Total Pokémon Drama Island: Reboot
Previously the campers were tricked into drinking a lot, except Espeon and then forced to compete in a challenge after their 'party' was cut short. They were forced to eat disgusting food and then find Espeon while suffering through a hangover. Espeon was found, drugged by Brionne on Mews orders and thus he was hospitalized, Brionne was revealed and Jirachi went psycho and fucking killed a bunch of Pokémon. What will happen now that Celebi was escorted by Genesect and Jirachi is trying to destroy Mew.
Disclaimer: Pokemon or TD series don't belong to me, neither do the songs.
All the campers except Brionne were gathered in a clearing. Espeon was in the center and felt very awkward; everyone except Fennekin felt concern for the eeveeloution.
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Fennekin
That Espeon bitch should have died. Now my Luxy Wuxy is feeling guilty and I just wanna eliminate him. Maybe I can eliminate Luxy to keep him away from that fag. My luxy is as straight as they come.
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Mawile
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Ok originally I wanted Brionne gone, but now she's going to be the end of herself, guess I have to make sure she stays. Damn I wish she was on my team. On the other hand Wooper and Goth bitch need to go.
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Wimpod
God I feel so sick. *vomits* Ugh I'm never drinking again. Now everyone is gonna know that I'm a stud and all the girls are going to want me, and Espeon, though he might be a bit shaken. Anyways enough of my musing, back to the show.
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The campers were staring at Espeon before Ninetales spoke up, "Ok guys what do we do about Brionne?" Araquanid sneered, "Why do you think we're all here."
"Shut up Araquanid. Anyways, I think we should take payback. Torture her a bit, toy with her and then destroy her leaving her with nothing as we eliminate her." Gothorita said, eyes glinting with madness. Everyone was a bit taken aback but nonetheless they nodded.
Deoxsys was on the phone with the producers, "WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT DO YOU MEAN JIRACHI ISN'T COMING BACK. SHE DID WHAT. THAT'S FUCKING CRAZY. WAIT THOSE WERE CULT MEMBERS AND SO SHE WON'T GOT TO JAIL. Okay I'll tell Celebi. He hung up but the phone rang again. A picture of Celebi wearing a party hat was seen. "Oh hi Celebi I was about to tell you something. Jirachi-wait why are you calling…..What do you mean you're not here, where are you….. Travelling to the Hall of Origin with Genesect…. Wait Yveltal and Jirachi are missing, oh yeah the produc-hello Celebi, Celebi. URGH." He yelled out loud. He was annoyed that he had to do today's challenge alone, especially because the girls had forgot to make the calls and he glared at his phone. He dialed the forbidden number. "Venus, yes its Me Deoxsys, listen I need you to contact Fuzzboy and MayContestDrew…yes the producers of those shows… What do you mean, where are you. Travelling to the hall….Oh the Jirachi thing….Just call them okay…thanks bye." Deoxsys once again hung up before groaning and falling down to his bed.
After the meeting regarding Brionne's fate had finished, Misdrevous went straight to Celebi's room, she looked around before entering and started to plan her next prank on the co-host.
Mawile was plotting Woopers demise as he and Swinub played Go-fish, "Got any three's." she heard but choosing to ignore it she mused to herself about how she could physically harm him and make it as if he can't compete as she was sure no one would vote for him. She was annoyed at how people like him were never held accountable and decided that she had to take action. "I HATE YOU, YOU UGLY ASS MUDFISH." She yelled at Wooper who looked confused. "I WILL DESTROY YOU AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU" She continued and just before she bit the water-type Swinub earthquaked her, also hitting anybody in the nearby vicinity. "I knew it." Was all the pig said as he and a shaken Wooper left the steel type in a hurry, wanting to find the rest of their team.
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Celebi and Genesect were in a jungle like area. After entering the portal something went wrong and the two were thrown back into time. Celebi was trying to figure what era they were in to be able to take them back to present time. She knew what this meant. Dialga was know insane, but why. The entity of time was always the calm one but who knows, it was probably babysitting Phione. That kid was a nightmare, an accident prone idiot who liked sugar nightmare. Celebi sighed before turning around only to see Genesect standing over the dead and mutilated body of a Aerodactyl. "Bingo." Celebi thought.
