Total Pokémon Drama Island: Reboot

Previously on the show the teams were divided into 3 teams (temporarily) for a fun game of hide and seek. No camper was going to be eliminated but due to some events Bannette was eliminated. The three hosts stopped the game and a furious Jirachi called in a favour. The campers were then promised a party which they have to arrange. Stay tuned to find out what happens today.

Swinub was starving but he had promised his friends he wouldn't steal food from the kitchen. The food provided to the campers was disgusting and Swinub wouldn't eat it. Normally everyone would just eat at night when the food was edible and not alive and moving. He walked into a clearing and found Medicham meditating. "Oh hello Swinub." the fighter said when she noticed Swinub. The pig smiled before his stomach rumbled. "Sorry." He apologized but Medicham shook her head, "Care to join me?" She asked "It will take your mind off of food." Hearing this the pig nodded and Medicham started to teach him how to meditate.

Espeon was in his rooms. He held a pill in his hand. He had to take his medicine at least once a day and when necessary so this along with the ones on his table, he had to take at least 9 pills a day. He sighed before dry swallowing it.

Jolteon was thinking about himself. So far he had done nothing big and was just plain boring. He even got fanmail about how boring he was. He thought about his father and he would say, how you should never give up, only try, fail and win, and if you can't you admit defeat but still try. The yellow fox looked up with determination and walked out his room. Today was the party and he would do something.

Brionne was in Jirachi's room, little did she know that Frosslass had followed her. She was looking for the files and finally found them but before she could take them, Frossloss froze her. The ghost then teleported the pokemon to her yellow room and was about to leave when she saw her file and Gothorita's, glancing back she saw nobody and snatched the two files and teleported out of there.

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Brionne

Who the hell froze me. Considering Swinub is a wimp it was probably Frosslass or Ninetales and the purple genius. I will end them.

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Frosslass

*Is looking at the two files* I must dispose of these or else I will be doing everything I think is wrong. I must not bring shame to my name. But the money

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Espeon was in the mess hall alone after ranting to Wimpod who ran away in fear. He sat down on the bench when Luxray walked in. The fox sighed dreamily as the lion walked over towards him. Luxray sat down and Espeon looked extremely awkward. "Why the hell did you call Fennekin a desperate slut?" He glared but Espeon looked confused.

"Who?" the purple psychic type asked as Luxrays scowl deepened. "Don't act dumb, everyone knows you're a genius you, you faggot?" The cat shouted as tears poured from Espeon's eyes. "HOW DARE YOU?" Espeon sobbed before smacking Luxray and running out of the room.

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Luxray

*Seething, his left cheek is red* How dare that little bitch insult my friend, deny it and smack ME. He's going down.

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Espeon

*Sobbing hysterically*

WHO AND WHAT IS A FENNEKIN. I WANT AURAAAAAAAAAAA

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Misdrevous was in the kitchen going through Deoxsys' mini-fridge looking for some drinks. "OMA, Deoxsys has a problem." She stated looking at the multiple bottles of Tequila, Vodka, Wine, Beer and Champagne. She took all of them out along with some shot glasses and champagne flutes before teleporting everything to the party site.

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Misdrevous

*A little tipsy* WHAAT I TOOK A LITTLE BIT, OKAY A LOT BIT OF VODKA, MAYBE LIKE 3 BOTTLES OF VODKA OHHHHHH AND BEAR, OOOHHHHOOO IS THAT A GHOST, *stares at reflection* COOL *passes out*. (maybe she was very drunk)

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Wooper

Uhhh Why is Misdrevous passes out?

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Ninetales was in her room. It was blue and pink and had a large TV in front of the bed. She had sent invites to a couple of pokémon to meet her here. The door opened to reveal Espeon, his were red and puffy but Ninetales chose to ignore that, knowing Espeon, and gestured to him to sit; someone knocked on the door as Espeon sat and Ninetales went and opened it. She pulled Sylveon and Kirlia inside and locked the door. "Ok is this like an orgy or something because I don't think Espeon would be interested." Sylveon said while Espeon glared at her.

"No." Ninetales said before continuing, "I called you here cause I was bored and thought we should make an alliance."

"You want to make an alliance because you're bored?" Sylveon questioned as Ninetales shook her head. "Well also because I have some suspicions on Gothorita, Kirlia you can keep an eye on her and well Araquanid also seems a bit.. Bad." Ninetales finished lamely. "I agree but I also think we should keep an eye on this Fennekin girl, honestly who is Fennekin?" Espeon asked.

