Total Pokemon Drama Island: Reboot
Previously on the Island, the two teams competed against each other in a challenge with a tale as old as time. But there was a twist, it was surrounded by Magma ("Its lava, Idiots" Espeon shouted). The Celebis lost and so Bagon was the first camper eliminated due to accidently sabotaging his team. Stay tuned to find out what happens next on Total Pokemon Drama Island.
Gothorita was in her room thinking about possible threats, eliminations, allies and 'friends'. "So Medicham has obviously established herself as leader and Charmeleon and Fennekin are both good allies to betray later on but the Wooper and Mawile are good candidates for elimination since that swinub is weak enough to keep around. On the other team Wimpod and Brionne are obviously cannonfodder and those eeveeloutions will end up being collateral damage, the Ninetales on the other hand is defenitally a threat along with spider bug and ice ghost. " She thought before a knock on the door interrupted her.
Brionne entered and Gothorita became nice again as the two started talking about her talents.
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Gothorita
UGH! That yellow loving freak needs to go
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Bannette was stalking Sylveon, the fox was pretty looking and he was sure those feelers would come to good use. The pink fox was in the gym and Bannette was silently watching her on the treadmill when the door opened and Medicham walked through. The calm fighter started meditating in the corner and Bannette rolled his eyes, looking at her with contempt before staring at the fairy type with lust-filled eyes.
His hand started to move 'downwards' before he was interrupted by another fox. Jolteon glared at him in disgust before electrocuting him with thunderbolt before the ghost could say anything. Surprisingly no one noticed and the annoyed ghost floated downwards, for real. By the time, this occurred Luxray also entered and soon all four pokemon started to exercise together in harmony in their various ways.
Espeon was about to enter his room when he felt someone shove him against the wall. Someone turned him around but before he could see, a pair of hands covered his eyes. He was about to say something when a pair of lips crashed down on his. Whoever was kissing him was horrible at it and very rough. Suddenly he blacked out as he felt something hard smack him.
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Espeon
*Is silently crying and applying make up to his cheek and neck, a faint line can be soon before the purple cosmetic covers it* I WILL KILL THAT THING. You know what the worst thing is. That was my first kiss. *Sobs extremely violently and the camera and mirror explodes*
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Intern
*Fixing the mirror with duct tape and switching the camera*
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Wooper
Why is there duct tape on the mirror and is that a new camera. Also why was Espeon crying when he left?
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Ninetales was spying on Gothorita. Something about the girl irked her. She was in the middle of the forest and had a piece of paper in her hand. The girl was muttering about how yellow, Brionne and shoving something up the seals throat. Ninetales was about to leave before she noticed that Gothorita teleported away, leaving the list behind. Ninetales immediately picked it up but saw that it was a picture, really well made, of Brionne dying and begging. She turned the page around and saw that it was a list of possible allies.
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Gothorita
HAHAHA that stupid bitch thought I would leave a very important list, as if. I wouldn't even make a list. MWAHAHAHA.
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Ninetales
Does she really think I would fall for it. Suddenly teleporting away when no one's there. Please I knew she knew I was there. But I can't do anything apart from warn the other team at least until the merge IF we both make it. I need more evidence though, she's gotten on everyone's good side.
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Charmeleon was thinking about how to eliminate Araquanid and Gothorita. He was the only 'villain' that could remain on the island. He was about to make a list when he saw Frosslass eating some ice cream rather secretly and when he looked closely he saw that it was snow. Confused he shot a flamethrower at her. Frosslass dodged it but it still burned her snow cream. Glaring at him she started throwing a barrage of shadowballs and ice beams at him until he fainted. Dusting her hands she left.