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Jake the Aerodactyl was listening to some rad music with his friend Drake the Aerodactyl when Drake's head and wings were cut off, killing him.
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The campers were in the mess hall for the first time ever, eating together. Since there was a party, the food leftover wad amazing and everyone except Brionne were enjoying, the yellow seal was painting herself yellow outside the hall.
Deoxsys was staring at Mew's bitch with hatred evident in his eyes. It was because of her that he had to deal with more pokémon on his own, thank god they were coming tonight and that the challenge was tomorrow. Maybe he could stop by the Hall while the campers ate.
As he tried to open a portal, he found a blockage. Funny, even Hoopa couldn't have done this. Shrugging it off as just extra protection, he then realized the Jirachi incident and swore, "FUCK." He reached for phone and realized that if the hall was closed by portal he would need to physically bring those other fic contestants seeing as they were in different worlds. He sighed before teleporting away.
Sylveon and Kirlia were in their spot, rolling on the ground, kissing when Sylveon got up. "Ok so I think we should tell someone." She said while Kirlia rolled her eyes. "Well Duh! We can tell everyone later, honey." Kirlia snapped.
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Kirlia
WHAT I HAVE ISSUES TOO.
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Sylveon
Ok Kirlia has never snapped at me, no one has snapped at me. Girl your lucky I love yo- OMA I LOVE KIRLIA, DAMN IT I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO FALL IN LOVE.
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Arceus was in the hall of origins with her boyfriend Giratina and one of the few Humans left. Venus. He was short, very short like 5 feet 3 inches short for a 17 year old biy short. With long silky silvery blonde hair and Violet eyes. He looked very girly and was wearing light purple shoes, a purple turtle neck half sleeves shirt and grey skinny-ish jeans. Arceus knew that not all humans were bad and after the war, very few of them survived, the female God had thus granted immortality to those who did as long as they followed the legends they had some control. At this moment Venus was fuming, waiting for the council to show up.
"ARCEUS! WHERE ARE THEY! THOSE IDIOTS." Venus shouted and Giratina sighed he was about to leave when Arceus put a hand on his shoulder. He wasn't a talker and so he just sighed. A Bannette ran into the room and handed Giratina a drink. He winked at Venus, "Hey wanna ride on my big co-" Venus threw him out before he could respond. "Damn it Celebi why did you choose Giggle to compete." (A/N: Yes I decided to name Bannette, who is Giratina's slave, Giggle after certain people.) Venus said out loud before turning toward Arceus. The God sighed and Venus cried. (A/N: LOL just wanted to write that).
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(All characters except Deoxsys, mentioned below belong to maycontestdrew.)
Deoxsys was standing in front of three pokémon on an island. Teleporting from dimension to dimension was harder. Near these four Shaymin was scowling, "Oh come on if you take these three, what will I do on my show." She whined but Deoxsys glared at her. "Your episode isn't published (not aired) till Sunday, you can have three of my contestants later." He told the legendary. One of the onlookers sighed. "When will we leave. I need to maintain this gorgeous face through beauty sleep. Did you know Charizard was sleeping with two girls and Lucario called me beastly." Stunfisk said, she was annoying Lurantis while Mimikyu hid behind him. Due to his polite nature, Lurantis nodded along and let Mimikyu hide behind him.
"Oi you three, shut the hell up. Especially Mrs. Ugly." Deoxsys shouted. Lurantis stifled a laugh as Stunfisk turned towards Mimikyu, "He's talking to you." She told the fake Pikachu who sighed and looked down.
"Ok fine." Shaymin said reluctantly, "How long till you leave?" Deoxsys shrugged causing her to yell in frustration.
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(Now the campers belong to me.)
Brionne was still yellow and strapped to wall. She tried to hide her fear by glaring at Gothorita but failed as the psychic type held a whip in her hand, smiling insanely. She flung it at Brionne and missed by a hair, repeating this multiple times, almost hitting Brionne till suddenly she hit the straps tying her, breaking them. Brionne looked shocked and quickly ran away.
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Brionne
*Shaking vigorously and sobbing* I'm sorry to everyone I screwed over. I was paid.
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Gothorita
Of course I won't hit her, but she needs to think I will kill her or something.