"Fennekin is the magician girl who's obsessed with Luxray, she was glaring at me just because I said hi to him." Kirlia said while the others nodded in agreement to what Espeon said, the fox in question was lost in thought. "So what do we call ourselves?" Sylveon asked. "Mindful Fantasy, since we're all psychic or fairy types." Ninetales suggested and everyone nodded in agreement.

Mawile was sleeping when Wooper and Swinub entered her room, Wimpod following behind, though he stayed behind Wooper due to reasons only he and Mawile knew. Wooper was talking animatedly about popcorn when Swinub spoke up. "We should become an alliance and start eliminating people if we want to win. I don't want to sound mean or evil but some people need to leave like Araquanid and others have to leave if we want to win." Mawile had woken up to hear Swinubs speech and nodded along while Wimpod shrugged his shoulders before fainting at the thought of Araquanids wrath, Wooper looked reluctant and no one paid attention to Wimpod as fainting had become a norm for him. Finally Wooper spoke up. "Ok fine but we can't target people, just eliminate those who deserve to leave." Mawile giggled at Wooper reluctance and morality, "Oh honey! Of course we won't target people."

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Mawile

Of course we will, without targeting people all the losers like Wooper get in the finals, I need to make sure none of them do.

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Swinub

Hmm Mawile seemed to just wake up and agree. I must keep an eye out for her.

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It was 3 pm in the afternoon. Since the party started at 10 at night and would end Arceus knows when the campers had decided to hit the hay. The Mindful fantasies were having a sleepover in Espeons room. The fox was showing a completely different side of himself as he showed the girls the latest fashions by trying them on and giggling at everything. The purple fox was usually so shut off and cold towards everyone and so the three were enjoying it but by 4 every camper was asleep.

oooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooo 10pm ooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooo

All the campers had woken up and were outside the building. They were staring at the party in front of them. There were two tables full of food and one that had the cutlery and plates. There was a bar with a Simisage behind it and a crepe station. A dance platform with smoke machines and disco light was on the left and on the right there was a mini casino. There were board games like twister and Pictionary as well along with some items for games like truth or dare, spin the bottle, never have I ever, etc. The campers were staring at everything with awe, even though they had arranged it they weren't excepting it to actually happen. There were waiters everywhere carrying trays of food and drinks as well. "Ok, you guys have out done yourself." Jirachi said as she and the other two legendaries teleported to the party.

"What are you fools waiting for, lets PARTAY!" Celebi exclaimed and the campers shot off. Araquanid, Gothorita, Brionne and Jolteon all ran towards the poker table in the mini-casino while Mawile went to the slot machines. Sylveon and Kirlia started dancing on the dance floor and Swinub went to the… food tables! Deoxsys and the two hosts went to the bar to get some drinks. The rest were all just hanging out near the games or lounging on the seats. Wooper, Espeon, Ninetales and Medicham were playing Pictionary, Fennekin was watching Luxray dance with the fairy couple, the fox glared at the two lesbians, and Frosslass was observing her. Misdrevous was drinking with the hosts.

"Hey everyone, come on lettuce play some games and ketchup." Wooper giggled after drinking a bottle of beer. "Do you think Wooper is old enough to drink?" Espeon asked Ninetales. "I'm pretty sure Celebi only chose 18 and above." She answered. "Ninetales I'm 17 and Celebi also chose Bannette, a rapist." Espeon shot back while Ninetales took another sip of her margarita and shrugged. Another waiter, a Smeargle, offered Espeon a drink for the 4th time and for the 4th Time Espeon declined, teeth clenched. "Are you sure you don't want the Shirley temple Espeon?" Medicham asked, "It's really good." Espeon once again declined.

All the campers had gathered around the 4 pokemon, Jolteon was smirking while the rest of the poker players glared at him. Even the hosts stood near the 17 contestants. "Ok mudfish, what game to you want to play." Araquanid sneered but Wooper remained smiling. "TRUTH OR DARE, NEVER HAVE I EVER AND SPIN THE BOTTLE!" Wooper shouted and the rest agreed with smiles, some devious, others just because they wanted to so deal with.

The campers where now sitting in a circle. Shot glasses filled with tequila were in front of them as Luxray started to explain the rules, "Ok so it's never have I ever done this, if you have done it you take a shot, if you haven't you don't. Also since we're all 18 no rules or limitations." The pokémon nodded. "Ok I'll start, Never have I ever uhh had sex in a public place." Luxray said before taking a shot along with Kirlia, Jolteon, Gothorita, WIMPOD and Misdrevous.

"Wait, Wimpod. You've got to be shitting me." Araquanid glared before a heavily drunk Wimpod sneered at him, "For your information asswipe, I've had sex with multiple women in front of multiple people and I don't give a fuck about who saw what."