Swinub was in the kitchen with Wooper and Wimpod. Mawile was keeping a look out. "Hey man, do you think this is a good idea. Wimpod said that Deoxsys looked pretty pissed at the elimination ceremony so I don't know if you should cross him." Wooper said cautiously as Wimpod nodded vigorously. Swinub ignored the two water types and continued munching on some cookies but stopped abruptly as his nose sniffed something out. He looked at his two friends before wimpering, "Run." Deoxsys barged in and the pig and fish rushed out but Wimpod was not so lucky as the psychic type took hold of him and glared. "It was all Swinub, I tried to stop him. Please don't hurt me." Wimpod cried before fainting from fear. Deoxsys sighed before throwing him out. The bug landed in Mawiles open mouth as she was sleeping.
Fennekin was spying on Luxray and the rest. She was glaring at Sylveon and Medicham as the two girls were laughing at something the relaxed Jock was saying. The 3 had taken a break while Jolteon had left, saying he had to find someone. The magician pulled out a 'wand' from her bushy tail and pointed it at Medicham but before she could do or say anything a large voice interrupted her. "Campers meet us outside the campers's area. Pronto." Sighing Fenniken teleported her self away.
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Fenniken
Those two whores better stay away from my Luxy.
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All the campers had reached and were in awe of a large obstacle course/track. There was 100 metre race track, pool and many more things. "Ok campers. The challenge today is a relay race, 7 members from both teams must compete in a pass the baton challenge. First you must sprint in a 100 meter race before passing the baton to your next teammate who will then swim towards the obstacle course. Over there two of your teammates will compete and pass on the batons to the next who will have to ride a bike to the lake where the 2nd last team mate must row a boat to your last team mate who will then answer a multitude of questions from an IQ test. The first person to give Celebi there baton wins." Jirachi explained.
Ninetales looked towards her team as she started contemplating who should do what before deciding maybe she should ask. "So who wants to do what. I think I'll do the Obstacle course, and Araquanid maybe you should swim as you're a water type."Ninetales said. Araquanid rolled his eyes before nodding. "I'll do the first part." Jolteon piped up. "I'll do the quiz." Espeon said before adding under his breath, "I sure none of you have enough brain cells to answers one right." Sylveon decided to do the obstacle course and Brionne said she would row, now only the bike was left untouched. "I'll ride the bike, I have hands and I'll just you me ghost powers to ride the bike.
The other was also done deciding. Luxray would run, Wooper would swim, Kirlia and Bannette would do the obstacle course, Medicham would ride the bike, Mawile would row the boat and Fennekin would answer the questions. "Ok then teams you have 2 minutes to get in position." Jirachi said and the teams did as followed before Jirachi continued, "On your marks get set and GO!"
Jolteon shot off a blur in the light and Luxray was close behind. The yellow fox was about to reach the finish line when he was hit by a thunderbolt. Due to his ability all it did was regenerate him and he quickly gave the baton to Araquanid. After giving the baton to Wooper, who immediately dived in and like a bullet soon overtook Araquanid, :uxray gave Jolteon a sheepish smile while panting.
Araquanid was skating on the water when he saw Wooper pass from underneath. Getting annoyed he immmediatley used quick attack to get in the lead and looked down to see that Wooper wasn't there he smirked to himself but when he was about to reach the Obstacle course he noticed a large wave crash into him, Wooper on top. The struck the gound together and scrambled to get to their respective teams. Araquanid handed the Baton to Ninetales who secured it in her tail while Bannette swallowed the Baton, earning him a shocked look from Kirlia but he whispered in her ear. The obstacle course was dived into 2 parts, two different ones for the teams. Sylevon took the right path while Bannette went left. Ninetales followed Bannette while Kirlia followed Sylveon. The first obstacle there was a Monkey bar on the right side. Kirlia immediately stared at Sylveons butt as the fox used her feeler ribbons to climb before shaking her head and followed the two stopped in their tracks as they saw the next task, it was a piece of paper that said kiss and you both pass. The two girls looked at each other blushing.
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Kirlia
*Has a dreamy look* I choose you Sylveon
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Sylveon
*Is fanning herself* Screw boys, Kirlia is hot and really good at kissing.