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Wooper
*Stares at a sobbing Brionne who has her arms wrapped around him.* Why is it always me? *looks back at Brionne* Umm can you please not hug me so tight. *Brionne sobs harder and hugs him even tighter.* Can't breathe. *Wooper faints.
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Swinub
*Sobbing over an unconscious Wooper and crying Brionne.* NOO MY FRIEND. WHY BRIONNE. WHY WOULD YOU KILL HIM.
Brionne: *stops sobbing* Swinub he's alive, I just hugged him too tight and he fainted.
Swinub: Oh. Okay bye Mew's bitch.
*Brionne starts sobbing again.*
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Jolteon was talking to Frosslass and Medicham, well mostly Medicham. "Well I do 60 crunches followed by 100 push –ups every day for my warm up. AND REMEMBER, if you exercise this much, you must eat a lot so I have, I eat two steaks and an oran berry salad." Jolteon said while doing sit ups. Frosslass was bored af and decided to change the topic but before she said anything Medicham started, "Its actually better to stretch and do some tai-chi before exercising to loosen your body while keeping it firm, that is what I do." The fighter said and Jolteon stopped his sit-ups and started taking notes. Frosslass gave up and groaned in frustration before phasing away from a tree. The two fitness freaks stared at each other confused.
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Medicham
Jolteon sure is into fitness,, I hope he doesn't over work himself, he would be a good exercise buddies.
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Jolteon
Medicham told me that she can bench press a boulder. I want to do that but my stupid paws- wait she uses two arms; I can use 4 and do double the amount.
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Espeon
Medicham and Jolteon need to leave, they're threats. I guess I'll have to do the deed. It's for a good cause, I promise. Also yes, I was eavesdropping.
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Ninetales was standing in front of Wimpod. "Hey bitch, this isn't your fight. So MOVE THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY." Araquanid but despite his temper, which caused Wimpod to tremble even more, Ninetales didn't budge, "First apologize to Wimpod for what you said." She demanded.
Araquanid growled, "I am not apologizing for saying the truth and hello freedom of speech-you know what, I'll find another route to my room, stupid bitch." Ninetales huffed in Victory as Araquanid left. "Th-th-thanks for def-ff-fending me against Araquanid." Wimpod stammered out.
"It's not a big deal, Wimpod. You're a nice guy and someone needs to help you out." Ninetales shrugged. She turned and left, leaving behind Wimpod who stared at her with awe.
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Wimpod
Ninetales is so pretty and strong, and brave oh and did I say beautiful.
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Celebi had finally teleported herself out of the Jurassic era when she realized Genesect was not with her, growling in frustration she teleported back, grabbed him and the two teleported away. Genesect tried to make a portal, "Oi, Celebi, the portal system is down, I can't seem to grasp one. We'll have to get there by teleporting, do you think you can?" the metal bug asked while Celebi showed him her longest finger on both hands, "I'll take that as a no."
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Back in the Hall, Arceus and Giratina had left for some 'urgent buisness' and Venus was left alone, he could hears grunts and moans coming from one of the rooms. A short girl (though taller than Venus) with straight beach brown hair and blonde streaks walked into the room. She wore a white midriff shoulder top and light blue non-denim shorts, the left sleeve hung over her arm but didn't cover the shoulder. Her hair was layered and a few stray pieces of it framed her face and for shoes she wore black boots.
"OMA, maycontestdrew. You made it, and your late, but you're the first one here. Finally I was going crazy." Venus said in a flurry as he embraced the girl in a hug. She hugged back before they released. "So like why are we here?" She asked. The girly boy shrugged his shoulders like so many before him.
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The other contestants were sleeping as Deoxsys set up the portal back to his dimension. He looked back to see Shaymin torturing some poor Bellosum, he didn't understand why all hosts were sadistic. Celebi wasn't on his show. He sighed as he missed his two friends and really didn't want to do this challenge alone, especially since the main guest star Michael was unable to make it. He felt annoyed and was tired. Lifting the three campers with his psychic powers he turned back to tell Shaymin one last thing, "Hey Shay, tell me the campers you want from our show ok, I'll tell you one thing. Venus ain't happy with your producer for being late, Arceus texted me." He shouted as Shaymin nodded. And with just one step the 4 were gone.