"Who knew Wimpod could grow a pair when drunk." Kirlia whispered to Sylveon who giggled. Brionne had decided to go next, "Never have I ever kissed,like ever lips, forehead, ass or cheek." After saying she and every single camper except Espeon took a shot. "Wait you've never kissed, like anything." Jolteon exclaimed while Espeon gave him a deadpan look.

"Ok sorry to cut your story short but now that your all drunk, well apart from mister no strength Espeon, we can start the challenge." Jirachi said popping up. "WHAT!?" Every single camper explained, though all but Espeon were drunk they still understood what Jirachi. "Well do you really think I would let you party and reveal all your secrets, I have fucking challenges for that." Jirachi laughed as the contestanst groaned. "Anyways my drunk victims you have 10 minutes to meet me in front of the kitchen.

Ten minutes later all the contestants had stumbled their way in front of the mess hall, except Espeon who had teleported there. The two hosts were smiling brightly as they looked at the 17 pokemon, 16 of whom were groaning and clutching their heads. "AS YOU KNOW, YOU ALL ATE AND DRANK A LOT AT YOU 'PARTY'. USUALLY THAT MEANS VOMITTING AND BECAUSE OF THAT WE HAVE DECIDED TO HOST A EAT TILL YOU DROP, WELL VOMIT OR PASS OUT, CHALLENGE. DEOXSYS HAS PREPARED SOME PRETTY GROSS FOODS AND WE HOPE YOU CAN STOMACH IT ALONG WITH THAT ALCOHOL." Jirachi shouted over a loud speaker, inflicting pain on the contestants and her co-host.

The campers entered the mess hall and sat on two tables, one for each team. Only Espeon seemed remotely alive while the rest were all to drunk and full. As soon as they sat down plates teleported in front of them, each had some green noodles and white sauce. "For your first dish we have made for you some noodles in white sauce." Jirachi said. "Why are they green?" Espeon asked. "You'll find out after you eat it honey." Celebi said sweetly and the pokémon started eating the pasta.

"Oh, that tastes horrible, I think I might hurl." Kirlia said after she finished the dish, most of the campers had finished, except Espeon, and their face were slightly green. Finally Espeon finished. "And it should taste horrible Kirlia for all of you just ate Caterpi skin and crushed Silcoon powder sauce." Hearing this Wimpod immediately vomited. Wimpod is OUT!" Jirachi yelled.

Jirachi's: 8

Celebi's: 8

Another plate had appeared in front of the campers, this containing some fried item. The campers started eating slowly, hearing a crunch as they bit into it, this caused Fennekin and Araqaunid to vomit.

Jirachi's: 7

Celebi's: 7

Espeon, who had not yet taken a bite vomited upon seeing the others vomit.

Jirachi's: 7

Celebi's: 6

The campers finally finished. "Ok guys, you just ate semi-digested Kricitune legs, fried again." Jirachis said cheerfully as Espeon vomited again along with the other eeveeloutions.

Jirachi's: 7

Celebi's: 4

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Jolteon

Even if I lose, I still got a 5000 poke-dollars of off Brionne, Gothorita and Araquanid. *randomly passes out*

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"Looks like the Celebi's only have 4 girls left, will they lose." Celebi stated innocently as another dish arrived, this time it was a plate of round mushy things in a green sauce that glowed. The remaining pokémon quickly ate it. Upon putting it in their mouths Ninetales and Kirlia fainted. "Yeah that was Weedle bites fried and mixed with Gulpin acid. That's why are fairy types fainted and are steel types don't feel a thing." Jirachi said sweetly.

Jirachi's: 6

Celebi's: 3

Another dish arrived, this time a glass filled with some thick yellowish-pink liquid. The campers immediately drank it in one gulp and all of them almost vomited but they held it in, except Frosslass.

Jirachi's: 6

Celebi's: 1

"You guys just drank Tauros urine and expired pecha berry milkshake, made with rancid Sawk 'milk'. Jirachi said, hearing this Brionne and Wooper both vomited while Fennekin passed out.

Jirachi's: 4

Celebi's: 1

"Ok guys the final dish is Luxio and Herdier testicles and fried dicks, with a sauce of Bidoof shit and Jinx semen along with period blood, bona petit." Jirachi smiled. Hearing and this and because of the alcohol Swinub fainted. Luxray also immediately vomited.

