Title: Damn you Komui!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, but an all expenses paid trip around the
World!

"Lavi, what are you going on about now?" Komui asked as he looked at the
huge pile of papers that were stacked on his desk. 'You're going to pay
for this Kanda, you will pay!' Komui thought, planning the things he couldo
Kanda, but his thoughts were interrupted when Lavi suddenly pulled him up and
began dragging him out of the room.

"You're going to have to see this for yourself." Lavi said over his
shoulder with a large grin on his face. Wait till Komui got a look at the
things in Kanda's room. Sure, they weren't that big of a deal, just
something very perverted in Kanda's room, but the second Komui saw what
Kanda had in his room he'd be marked a pervert for life! Ha, he was so evil
it hurt…or maybe it was the fight. Either way, he knew he had his revenge.

"What just happened?" Allen said, still half asleep. He was sitting with
his legs folded under him, Kanda's large shirt slipping off his shoulders.
Kanda, who was trying to avoid eye contact at the moment for he knew it would
not help the situation if he passed out from blood loss, snorted.

"Lavi thought I killed you, now he's gone to tell everyone about this
perverted crap in my room!" Kanda said harshly, still trying not to look at
the smaller boy.

Allen glared, his lips in a large pout. "You don't have to be an ass about
it." Allen said more to himself but Kanda heard it anyway, with Allen not
being very good at whispering.

"What was that Moyashi!?" Kanda said glaring at Allen then tossing a book
at him. It hit. 'Ha, take that stupid bean sprout!' Kanda thought, smiling
as he watched Allen rub his head, feeling a slight twinge of guilt as tears
started to form in Allen's eyes from the sharp pain 'Damn you emotions!'
'Well fuck you too' 'OO' As Kanda was quietly freaking out in his own
head, Allen picked up the book he threw at his head 'The Kappa' 'What
the hell is a Kappa? Oh well, it's good enough.' Allen thought, throwing
the book at Kanda's head.

"Ow! BAKA!" Kanda yelled holding his head.

"Hurts doesn't it." Allen said with a smirk on his face.Kanda glared. "This is all your fault. If your room hadn't been destroyed
then you could just stay in your own room away from me!"

"Oh yeah, it's all my fault that a robot came running through my
room!"

"I'm glad you see it my way!"

"What!? Ah! This is your fault! If you didn't bleed like a fountain
then none of this would have happened!"

"What!?"

(A/N: The sexual tension is so thick you could cut it with a
knife. Yummy Yulleny slice)

Suddenly feeling as if someone was watching them, Kanda snapped his head to
the door, but it was closed. He didn't close it did he?

Sitting outside the door Lavi sat there in half shock – that Allen would
not only hurt one of his teammates, but get away with hurting Kanda and half
panic. Hoping that Kanda didn't see them.

"Um, Lavi? May I ask why you brought me to Kanda's room?" Komui asked.
Lavi paused, checking to see if Kanda could hear them or not.

"I thought Kanda killed Allen," Lavi started, Komui's eyes going wide
for a moment, "but when I ran in Allen was fine. The only reason I brought
you here is because Kanda's a sex addict."

"…Huh?"

"Kanda had all these sex things like chains in his room!"

"Oh, I put those there."

"Huh?!"

Komui sighed, "Listen, it's been bugging the hell out of me that those two keep beating around the bush. I've sent them to pretty much deserted towns god knows how many times, put them
right next door to each other, and they've managed to do nothing. Nothing! Finally I got ticked off one day and had a Klomin destroy Allen's room, told him that he would be staying with Kanda, and as far as I see, it's finally working." Komui finished laying back on the wall, a smirk on his face.

"...This isn't some random fanfiction made by some noob of a writer!"
(A/N: TT …) Lavi yelled, "It doesn't work that way!"

"First off, it is written by a newbie writer (A/N: TT …They keep talking
about me.). Second, yeah it would or this fanfiction wouldn't have gotten
almost 40 reviews. Right writer lady?" Komui said, looking up at the roof.

"Yes, now stop talking to me!"

"See, told you." Komui said with a smirk and walked off, back to bed,
leaving Lavi and the writer alone.

"So…can I have my own story?"

"…"

"…"

"…No."

"Damn it."

And another one down! Ha! Review! I keep seeing people that helped me
when they knew they could help write this, and now they're gone. So review
or I'll convince myself that my readers don't like my story anymore and
stop writing it. Start writing a story for Boy meets World or something like
that, do you really want that kind of responsibility? Didn't think so.
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