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It was night for the campers and most of them were sleeping, except Mawile. She was pacing in a clearing in the forest, waiting for a few others to meet her here. After five minutes 3 figures approached her. "You guys are late." Mawile reprimanded the 3, Gothorita, Fennekin and Jolteon. Gothorita frowned, Fennekin shrugged and Jolteon looked around.
"So why are we here?" The only male asked Mawile. "How thick are you, we're each here because we want get rid of someone. Well you're here cause we need some man power hot stuff." She told Jolteon before continuing, "Gothorita you want to get rid of Brionne, Fennekin here wants all the girls who have talked to Luxray and Espeon gone and I want to remove players like Wooper, Swinub, Wimpod, etc."
"Ok, say we join, how do we know you won't end up eliminating us for being underdogs." Gothorita narrowed her eyes, 'Under what?" Jolteon thought. "Um, because then you can reveal me and once one or two of you are gone, the other will probably get rid of me." Mawile replied. "These girls talk too fast. And how would we get rid of her if she's the leader and we are gone, how will we reveal her." Jolteon continued to think not paying attention as the three girls agreed upon making an alliance, the offer of safety and getting rid of the people they wanted was tempting. At the exact moment Mawile asked Jolteon he nodded without thinking and said yes.
"Perfect. Now I can remove all those sluts away from Luxy. But if any of you chum up to him, I will destroy you." The tiny fox threatened while the other two girls nodded along."
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Fennekin
As soon as that Espeon leaves along with a few more girls, I'll just eliminate those other two, especially Mawile, Gothorita's fine.
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Mawile
Finally those losers will get what they deserve.
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Jolteon
Am I in an alliance? Whatever, maybe I can show those girls my muscles and then my muscle. Oh shit. *he stares at his muscle*
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Gothorita
Ugh, I'm already starting to despise those two girls. And playing nice is hard. Also did anyone else notice that Jolteon was well...
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The new alliance went off to bed, well Jolteon went to his bathroom to take a cold shower. He was thinking about Espeon thought his exercise and realized that kissing him that day wasn't a good idea. He could not believe that he was his first kiss. Maybe he should have been his first but that would be rape and his father told him you can only force someone when your married or dating, (A/N: This is wrong, and I do not think otherwise. Consent is a big deal, even if you are married or in a relationship, you do not have the right to force yout partner into sex.) Though he got a slap on his face last time, he did it. Maybe he could date Espeon, yeah that seemed like a good idea. The yellow idiot. (why is yellow such a bad colour on pokémon) made up his mind to ask Espeon on a date.
ooOoo next morning ooOoo
Deoxsys had finally made it back to his dimension and his island. He sighed in relief and was about to stop when a voice stopped him, "Um excuse me but what are we supposed to do here?" Lurantis asked. Deoxsys groaned. It was morning, the campers would wake up and he would need to explain to them why three strangers were here and what the challenge was unless… yes perfect. "Umm hello I've been standing here for 3 minutes and no one has told me how beautiful I am." Stunfisk whined while Deoxsys growled at her. He turned around and shot here with an ice beam. The ugly diva jumped out of the way and immediately shut lonley legendary grabbed the microphone and woke up the campers, "Hey asswipes, time to wake up my lovelies, hope you enjoy today's challenge."
10 minutes later everyone had arrived and were staring at the three guests. "Please don't tell me your adding three new assholes." Araquanid said. "Excuse me but I am Stunfisk the beautiful, I am not an asshole. Did you know the last guy, a Lucario, who was rude to me, he called me beastly, was destroyed." Stunfisk boasted of her non-existent beauty and powers while everyone except her fellows stared at her with confusion. "What is she talking about; I don't see anyone who's beautiful, except you Espeon." Jolteon whispered to the fox next to him causing the purple eeveeloutions cheeks to turn scarlett, Ninetales noticed the exchange and smirked.
"We aren't circus freask you know." Lurantis pointed out causing some of the campers, well most, of them to turn away bashfully though Brionne and Araquanid remained unfazed. "Ok we get it you guys won't get along, whatever, the challenge will start later today, for now you will be divided into groups of three and will be given one of the three strangers to get to know, they will circled around until each team gets all three ok." Deoxsys told them, "Lurantis, Stunfisk and uhh, Mimikyu yeah, you three can choose the teams and order. Ok now I'm gonna trust you all to be responsible, except you Mew's bitch, and go and rest, dimension travel is hard." Deoxsys said before floating away.