Jirachi's: 2

Celebi's: 1

Only Mawile, Medicham and Misdrevous remained (wow the three M's.) The girls looked at each other slightly nervous and Mawile immediately threw the dish into her other mouth, who hungrily ate it. Misdrevous upon seeing that hurled everything. "And with that the Jirachi's win, finally. Meaning they get the advantage for the next challenge. Since all of you except Espeon drank our drinks, you should be fainting right about NOW." Jirachi exclaimed and on cue all the campers fainted except for Espeon who started backing away slowly only to be caught by Deoxsys who stuffed the gay fox into a bag. A large scream could be heard from within.

All the campers except Espeon were lying in the middle of a forest. Mawile slowly woke up and noticed everyone around here were still knocked out. Her head was throbbing and she suppressed a groan because of the light from the sun. It was morning know.

In a few minutes all the campers were awake and very hung-over. "Good Morning campers." Jirachi's voice could be heard, making the campers groan and moan. "So yesterday we decided to get you drunk and make you stuff yourself with disgusting food for todays actual challenge, so Jirachi's you have no advantage I lied! Anyways, today's challenge is to find Espeon who was the only non drunk or full one and the team that finds him first gets a map that shows the way out of here. ENJOY YOUR MORNING MY LOVELIES!" And with that all the campers groaned again and split into their respective teams

The Celebi's had turned right while the Jirachi's went left. Gothorita, who was still a bit pissed off at Jolteon turned around, "Ok teams, all we need to do is find Espeon and Teleport the hell out of here. Please don't screw up." The goth pokémon said before she started leading the group to a clearing where thet saw none other than Espeon, who was lying on the ground barely conscious and Brionne was force feeding the fox some pills. "Its his medicine I swear." The yellow loving Mews Bitch said. "Mew told me to." She begged but Gothorita smiled.

"Luxray, knock her out." Gothorita said and Luxray immediately used Wild Charge on the seal who fainted. Medicham lunged forward along with Kirlia and the two psychic types checked on the fox. "He's alright. Just weak, I don't he took the drug but I can't be sure. I'm gonna teleport him back." Kirlia said and did so.

Ninetales rushed into the nurse room, ignoring Nurse Blissey who sighed. She passed by the three hosts who were interrogating Brionne and jumped in Espeon's room where Kirlia was waiting. The blue fox was on the verge of tears and Kirlia decided to give the two friends a moment alone. "Oh My Arceus, Espeon I-you-but." The usually strong girl barely managed to speak as she sobbed hysterically.

"And the worst part is that since you are on medication Jirachi can't kick her out otherwise Mew basically gets you out since diseased contestants are not allowed. Plus are team won so we can vote her out." Ninetales finally managed to speak. Staring at the unmoving body of your best friend was horrible. Kirlia, Sylveon and Luxray soon walked in and sat by Ninetales, except Luxray who just stood at the door. "I'd like to apologize for being cruel to Espeon today." The electric type spoke up and the three girls nodded as the big cat left.

Jirachi was laughing hysterically while Brionne smirked. Celebi looked astonished and Deoxsys was astonished. "So your saying that if we touch you, Mew can get our status as legendary revoked for a year AND get our campers all of them thrown in Jail!" The alien spoke while Brionne giggled. "Acting like the yellow freak was getting annoyed and I knew that yu guys couldn't touch me, this was just me showing you that Mew and I run the shots." Brionne said, staring directly at a crazed Jirachi.

The star shaped legendary suddenly turned very serious and started at Celebi. "Tell the campers that there is no elimination tonight. I'll be back…hopefully." She said before disappearing. Celebi sighed before she teleported away as well leaving Deoxsys with the psychopath covered in yellow paint. He glared at her and she giggled causing him to throw a bowling ball at her face.

Celebi was outside Espeon's room in the hospital where everyone except for the gay fox was gathered. "There will be no elimination tonight." The host said in a dead panned voice. Angry protests were heard from every camper but Celebi hushed them, "Actions will be tacken against Mew and Brionne but not now and not here, this case will be taken to court, anyone with information please come to me later tonight. That is all." She completed before the campers dispersed and she groaned.

Graphic Death Scene

Jirachi was outside a forest. There was a large sign that said One of Mews favourite places. Jirachi was smiling like a mad man as she spotted her first victim, a Pumkaboo. She snatched the pokémon from the ground and bit into him before tearing him apart with her teeth and eating him. He died so fast no scream was heard. A bunch of Pumkaboo appeared along with one Gorgeist and she instantly grabbed them all with psychic. Eating the pre evos one by one while the final form cried. "Not my babies,nooo Pump." Jirachi fixed her eyes on the ghost type who shouted for the lats time, "For Mew." Before Jirachis bit her head and devoured her.

