach the end wins this first challenge!" Chris explained enthusiastically as he got out his famous pistol and held it up into the air.

Ezekiel and Valor got into running positions as Chris got ready to fire. "GO!" Chris yelled as he pulled the trigger, making Valor and Ezekiel dart off towards Chef, who was ready to swing at the two.

Chef swung at Ezekiel first, but he ducked and Chef barely missed. Valor on the other hand, was cut in her right arm by the knife once Chef brought it back around. "AAH! My arm! It's bleeding!" Valor screamed as she held onto her arm in pain.

"Chris, is this legal?!" Lucy asked loudly, startling Chris a bit.

Chris shrugged his shoulders, "That's a good question." Chris answered, completely ignoring Lucy's question.

Ezekiel reached the first part of the obstacle course, which was a large batch of tires that were booby trapped by Chef. Ezekiel was looking down at his feet to make sure he didn't step in anything, but that backfired and he ran head first into a wood plank that had come out of one of the tires. "Ow..." Ezekiel groaned as he rubbed his head.

Valor ran past him, still holding her arm. She looked behind, only to see Chef running at them still brandishing his butcher knife. "Here's Chef!" Chef shouted as he chased after the two.

Ezekiel began to speed up as he and Valor ran out of the tires and onto the next obstacle, which was a set of monkey bars. Valor got on first and began to climb across a pit of mud. She stopped holding on to her arm as most of the bleeding had stopped. "Chef won't kill us right? RIGHT?" Valor asked nervously as she climbed.

Ezekiel couldn't come up with an answer to that, he wasn't sure at all. "Just climb! He's coming ay'e!" Ezekiel shouted nervously as the two climbed faster.

Valor hopped off of the monkey bars and began to continue running. Ezekiel hopped off shortly after, neither looking back to see if Chef was coming.

Valor reached the finish line first and sat down, holding her arm again. Ezekiel arrived seconds later and caught his breath. "I though he was gonna kill us ay'e." Ezekiel panted as he regained his breath.

Chris had already arrived along with an intern who began to bandage up Valor's arm. "Valor is the winner of the first challenge! If she wins this next challenge, she wins the million!" Chris announced as the intern finished bandaging up Valor's arm.

Valor stood back up and looked down at Ezekiel, "Sorry Zeke, but I really want to win." Valor said as Ezekiel stood up as well.

Chef arrived, now with the butcher knife in his belt instead of his hand. "Chris, can you hurry up with the next challenge? I need my paycheck!" Chef demanded as he walked up to Chris's side.

Chris chuckled, "I already mailed it to you. I was going to move on to the next challenge anyway. So, go take care of the applications for the next season. Make sure to accept one named... I forgot. Victor? Vince? It starts with a v, that's all I remember." Chris ordered as he got out a stopwatch.

Chef walked away while Chris began to explain the next challenge. "Part 2 of the finale will be find a key inside one of these mannequins ahead of me, which will involve taking the clothes off of them. We were gonna do interns, but the lawyers said we couldn't." Chris explained as he pointed to some mannequins ahead of him.

Ezekiel raised his hand, "Hey, why do they look like Mimi?" Ezekiel asked, noticing that the mannequins were designed after Mimi.

Chris laughed at the question, "Another good question. You'll find the key in there somewhere." Chris responded.

-Confessional- Mimi

"I thought I was done with the clothes thing! Chris is being a real ****head to me."

-Confessional- Ezekiel

"Maybe I shouldn't be too invasive on that mannequin, maybe Mimi will help me out on Punch Out. I've been stuck on Bald Bull for forever. I've tried everything, but that Bull Charge always gets me."

-End Confessional-

The camera moved onto a pair of rooms that were locked from the outside, with a bowl full of wooden head carvings of all the contestants in the season. "Once you have the key, you will race to the rooms and open them, where you will find wooden carvings of the past contestants. You will arrange them in the order they were eliminated. Whoever completes both tasks first wins this challenge!" Chris explained before the camera cut back to the two finalists.

Chris loaded his pistol with one bullet and raised it into the air, "GO!" Chris yelled as he pulled the trigger, making the two run to the mannequins immediately.

Valor ran up to her mannequin and tore off the dress on it right away and began to search the pockets for the key, while Ezekiel searched the mannequin more carefully, while not taking anything off. "What a gentleman!" Courtney exclaimed as she and everyone else watched on a screen.

Valor reached inside the panties of the mannequin and found the key. "Bingo! One million dollars here I come!" Valor cheered as she ran off, while Ezekiel was still searching.

Ezekiel became more rushed as he watched Valor leave and make her way towards the rooms. "It has to be here somewhere..." Ezekiel said to himself as he checked all of the outside clothes.

Ezekiel then reached inside of the bra and found the key. "I see why you didn't use the interns ay'e." Ezekiel said to Chris as he ran off.

Valor unlocked the door to the room and went inside, only to realize that she had no clue when who was eliminated when. "Shoot... who went first? Ezekiel? No, I think it was Josh." Valor thought to herself as she began to line up the heads.