Now that the host was gone Lurantis started thinking of ways to destroy his own opponents as Stunfisk started choosing her team, "Ok, I want anyone who will complement me," She said, no one said anything and the ground type scowled. "Fine Mimikyu you can go first, no one is telling me how beautiful I am."
Mimikyu, looking a bit green turned towards the cast of TPDI:Reboot. "Ok, umm I ch-choose Wimpod, Es-Espeon, Ninetales, Jo-Jolteon, Uhhh Araquanid, wait sorry I mean Fennekin and ummm I guess Fro-Frosslass." Mimikyu stuttered, shrinking under gaze of so many people.
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Fennekin
THAT BITCH SEPERATED ME FROM LUXRAY, THE SLUT PROBABLY WANTS TO FUCK HIM
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Mimikyu
Why was Fennekin glaring at me?
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Lurantis, knowing that Stunfisk still wouldn't pick decided he would just go. "Ok, then, Araquanid, Gothorita, Mawile, Kirlia, Luxray and Sylveon. You guys are on my team for now. Meaning the rest of you, Misdrevous, Brionne, Swinub, Wooper and Medicham, you guys are with stunfisk.
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In the hall of legends Venus was telling maycontestdrew about how much he wanted to murder the others. "Hey, Venus look, they might have good excuses as to why they are late. I know you're annoyed because this is the dimension Arceus created for you but just chill out man." maycontestdrew tried to calm the storm that was Venus.
"That's the freaking problem, they are going to give me EXCUSES AND NOT REASONS. JHOFDWLFHNF" Venus growled before storming off, only to return with a tub of ice cream (it was chocolate) and he started devouring it.
"Hey, you meanie. That's my ice cweam." Phionne shouted as he ran inside. Venus glared at the baby boy. "OH SHUT UP YOU TWAT. GO ASK YOUR MOM FOR MORE, THOUGH I DON'T THINK SHE WOULD WANT TO GIVE ANYTHINHG TO YOU, YOU MISTAKE!" The angry author yelled causing Phionne to run out crying for mommy and his siblings.
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Jirachi and Yveltal had cornered Manaphy, who was very pregnant. "You just can't keep it in your pants can you slut. This is what your 8th child." Jirachi taunted while Yveltal just smiled. "FYI Jirachi, not my fault those hooker dittos don't pull out." Manaphy replied causing Yveltal to chuckle, "Oh I don't think it's the dittos Manaphy, your sluttiness is the problem, and because of that, YOU DIE."
Manaphy, one of Mew's good friends stared in horror at the two legendaries, damn Arceus for closing down the portal system. She closed her eyes for the last time as she felt Yveltal swoop down and grab her, before the energy was sucked out. He let go and the mother to be found herself impaled on a metal rod courtesy of Jirachi.
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Stunfisks group was getting fed up with the guests antics. She kept on repeating the story about how she got some Charizard eliminated, and how some Lucario was going to get the same fate for calling her beastly, he wasn't wrong you know. "Oh and did you know he called me beastly, ME BEASTLY, as if. OMA there was like this girl in my hometown, she was new and on her first day she wet her pants. She was 16 or something, how embarrassing, turns out the wetness was just her nerves, she turned out to be a slut though and wet herself almost every day. What a whore right." Stunfisk told them something new. FINALLY. But the girl was so annoying the group was ready to die.
Lurantis had told his group to just do whatever. At this moment he was scheming. Araquanid approached him, "I saw your show you know. I know exactly who you are Lurantis. And so I have a proposition. You help me vote someone of off this show and I help you out in eliminating someone from your show." Araquanid offered. Lurantis narrowed his eyes. "And why would I need your help." He asked, his cruelty being shown subtly in his body language. "Because, I've seen the confessionals and you know so many idiots reveal their secrets on those." Araquanid smirked as Lurantis' eyes widened. Unbeknownst to them Gothorita saw the whole interaction and heard everything, even who they would eliminate from the shows.
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Gothorita
Perfect. Though Araquanid is right, what's the point of keeping secrets when the whole world will know if you spill it here.