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The two were panting after their steamy make out session as the doors opened to reveal Medicham and Frosslass waiting outside but no sign of their partners.
Ninetales and Bannette were stuck in some green jell-o. "For Arceus' sake why the hell is the jell-o so sticky." Ninetales yelled. Bannette hadn't spoken for a long time so Ninetales looked towards him only to notice him eating the jell-o.
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Ninetales
Maybe I should be a bit more open to jell-o but come on it's so jiggly *shudders*.
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The two pokemon had finished eating the jell-o and were on the next obstacle, a pond. Bannette started wading through the water rather than jumping from the stones and was soon dragged down only to be thrown out. Seeing this Ninetales started jumping from rock to rock while Bannette floated above her and reached the 4 contestants waiting for them. He quickly gave Medicham the baton and then vomited. Medicham shot off likea bullet pedaling even better than Louis Armstrong the Machamp. Frosslass hastily took the baton from Ninetales who finally reached and sat on the bike, she tried to use her ghost powers to make the bike move but failed. "Oh yeah we forgot to tell you that the bike can only be moved physically." Jirachi shouted. Sighing Frosslass started to drag the bike behind her as it wouldn't even levitate. Sylveon and Ninetales groaned.
Medicham had reached Mawile rather and the steel girl quickly grabbed the baton before she started rowing. Brionne, noticing that Frosslass wasn't her started painting herself yellow.
Frosslass was dragging her bike for what seemed like eternity, and was barely halfway.
After ten minutes Frosslass finally reached and threw the baton at Brionne, hitting the yellow seal in the face. She grumbled and flipped Frosslass off before jumping into the boat and started to row very fast.
Mawile reached the shore and hurriedly gave the baton to Fenniken as Brionne was quite close. Fennekin immediately sat on her seat with a buzzer attactched and stuck her tongue at Espeon who glared back. Celebi was also there asleep. "Um hello Celebi, WAKE UP!" Fennekin screamed and Celebi shot up, wide awake before grumbling. She took a pair of flash cards out and Brionne reached, handing Espeon the Baton as he quickly sat down on his seat. "Oh come on Celebi!" Mawile said, annoyed.
Celebi started to explain the rules, "First one to press the buzzer answers." Espeon buzzer was the colour of his eyes, a deep purple and Fennekins was a flaming red one. "Ok first question, how many questions does a test never have." Fennekin started to think but Espeon immediately pressed his button, "That question is illogical as not all tests have questions. But if a test that was purely mad of questions was not to have any question, it would not be a test." Espeon stated matter of factly. "Ok next question, which fruit, is commonly thought of as a berry and which berry is normally thought of as not a berry?" Celebi asked. Once again Espeon pressed his buzzer as Fennekin was thinking. "Strawberry and Banana, respectively." He replied while Celebi noted the points in her head. "Next question, what is the cube root of 45454793?"
Espeon quickly pressed his buzzer looking very bored as Fennekin stared at him in shock as he said the answer, in a monotonous voice without even stopping to calculate. "356.9, rounded off that is." Celebi was staring at him with shock before continuing "Almost finished, 4th question, what does COLD mean?" Once again Espeon pressed his buzzer and answered in a tired voice "Chronic Obstructive Lung disease." Fennekin was enraged at this "How the fuck does he know every fucking answer!" she yelled out while Espeon just gave her a 'look'. "I. . Question my intelligence again and I will end you." He glared at her, saying it in his shrill, high pitched girly voice with his feminine looks.
Celebi was getting tired and decided to just move on. "Final question which legendary pokemon has an actual child, not like the creator or anscestor but is a parent currently legendary pokemon?" Fennekin looked excited, she knew this one but before she could press her buzzer, Espeon pressed his and replied. "None." He yawned out.
