Total Pokemon Drama Island: Reboot
Previously on the show, the teams went up against each other in a relay race and the Celebis won while Charmeleon got the boot because of….well cause no one really messed up, unless you count Fennekin failing horribly due to the fact the Espeon is a genius; but meh I guess it was going to happen. Stay tune to find if whether or not Misdrevous will get any screen time.
"CELEBI!" Jirachi yelled, "CELEBI WE DON'T HAVE ANY CHALLENGES FOR TODAY!" Celebi had literally fallen over her seat due to the power of Jirachi's lungs. "Jirachi, I'm right next to you. I think I might be next." Celebi shouted back while Jirachi started whining, "But Celebi I want to torture the contestants." Celebi rolled her eyes, "Just give them the day off." At this Jirachi's eyes widened and she started sobbing.
Misdreovous was in her room grumbling about how the author was stupid because he didn't give her any screen time. She had been so happy when Jirachi had announced a free day. Right now she was thinking of a prank. "YAAS YAAS YAASSS!" She yelled out and immediately floated out of her room.
Ninetales was outside Espeons room. She was reminiscing about the time at Blissey guild when she was Aura, when she had a name. When Espeon was Venus and was happy. But that had all changed. They had died, been killed and given a second chance. She didn't know where Mars, Ace, Rocky and Shade where but she had suspicions on Sylveon and Luxray but still she wanted her own life back. Sighing she walked into Espeon rooms to find it empty. Pills were scattered everywhere and a knife lay on the floor. Sighing she left the rooms, her eyes glittering with tears.
Bannette was stalking Sylveon and Kirlia. The two were lying on the beach. The ghost glared at the two girls and teleported away. "Kirlia, the past two days with you have been amazing but-" "Of course there's a but" Kirlia interrupted before Sylveon silenced her with a kiss. "But I think maybe we should DTR, you know take a step forward." Sylveon finished and Kirlia squeeled in happiness. "Oh Sylvie, you silly girl we're girlfriends and we can tell whoever you want" Sylveon rewarded the girl with a passionate kiss as the two started making-out.
Bannette was outside Frosslasses room, he could hear her crying and sighed before teleporting outside Misdrevous's room only to hear manacle laughing. He teleported once again this time outside Gothorita's room only to hear yelling and screaming. The topic of the anger was yellow. Bannette boiled with frustration.
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Bannette
WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THE KIRLS GAY, DEPRESSED OR CRAZY. WHY IS NO ONE INTRESTED IN MY HUGE CO-
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Misdreovous had gotten over her laughing spell and was now in Celebi's room. She was looking through her diary before getting the number she wanted, she then started to take something's too make her prank come alive. She was about to leave when she spotted a dusk stone for whatever reason. She smiled deviously.
Luxray was outside the building, at the backside. He took out a rolled piece of paper and lighter before he started smoking. He sighed and started to day dream about a certain fox's cute butt. He sighed and thought about all thise girls in school. Sure they were hot and good for a while but he wanted something serious and he didn't want to date any girls. He smoked for a few more minutes before going back inside.
"Campers please go into the hotel." Jirachi called out. "PLEASE, SEE I SAID PLEASE CELEBI." All the campers groaned and entered into the main lobby to see the hosts. Celebi looked bored, Deoxsys was angry and Jirachi was smiling. "Ok so as you know I gave you a free day. To honour that we decided to play a game" all the contestants groaned "SHUT UP. Now me Celebi and Deoxsys will pick si of you to be in our team. The winning team gets to decide whether or not there will be a party and the loosing team will have to arrange it. The team that comes second will decide the theme and food." At this the campers, almost all, smiled. "Ok because I'm the main host I get to pick first and I pick…. Espeon." Jirachi squealed and the purple fox walked over to the host. Celebi went next and picked the next one. "Jolteon."
It was now Deoxsys's turn. "I choose uhh, the Ghost." All the ghosts looked at each other before Misdreavous 'shrugged' and walked forward.
"Kirlia"
"Frosslass"
"Rapist Ghost"
"Wooper"
"Wimpod?"