Ezekiel ran into the room after a few minutes and found the bowl of heads. "Who went first? Lucy, yeah, she was annoying ay'e." Ezekiel said to himself as he too began to line up the heads.

-Confessional- Lucy

"I am NOT annoying. Ezekiel was probably just jealous that he isn't as good as me!"

-End Confessional-

Valor was still struggling to remember who was eliminated when, while Ezekiel was almost done. "Would Cody or Petunia go fourth? I'll just put them beside each other." Ezekiel said as he placed them both on top of Courtney's head.

Chris rang a loud bell outside the rooms, making Valor and Ezekiel step out. "Ezekiel has won the second challenge! It's tied now, both of you have won a challenge!" Chris announced as Ezekiel got a small victorious grin on his face.

Valor crossed her arms and sighed, "You got lucky there Zeke, but I'm still gonna win." Valor said in a serious tone.

Ezekiel shrugged his shoulders, "Whatever you say ay'e." Ezekiel responded as Chris looked down at his clipboard.

"It's time for your final challenge! This decides who gets the million, but since you two couldn't settle it, the rest of the cast will join in and try to stop you, along with all of the interns that are still alive!" Chris said as everyone else walked up.

Valor clenched her fist and held it up to Chris. "This is so unfair! We made it all the way here, and they get a shot at the million too?!" Valor complained.

Chris backed away from Valor a few steps and tried to calm her down. "Don't get worked up, they're just going to try and stop you. They don't get the million." Chris explained, which got Valor to put her fist back down.

"So what's the challenge McLean?" Maddie asked, raising her hand up.

Chris looked down at his clipboard again before answering. "The final challenge is a climb up a tower that Chef will be bringing in shortly by the beach, then walking across the bridge to the other tower where the million will be located. Whichever one of you reaches it wins the million!" Chris explained as a loud beeping sound began to go off in the distance.

Chef was operating a big forklift that was carrying a massive pair of towers. "Wow, they're huge." Elizabeth commented as Chef placed them down, before setting up the rope bridge between them.

For some odd reason, Izzy was sitting in the top of the first tower. "Wow! These go up high! Make 'em go up higher Cheffie!" Izzy shouted to Chef down below as she waved to everyone.

"What is Izzy doing up there?" Linus asked as he pointed up.

Chris laughed again at the question, "That's a third great question!" Chris answered, but not really.

Chris got out his pistol and aimed it up into the air. "GO!" Chris yelled as everyone ran past him to the first tower, since the second didn't have ladders.

Ezekiel and Valor were the first to start climbing and were already having trouble climbing up because Izzy and the interns were throwing things down at everyone trying to climb up. "Knock it off! I'm trying to win a million dollars here!" Valor shouted as climbed the ladder while trying to avoid the things being thrown at her, which included lots of fruit and rocks.

Ezekiel managed to get to the top of the tower first and had to deal with Izzy, who had immediately put him in a headlock and slammed him down onto the floor. "Try to get out of this matey!" Izzy teased as she held Ezekiel down.

Ezekiel tried to pull Izzy's arms off of his neck, but her grip was too tight and he couldn't get out. Valor and Viola had now climbed to the top of the tower and were now making their way to the bridge, along with Petunia, Noah, Ryan, and Dawn shortly after.

"Ha! Take that Zeke! I'm gonna be a millionaire!" Valor taunted as she began to run across the bridge.

Valor stopped suddenly as the bridge began to wobble violently under the weight of everyone who had gotten on so far. "Whoa! This bridge is gonna collapse!" Ryan exclaimed as he tried to keep his balance.

Ezekiel knocked Izzy off of him once she was distracted by Ryan and ran onto the bridge, which made it sway even more. "No one else get on! The bridge is gonna give away if anyone else comes on!" Petunia shouted to everyone who was still climbing up the tower.

Valor began to walk forward slowly to not fall off. "I want that million dollars!" Valor said as she began to walk faster and faster towards the other side of the bridge.

Just as Valor grabbed the case containing the money, one of the ropes snapped on the bridge and caused the bridge to fall down and hang on the first tower, with everyone who was on it still hanging on. "I still got the money! I win!" Valor cheered as she held onto the case tightly with one arm and on the bridge with her other arm.

Unfortunately for Valor, her bandaged arm couldn't hold on and the case fell out of her grasp and went down onto the beach sand. "Hey! There's the case!" Lucina pointed to the case on the sand, getting everyone to notice the case just lying in the sand.

Mimi tried to hop down from the ladder and grab the case, but Vera grabbed onto her skirt and held onto Mimi and kept her from jumping down. "Don't even think about it. That case is MINE!" Vera said as Mimi began to try and get out of Vera's hold.

Suddenly, the second rope holding the bridge fell and it began to swing towards the ocean. "Got it!" Mary Sue exclaimed as she grabbed the case off the sand as the bridge swung above it.