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Mimikyu's group had so far not heard a peep out of their guest. She only seemed to shrink back with fear. Espeon rolled his eyes but a blush appeared on his cheeks as a certain someone started whispering compliments in his ear.
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Jolteon
I am so getting laid on this show. Maybe some other girls hear will give me a piece of action while I seduce Mr. never kissed except one person forcefully kissed me Virgin hottie wait uhh, what was I saying. Oh yeah. I am so getting laid, and maybe other girls will let me swipe right.
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Espeon
Jolteon may not be the brightest bulb but he sure is the hottest. Well second hottest.
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Wimpod
Mimikyu is cute but so is Ninetales. But Mimikyu doesn't know I'm a stud.
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Mimikyu's group were now just lounging around while Wimpod approached the ghost type. "Hi" he said, shaking and sweating a lot, if he had legs he would fall. Mimikyu shrunk back and tried to make herself smaller than she was already. "Hi, umm do you wanna go get food?" Wimpod asked shyly. Mimikyu's eye twitched. "MACE!" the shy ghost shouted while making Wimpod. Jotleon and Fennekin laughed at the bugs pain, Espeon rolled his eyes but Ninetales looked concerned as she went to check on the bug while Mimikyu ran away into the shadows. Espeon sighed and ran after her, he did not want to deal with Deoxsys who acted like he was on menopause.
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The campers were all sleeping, the guests had been circulated bajillions of times and everyone had fallen asleep on the ground after the 9th hour. Deoxsys had finally woken up and was feeling fresh, he quickly changed his form into regular and split himself into Defense as well, the defense form went back to sleep.
He exited his room and turned on the loud speaker. "OI LAMEASS POKEMON, INCLUDING YOU GUESTS, MEET ME INFRONT OF THE MESS HALL NOW." The pokémon groaned at the sudden loud voice and decided to just sleep. "DON'T ANY OF YOU DARE SLEEP. I WILL KILL YOU." Deoxsys shouted.
The campers finally made their way to the Mess hall but found that it was replaced with a large mansion, feeling uneasy they all stared at each other, Wimpod was on the verge of fainting, only Mimikyu seemed somewhat normal. "So welcome my dear campers." Deoxsys said in slow monotonous voice. "The challenge today is to survive the haunted house and some singing." At this the campers looked confused.
"This is not a team challenge, basically our three guests will hunt you down along with some assassins we hired. The challenge is to sing for them, idf you impress them they, the assassins, will not kill you, instead they will leave you alone for then, the guests will have to kill you and kill each other, the last guest standing gets to eliminate one of the contestants after the normal voting. Also the assassins only give you one chance to sing, if you pass but they come back a second time, you run because of Dialga and Giratina, you will die but once you die you will be teleported outside, alive." Deoxsys explained the challenge.
"Wait, what about ghosts, they can't die." Swinub said while Deoxsys smiled, "They die as well." He simply said before all the competitors were teleported inside by Deoxsys Defense form, even the guests.
The pokémon all woke up in different rooms seperated. Wimpod was in a large square room, he was shivering with fear. He was alone and didn't know what to do. He wasn't scared of death, just the pain that would follow before, dying by disease or age was okay for him. He was shaking at the thought of who these murderes were. He jumped onto the only furniture there, a couch, and hid behind one the large pillows.
Wooper had woken up along with Mawile in a bathroom. Mawile was staring at the wall. The mudfish was talking non-stop about how he couldn't wait to evolve because then he would have real arms. She saw a plunger on the side of the toilet. She grabbed it and started shouting. "Wooper, help. This plunger its controlling me. HELP." Wooper ran towards her when the plunger grabbed his face. "I'm SORRY WOOPER, IT'S THE PLUNGER." She apologized as she started hitting him against the wall multiple times. She stopped when she noticed he had stopped moving and was bleeding. A few seconds later he was teleported away.
Swinub was glued to the ceiling of an empty white room when the door opened to reveal a Gallade. "Perfect, sing this song." He said. Swinub gulped as he saw the piece of paper Gallade had shown him. "OK." He said before taking in a deep breath.
(A/N: Songs are in italics with no speech marks.)