"Fat Ass Pig"
"Ninetales"
"Luxray"
"Goth Chick"
"Sylveon"
"Mawile"
"Yellow Idiot"
"Medicham"
"Fuck uh… Araquanid"
"Obssessive Fox"
"Ok that's it, My team assemble, the rest of you go find someplace else." Jirachi commanded. "Hey what game are we playing?" Mawile asked. "Oh we're playing hide and seek. Each captain, aka the hosts, will have to find all members of the opposing teams so good luck." Jirachi answered before the other teams left.
"Ok team" Celebi started before deflating, "Just go hide, and don't lose." Her team nodded and ran or walked away. Wimpod immediately found a small cave while Gothorita hid in the tree next to it. Brionne jumped into the water while Bannette just turned invisible along with Misdrevous. And the rest ran off and hid somewhere. (THE AUTHOR IS TOO LAZY).
All three hosts met up and decided who would find who. "Ok I find Celebi, Celebi finds Deoxsys and Deoxsys finds mine. Clear?" Jirachi asked and the other two nodded as the three psychic types went in different directions.
Espeon sighed in his hiding spot knowing know one would find him here. Suddenly he heard the door open and close before hearing deoxsys. "Come out Come out wherever you are" the legend taunted. Deoxsys was in Espeons Room, he looked under the bed, in the closet and the started leaving before he heard an achoo come from the desk, he opened it to find Wooper and smiled deviously. "Gotcha."
Jirachi: 5
Celebi: 6
Deoxsy: 6
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Espeon
I'm a very good hider, people normally don't look in the obvious or complicated spots. Idiots.
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Wooper
Where was Espeon, I followed her-him into the room.
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Brionne was hiding under a lamp because the light was…..yellow. She was giggling very loudly when suddenly Celebi attacked her with an Energy Ball. "Bye-Bye Mew's bitch." Celebi said as Brionne fainted.
Ninetales had found Wimpods cave. She was feeling guilty as she looked down at Wimpod's lifeless body before picking him up with her teeth and throwing him outside. Swinub who had not yet found a hiding spot saw Ninetales throw Wimpod. He gasped and his eyes widened as he immediately froze the entrance to the cave before using a rock slide to cover it even more. Yelling could be heard and Gothorita, who saw it all happen snickered.
"JIRACHI, CELEBI, ANYONE. NINETALES KILLED WIMPOD!" Swinub was yelling and Jirachi suddenly appeared. "Swinub, Ninetales didn't kill anyone." Jirachi explained to the worried pig. "But he wasn't moving and Ninetales looked so guilty." He reasoned back Jirachi sighed before moving towards the 'murder' scene. When they got their Jirachi immediately teleported Ninetales out and restored Wimpod. Both pokemon looked confused and Swinub looked relieved. "See, there both fine, anyways Wimpod, Swinub your out. Oh and Gothorita you too." Jirachi said before teleporting Ninetales back and the rest to the elimination ceremony.
Deoxsys and Celebi had teamed together to find Jirachi's team after noticing that she caught both their team mates. The two were outside Kirlia rooms and opened it too see the most horrifying sight. Kirlia and Sylveon were asleep and some Rom-Com was playing but the worst thing was that Bannette was on the bed as well. Staring at the girls and doing many unmentionable things. Celebi started hitting with a barrage of energy balls till he fainted while Deoxsys checked on the two girls. "They're out cold. I think Bannette must have come and hit them with a shadow ball or something." He said before teleporting the girls and the ghost away. He turned towards Celebi and mouthed one word "Law Suits" and the two teleported away.
The two co-hosts had explained what happened to Jirachi and she had immediately wiped the memory of the 3 campers. "Ok so do we eliminate Bannette, we can't let the viewers see this and like OMA, WHO CHOOSES A RAPIST CELEBI!" Jirachi yelled. "Jirachi he wasn't raping them….yet." Celebi tried to control the situation but Jirachi was furious. "CALL THE CAMPERS NOW!" Jirachi yelled. Celebi sighed before using the intercom to call the contestants.
