Title:
Damn you Komui!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, but an all
expenses paid trip around the
World!
"Lavi,
what are you going on about now?" Komui asked as he looked at
the
huge pile of papers that were stacked on his desk. 'You're
going to pay
for this Kanda, you will pay!' Komui thought,
planning the things he couldo
Kanda, but his thoughts were
interrupted when Lavi suddenly pulled him up and
began dragging
him out of the room.
"You're
going to have to see this for yourself." Lavi said over
his
shoulder with a large grin on his face. Wait till Komui got a
look at the
things in Kanda's room. Sure, they weren't that
big of a deal, just
something very perverted in Kanda's room,
but the second Komui saw what
Kanda had in his room he'd be
marked a pervert for life! Ha, he was so evil
it hurt…or maybe
it was the fight. Either way, he knew he had his revenge.
"What
just happened?" Allen said, still half asleep. He was sitting
with
his legs folded under him, Kanda's large shirt slipping off
his shoulders.
Kanda, who was trying to avoid eye contact at the
moment for he knew it would
not help the situation if he passed
out from blood loss, snorted.
"Lavi
thought I killed you, now he's gone to tell everyone about
this
perverted crap in my room!" Kanda said harshly, still
trying not to look at
the smaller boy.
Allen
glared, his lips in a large pout. "You don't have to be an ass
about
it." Allen said more to himself but Kanda heard it anyway,
with Allen not
being very good at whispering.
"What
was that Moyashi!?" Kanda said glaring at Allen then tossing a
book
at him. It hit. 'Ha, take that stupid bean sprout!' Kanda
thought, smiling
as he watched Allen rub his head, feeling a
slight twinge of guilt as tears
started to form in Allen's eyes
from the sharp pain 'Damn you emotions!'
'Well
fuck you too'
'OO' As Kanda was quietly freaking out in his own
head, Allen
picked up the book he threw at his head 'The Kappa' 'What
the
hell is a Kappa? Oh well, it's good enough.' Allen thought,
throwing
the book at Kanda's head.
"Ow! BAKA!" Kanda yelled holding his head.
"Hurts
doesn't it." Allen said with a smirk on his face.Kanda glared.
"This is all your fault. If your room hadn't been destroyed
then
you could just stay in your own room away from me!"
"Oh
yeah, it's all my fault that a robot came running through
my
room!"
"I'm glad you see it my way!"
"What!?
Ah!
This is your fault! If you didn't bleed like a fountain
then
none of this would have happened!"
"What!?"
(A/N:
The sexual tension is so thick you could cut it with a
knife.
Yummy Yulleny slice)
Suddenly
feeling as if someone was watching them, Kanda snapped his head
to
the door, but it was closed. He didn't close it did
he?
Sitting
outside the door Lavi sat there in half shock – that Allen
would
not only hurt one of his teammates, but get away with
hurting Kanda and half
panic. Hoping that Kanda didn't see
them.
"Um,
Lavi? May I ask why you brought me to Kanda's room?" Komui
asked.
Lavi paused, checking to see if Kanda could hear them or
not.
"I
thought Kanda killed Allen," Lavi started, Komui's eyes going
wide
for a moment, "but when I ran in Allen was fine. The only
reason I brought
you here is because Kanda's a sex addict."
"…Huh?"
"Kanda had all these sex things like chains in his room!"
"Oh, I put those there."
"Huh?!"
Komui
sighed, "Listen, it's been bugging the hell out of me that those
two keep beating around the bush. I've sent them to pretty much
deserted towns god knows how many times, put them
right next door
to each other, and they've managed to do nothing. Nothing! Finally
I got ticked off one day and had a Klomin destroy Allen's room,
told him that he would be staying with Kanda, and as far as I see,
it's finally working." Komui finished laying back on the wall, a
smirk on his face.
"...This
isn't some random fanfiction made by some noob of a writer!"
(A/N:
TT …) Lavi yelled, "It doesn't work that way!"
"First
off, it is written by a newbie writer (A/N: TT …They keep
talking
about me.). Second, yeah it would or this fanfiction
wouldn't have gotten
almost 40 reviews. Right writer lady?"
Komui said, looking up at the roof.
"Yes, now stop talking to me!"
"See,
told you." Komui said with a smirk and walked off, back to
bed,
leaving Lavi and the writer alone.
"So…can I have my own story?"
"…"
"…"
"…No."
"Damn it."
And
another one down! Ha! Review! I keep seeing people that helped
me
when they knew they could help write this, and now they're
gone. So review
or I'll convince myself that my readers don't
like my story anymore and
stop writing it. Start writing a story
for Boy meets World or something like
that, do you really want
that kind of responsibility? Didn't think so.
REVIEW!