Hearing this the fox smiled. "HAHAH WRONG! THE ANSWER IS FUCKING MANAPHY!" Fennekin yelled out. "Actually Espeon is right." Celebi corrected the hyper pokemon. Fennekins jaw dropped as she stared at Espeon. "Manaphy is a mythical pokemon, not a legendary." He told her before hopping towards Celebi who led him out the doors to the bell which just so happened to be familiar Bronzong.
"Wait I have to ring Bronzong?" Espeon asked while Bronzong just glared at him, "Listen girly, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't because of some stupid ghost and dancer plus singer." Hearing him mistake him for a girl, Espeon punched him with all his might before letting out an OW. "Espeon, Bronzong is on a schedule punch him aready." Celebi demanded.
"But I just did!"the purple fox exclaimed while Bronzong and Celebi both shook their head, "No kid you didn't you touched me with a paw." Espeon sighed before he admitted the sad truth. "I have zero physical strength, I mean it's a wonder if I can kick a ball and few centimeters." He wasn't ashamed but still it was a bit embarrassing. "Whatever, your team wins." Bronzong said before teleporting away. "Ok then Jirachi's meet me at the elimination ceremony, pronto.
All the campers had seen the race through a big screen and now the Jirachis were gathered around the campfire. Deoxsys had explained the rules and they all started voting.
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Fennekin
I VOTE ESPEON. THE DAMN FAGGOT FREAK. I HATE HIM
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Gothorita
BRIONNE. Actually Charmeleon but I hate YELLOW!
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Luxray
I guess Charmeleon
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Medicham
I must say no one really did bad so I must say Charmeleon, he is a bit rude.
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Bannette
Kirlia, she's a lesbian and said no to my awesome and huge pen- * Bannette is knocked out by a random shadow ball
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Kirlia
Bannette, the perv. Ninetales told me what he did in the jell-o
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Deoxsys held a platter of Jirachi plushies as he started throwing them while saying names.
"Gothorita"
"Medicham"
"Wooper"
"Swinub"
"Luxray"
"Fennekin, oh and fennekin don't try fucking voting a player from the other team, bitch" the plushie hit her in the face
"Kirlai, you got one vote and you are safe."
Bannette you also received one vote and are safe."
"Mawile and Charmeleon, one of you received zero votes and that person is….. Mawile. Charmeleon get out of here."
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Charmeleon
*Is burning everthing in the room* WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THOSE ASSHATS AND SLUTS. THEY FUCKING VOTED ME OFFF . I WAS TRHE SHIT OF THIS SHOW. RARARARARAHHHH *continues to burn everything, not noticing that nothing is burning* I HOPE THAT ICE BITCH ON TEAM CELEBI WINS.
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Chaemeleon was strapped to a rocket, a muzzle on his mouth as Deoxsys fired the rocket, watching it blast off.
Frosslass was in her room, it was frozen, she was staring at her ceiling and thinking about Michael. They both had competed in Mews TPDI and had parted o horrible terms but she couldn't help but miss the crobat and his game loving ways. But they needed a break. He had eliminated her twice and by choosing her. She knew it was for her but still. Maybe she should call she thought.
A/N: How was it? Bad, horrible, BIDOOF or worse BIRDS *Espeon shudders*. I hope you like it and give predictions, who was Espeon mysterious kiss and will they do more. Who is Michael what is wrong with Fennekin and why was Espeon putting on make-up. Also when will the other characters get more screen time.
Charemleon: Leave a review and I'll burn down the island.
Funfact: Charmeloen went to therapy for his anger issues but instead eneded up losing his virginity to his doctor. The reason he is so mad is because he and his girlfriend were engaged and she sent him here to help him but instead the doctor and him went at it like bunnies. He and his girlfriend broke up because he got the doc preggo and his triplet identical daughters live with his ex as the doc died at childbirth and he's angry because he should raise the kids and the doctor technically raped him in the first session, though he came back for more. He is angry casue he wants his daughters and Girlfriend back.
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