They can imitate you
But they can't duplicate you
'Cause you got something special
That makes me wanna taste you
I want it all day long
I'm addicted like it's wrong
I want it all day long
I'm addicted like it's wrong1
They can imitate you
But they can't duplicate you
'Cause you got something special
That makes me wanna taste you
I want it all day long
I'm addicted like it's wrong
I want it all day long
I'm addicted like it's,
Whatcha gon'
Whatcha gon' do with that dessert
Murder that, murder that
Dancefloor, dancefloor
Murder that
Murder that
Murder that
Are you saving that dessert for me?
'Cause if you are baby
You know you could work for me
The way you do it causing jealousy
But you don't ever gotta worry about the enemy
They try to do it like you
And they get mad cause they don't do it successfully
They try to copy your moves
But they don't never ever do it that tastefully
They can imitate you
But they can't duplicate you
'Cause you got something special
That makes me wanna taste you
I want it all day long
I'm addicted like it's wrong
I want it all day long
I'm addicted like it's wrong
They can imitate you
But they can't duplicate you
'Cause you got something special
That makes me wanna taste you
I want it all day long
I'm addicted like it's wrong
I want it all day long
I'm addicted like it's,
Whatcha gon'
Whatcha gon' do with that dessert
Murder that, murder that
Dancefloor dancefloor
Whatcha gon'
Whatcha gon' do with that dessert
Murder that
Murder that
Murder that
Swinub was about to continue when Gallade signillaed him to stop. "That song is horrible, your pitch was off and you were horrible, so I Dray will kill you." He said. Swinub whimpered when suddenly a knife cut his head, it would have fallen to onto the ground, but he was glued quite well, so blood slowly dripped down.
Deoxsys was outside standing with Mewtwo and Wooper, the mudfish was watching the challenge on a large screen. He was quite freaked when he saw the two legendaries laugh at his good friends death. "You should leave the bodies inside to freak out the competitors out." Mewtwo pointed out. "Yeah." Deoxsys said in his regular form while stuffing his face with popcorn. "Hey little guy, want some." He offered Wooper.
Gothorita was stalking Brionne, a spoon in her hand. She had stolen it from the dining room. Brionne stopped to examine her surrounding, she was in a corridor with multiple doors. Gothorita jumped her, pinning the yellow bitch to the ground she started hitting her with the spoon.
Stufisk was straing at Medicham. "Give me a compliment and I won't kill you mr." she told the fighter. "Stunfisk, first of all I am a man and second I have given you so many compliments that I have run out of words." Medicham said.
"Men are bastards." Stunfisk shouted before electrocuting Medicham to death. Medicham couldn't even scream as the pain was too much and so died a horrible death.
Lurantis was trying to kill Mimikyu. "Lurantis stop." Mimikyu shouted but ducked as a sharp, very sharp, sharper than a knife, leaf embedded itself into the wall. She was at the entrance and was still cowering as Luranis ran at her, causing him to trip and hit the stone pillar. As she looked up she saw Lurantis, eyes closed but breathing. She sighed before slinking into the shadows.
Shaymin and Groudon had joined Wooper, Mewtwo and Deoxsys. "Did that 'villain' seriously just loose to that bitch." Groundon laughed. Shaymin shook her head, "She drove a tractor and almost wrecked Victrebels mansion on my show. Don't underestimate her." Shaymin told the men.
Araquaunid was running away from the psycho Stunfisk. Sure she may not be a threat but he could die and he wasn't willing to make that risk. He ran forward and saw a room. He opened it ran in and as soon as he entered the door got locked. He sighed before turning around to see blood on the floor on the otherwise spotless room. He shivered slightly.
Jolteon was waiting in his room when the door opened to reveal a Bisharp. "Yo, Indra, you were the assassin they chose." Jolteon yelled. Indra nodded and hugged his old friend. "Yeah the money is good and I thought I could get some while I was here. Sorry if I have to kill you man." Indra said before showing Jolteon a slip of paper. Jolteon paled at the song. It was a girls song about how the ex was horrible, and it was wtitten by one of his exes, Tailor Swift, the Primarina. "Here goes nothing." Jolteon said under his breath while Indra gave him an evil smirk.