A tropius walked in on this and Jirachi immediately turned towards him, blood on her face. The grass type was petrified and could only turn around, only to see 5 bounsweet, a steene, Tsarena, 4 cherubi and 2 cherim in their sun form. 'What are you fucking doing!" Tsarena yelled as Jirachi suddenly grabbed her with her psychic powers and wripped her in half, electing screams from everyone. The pokémon tried to run but were stopped by a psychic barrier. The legenday grabbed Tropiys from his bananas and pulled on them, taking his head off the body before she ate the bananas. A tepig and Torchic wandered in only to see Jirachi's third eye open and as they stared in horror Jirachi swallowed them whole, a crunch was heard before she spit out the chewed dead body of the pokémon. She then grabbed the Cherims and ate them, whole before grabbing a Cherrubi.

She ate the small head first while the main body screamed. She then started taking small bites of the pokeon before finishing and repeating the same process with the other Cheruis. She then grabbed bounsweet only to see a Mother slurrpuff with 3 Swirlix, one was a shiny. "OOH SHINY." Jirachi said in a demonic voice as she bit into the bouncesweet, taking two bites too finish her, "No Tin" Steenie cried out as Jirachi ate her other sisters, "Bella, Bibi, Gigi, Hadid." Steenie said in horror as they were eaten one by one. Jirachi then turned towards Slurpuff and her children. She grabbed one the babies while Slurpuff screamed and devoured him before taking the other regular one and devouring her. "NO YOU BITCH." Slurpuff yelled only to have her head ripped off by Jirachi, who drank the fluid inside her, they were sweet and somewhat metallic, like blood and sugar soloution. She then ate the dead slurpuff, scaring the two youngsters left too live for now. It was the shiny Swirlix and Steenie.

"Jirachi what the fuck are you doing." A voice yelled as Jirachi devoured the Steenie, and swallowed the Swirlix. She turned around to face the newcomer, blood covering her and the ground and plants. "Oh Yveltal, just enjoying my life and destroying others." She said sweetly. "Something you should do as well. DOOM DESIRE!" a light shot out of her third eye and hit him as he hit the ground clutching his head. "Must not-fight urge to kill-Destroy-no lunala- Desires and Jirachi Master-grant wish- I am Free." The flurry of words erupted from Yveltals mouth as he turned towards Jirachi. "Destroy" was all he said as he suddenly shot a beam of light in the air and abunch of dead bird pokémon fell down. The two legendaries looked at each other with manical glee. *From above forest* The forest exploded.

Celebi shot up from her bed. She was tired, especially after what Froslass had told her and given her. She felt a pain in her heart, one she used to feel when humand roamed this world and cut down her forests. Confused she tried to go back to sleep but suddenly someone knocked on her door. She got up and opened it to reveal Genesect. "Follow me." He said before turning into his flying mode and the two flew into a portal which appeared in front of them.

A/N: So Jirachi, ok then. Why did I add that. Oh yeah I'm a bit disturbed as well. And yes Yveltal is not evil and crazy. He goes to therapy, Xerneas on the other hand….. So where are Genesect and Celebi going. What will happen to Jirachi, stay tuned to find out.

Anyways, sorry for the random disapperence but I was busy and then got writers block. No one goes instead Brionne and Espeon's secret ere out, somewhat not everyone or anyone know what is wrong with Espeon. Is he dead? Luxray, douche move there. And yes no elimination, instead Mew has power. She is a major pain in the ass.

Predictions?

Funfact: Here are all the evil (E) or insane(I) legend s

Victini (E & I)

Mew (E)

Xerneas (E & I)

Cobalion (i)

Terakion (I)

Heatran (E)

Jirachi (I)

Groudon (E)

Kyogre (I)

Zekrom (E)

Kyrum (E)

Palkian (I, he takes therapy, the same Yveltal took)

Entei (I)

Tapu Bulu (E)

Tapu Fini (E)

Tapu Koko (I, to much 'coco')

Moltres (I, though he has ptsd and can't help it)

Zapdos (I, he is bipolar and can't help)

The landorous trio (E & I and fucking idiots)

Articuno (She has MPD, Lol she shoukd be call Artictres since she has three personalities, one of which is insane)

Mewtwo (he isn'y evil but he does have Mews DNA and so is a bit sadistic)

Latias (I, poor girl still thinks her brother alive)

Rayquaza (he deals with Kyogre and Groudon, both are a hassle and drove him a bit insane. He and Latias are also in therapy)

Arceus (I, dealing with every legendary, enough said, though her boyfriend Giratina calms her down from her insane rage mode)