The bridge was about to slam everyone on it into the tower, so they all began to jump off of the ladder before it could so. Noah, Dawn, Ezekiel, Valor, Mary Sue, Lucina, Mimi, Vera, Junior, Viola, Izzy, Courtney, and Ryan all jumped off in time and landed in the water with Mary Sue still carrying the case. Everyone else was slammed into the side of the tower, before falling ten feet into the sand. "Chris, have you been playing Roller Coaster Tycoon lately? 'Cause if you were, then that makes a lot of sense." Mimi asked as she watched the rest of the campers fall to the ground.

Mary Sue popped out of the water and held up the case. "Who cares!? I've got the million!" Mary Sue cheered, before getting tackled by Valor.

"It's not your case! It's mine! I won it fair and square!" Valor yelled as she tried to take the case.

The case slipped out of their hands and went into the water, before being picked up by a hawk, which was then eaten by a shark. "Come on! This again!" Courtney whined as the 13 watched the case disappear forever.

Chris walked up to the 13 and clapped slowly. "WAY to go. That was a million bucks! Well, since you 13 all are here, you all officially tied." Chris stated as he wrote the 13 names down on his clipboard.

"So what happens then? Do well all split the money?" Ryan asked.

Chris shook his head, "No Ryan, in fact, you'll all be competing for the money in Season 7! Technically it's season 14, but it's 7 for the writer." Chris announced, which angered and confused many of the teens.

"Season 7? Why not season 6?" Junior asked, not knowing what season 6 was.

"Trust me, you DO NOT want to be on season 6. Besides, it gives you guys time to prepare and rest for your next season." Chris said.

Marinna walked up to Chris, with bruises all over her. "C-Chris, what about the rest of us?" Marinna asked, trying not to collapse in pain.

Chris laughed and called an intern over to Marinna. "You all lost. You won't be on season 7, or any other season for that matter, besides Amanda and Lily." Chris answered as Marinna fainted and an intern picked her up off the ground.

Chris then turned back to the 13 in the water. "So, get dried up and then get on the boat to the resort. You'll stay there until season 7 starts." Chris instructed as he walked away.

-Confessional- Courtney

"Well, season 7? Ezekiel should have won, but I guess not. It gives me another shot at the million, and I'm not gonna make a chart and screw this up this time!"

-Confessional- Viola

"I can't bring Lily with me this time. That stinks, but I'll still try my best this season! Petunia isn't here to trick everyone else this time!"

-Confessional- Noah

"Gee, another season I get dragged into. Hey, at least I get another chance at the cheddar."

-Confessional- Vera

"Another season with Mimi? I like this. She'll get what she deserves for what she did to me. She's such a jerk, setting up a trap to make me butt naked, then making me look like Sasquatchinakwa! She'll get it alright."

-Confessional- Dawn

"I thank thee nature spirits for preventing me from getting harmed by being slammed into the tower. I will try to win and donate more money to charity."

-Confessional- Mary Sue

"I was 'this' close to getting the money! I'll still win next season, I'm perfect!"

-Confessional- Ezekiel

"Another season ay'e? Cool, more time to fix my errors with the girls. Izzy though, she scares me ay'e."

-Confessional- Junior

"I'm going to win it this time dad! Just you watch! Your boy is going all the way!"

-Confessional- Valor

"This is so stupid! I won! I deserve the money! But... it could still be fun, maybe I'll get to the finale for a third season?"

-Confessional- Mimi

"I can't believe this, another season? Vera is gonna kill me..."

-Confessional- Lindsay

"Wow! I just got to be on next season! Wait... I wasn't supposed to reveal that yet? Oops... sorry!"

-Confessional- Lucina

"I hope I get further this time, I am the co writer after all..."

-Confessional- Ryan

"Oh boy... I need to fix this tail situation before the next season, and when I say 'fix', I mean i'm getting rid of the dang thing. I'm tired of people calling me a furry!"

-Confessional- Izzy

"Mwahahahahaha! E-Scope is back! No, wait, Explosivo will blow away the competition! No, whatever! Izzy is gonna win herself a million dollars!"

-End Confessionals-

The camera came back on to Chris standing on the Dock of Shame with a clapperboard in his hands. "So, that wraps up this season. Who's gonna win the million? What specific blonde who's name starts with L and ends in Y is going to be having a little chat with my lawyers? Find out next time on Total, Drama, Revenge of the Film Set!" Chris said as the camera faded to black.

Elimination Order: Lucy, Joey, Lucina, Mary-Sue, Marx, Marinna, Linus, Ryan (Quit), Josh, Dawn, Rosa, Junior, Maddie, Popo, Lily, Amanda, Jasmine, Vera, Noah, Lizabeth, Han, Viola, Mimi, Courtney, Petunia, Cody, Ezekiel

Winner: Valor?

Sorry for a bit of a cop-out, but I decided to continue with this cast of competitors and throw in Izzy for fun. What do you guys think of this season? I like reading your feedback. Out of the five season Lemmy and I have done, which was your favorite and why? See you in season 7!... which won't begin for a while. But see you then anyway!