All the campers had arrived and were waiting for the hosts to speak. After another minute Celebi spoke up. "Due to recent events, a camper has been eliminated." All the contestants except Araquanid gasped. Before Celebi could continue, a dark hole appeared underneath Bannette and swallowed him hole, the ghosts yells were heard as he was dragged down and then the hole closed. All the campers were now terrified. "Giratina owed me a favour." Jirachi whispered to her co-host. "Ok then, you can continue on and plan the party for tomorrow, Deoxsys you guys will do all the work and the rest of you choose the food and theme. You may go." Celebi told them and the pokemon all left.
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Araquanid
Well I thought he would have gotten eliminated tomorrow. I mean Arceus knows what he did to the girls- Oh, oh well. What you thought I would lay low, it was me who told Bannette that those two were dating and maybe he could get a threesome, guess he took my advice to heart"
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Kirlia and Sylveon
Kirlia: So do we tell everyone we're a couple?
Sylveon: Tomorrow, at the party.
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Misdrevous
Perfect, my prank will be awesome, all Celebi needs to do is go into her room.
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While the campers were planning the party Celebi and Jirachi enetered their respective rooms. As soon as Celebi enetered She shrieked. Her room was covered with Justin Bidoof merchandise, posters, bed sheets and wall paper but worst of all there he stood right in the middle singing his hit song 'I will not say Sorry' Jirachi entered the room and found Celebi knocked out on the floor as Justin continued his song. Jirachi started laughing hysterically.
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Celebi
Tomorrow I will find out who did this and they will PAY. Are the host allowed to use this, wait of course we are.
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Frosslass was stalking Araquanid who was stalking Gothorita who was stalking Brionne who was on the phone. "Of course they think that, Mew don't worry I'll make sure we destroy this show, I just need info. No I have not gotten the files, of course I know where they are otherwise they would have gotten the littens and Palosands application along with mine. Just a few more days and the moneys all ours. Along with those files. Yes bye." Brionne hung up and looked around seeing no one she left.
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Gothorita
*Manical laughing* I. Will. End. Her.
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Araquanid
Bingo
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Frosslass
Wow. Who do I tell. Do I confront her. Do I call Michael, I mean he's on Mews show.
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Medicham was meditating when she sighed. Why was she here. She had a life, money, friends, family, a fiancé. Maybe she was tired. She wanted more friends, new friends. She smiled at the thought of the party tomorrow, it was her second chance.
Fennekin was lying down next to Luxray. He was playing some video game and wasn't bothered by Fennekin lying next to him. "Hey Fennekin, what do you think of Espeon?" the lion asked. "Oh he's so rude and obnoxious." Fennekin started before she started crying "He called me a desperate slut when I told him about this boy I liked." Luxray was shocked, sure the purple eeveeloution was socially akward and sarcastic but that was cruell, "Hey you're not a desperate slut, from what I've seen your pretty cool." Luxray comforted her and hugged the 'crying' fox. Inwardly Fenniken smiled.
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Fennekin
HAHAH That faggot is out of the picture.
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A/N: And Done. So this was another cliff hanger, next episode the party where secrets are revealed. So Araquanid got Bannette to TRY and rape Sylveon and Kirlia-who are a thing. Well then… hope he has fun in the distortion world. This chapter was mainly for some character development. We see Brionne and Fennekins true colours. We see a bit of Frosslass, Ninetales and Espeons past. Who is Ace, Rocky, Mars, Shade? Are they part of the competition. Who knows. What does the party tomorrow hold in store for us. Will it also be a challenge?
Funfact: Bannette has a very small male autonomy and doesn't admit to it. Also he is on the pokemon sex offenders list but idk why Celebi picked him then. He was only a rapist because he wanted sex but never got it. He was originally going to be voted out by Araquanid to redeem himself but that was scrapped and Araquanid got him eliminated instead.
Bannette: Leave a review and you can take a ride on my big pen- *faints*
Bagon: Leave a review to see the party.
Love from: VenusVioletSmith