Once upon time
A few mistakes ago
I was in your sights
You got me alone
You found me
You found me
You found me
I guess you didn't care
And I guess I liked that
And when I fell hard
You took a step back
Without me, without me, without me
And he's long gone
When he's next to me
And I realize the blame is on me
'Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
So you put me down oh
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
No apologies
He'll never see you cry
Pretend he doesn't know
That he's the reason why
You're drowning, you're drowning, you're drowning
And I heard you moved on
From whispers on the street
A new notch in your belt
Is all I'll ever be
And now I see, now I see, now I see
He was long gone
When he met me
And I realize the joke is on me
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
So you put me down oh
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
When your saddest fear comes creeping in
That you never loved me or her or anyone or anything
Yeah1
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
So you put me down oh
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
Trouble, trouble, trouble
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
Trouble, trouble, trouble
Indra was humming along with the tune. Jolteon stopped. "Ok man you are still great. I couldn't kill you if I wanted to with the voice you have. Oh by the way me and Tailor are engaged now, is that ok with you David?" Indra asked his best friend, calling him by his childhood name. "Yeah man. Hey want to catch up. Anyways its fine as long as I'm the best man." Jolteon said and Indra gave him a thumbs up. The two walked away, planning the bachelor party.
"Wait that Jolteon dated Tailor Swift and Survived and He's he's best friends with an assassin and Has a great bod. Damn respect." Meloetta said, she had joined them after Mewtwo had called and was currently sitting on the legends lap. Wooper was on top of Groundons head. "He's an idiot though." Deoxsys told the singer. Wooper was eating popcorn, which he was sharing with the gigantic beast upon which he sat and couldn't help but think that these legends were cool, hell his hosts were quite cool as well, they were only mean during challenges. That fake party was awesome; they could have just force fed them and stuff like other hosts did.
Ninetales was in her room waiting for the next murdered to enter, the last was lying down crippled. He hadn' even asked her to sing. The door opened to reveal a Bidoof. He was carrying two swords. He stared at the crippled and bleeding body of a bibarieal and shuddered. "Umm sing this song." He said showing her a piece of paper. "Oh I love this song." Ninetales remarked before closing her eyes.
Hey, I was doing just fine before I met you
I drink too muchand that's an issuebut I'm okay
Hey, you tell your friends it was nice to meet them
But I hope I never see them again2
I know it breaks your heart
Moved to the cityin a broke down car
And four years, no calls
Now you're looking pretty in a hotel bar
And I can't stop
No, I can't stop1
So baby pull me closer in the backseat of your Rover
That I know you can't afford
Bite that tattooon your shoulder
Pull the sheets right off the corner
Of the mattress that you stole
From your roommate back in Boulder
We ain't ever getting olde
We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
Ninetales did a couple of dance moves, moving her hips and swaying her tails.
You look as good as the day I met you
I forget just why I left you, I was insane
Stay and play that Blink-182 song
That we beat to death in Tucson, okay1
I know it breaks your heart
Moved to the city in a broke down car
And four years, no call
Now I'm looking pretty in a hotel bar
And I can't stop
No, I can't stop
So baby pull me closer in the backseat of your Rover
That I know you can't afford
Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
Pull the sheets right off the corner
Of the mattress that you stole
From your roommate back in Boulder
We ain't ever getting older3
We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
She threw her head and pulled a pillow close to her.
So baby pull me closer in the backseat of your Rover
That I know you can't afford
Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
Pull the sheets right off the corner
Of the mattress that you stole
From your roommate back in Boulder
We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older (we ain't ever getting older)
We ain't ever getting older (we ain't ever getting older)
We ain't ever getting older (we ain't ever getting older)
We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
No we ain't ever getting older
She finished by shooting ice spears into the air, they shattered on impact and glittering dust fell on top of everything.
"Ok, not going to lie, that was awesome, the dance, you, everything, and you your voice." The bidoof said in a derpy voice. "Sadly I still have to kill you because you killed my brother who evolved and yet you still managed to destroy him." He finished before running towards Ninetales both swords raided in the air. The alolan form jumped out of the way and grabbed the swords from the small pest with her tails and flung them out of the way. She then grabbed his neck and snapped it in too.
Back with the legendaries, they were staring at the screen with awe. "She killed two highly trained assassins, that were bidoofs and one evolved. Also they ranked highest in their academy." Kyogre said with amazement. She had arrived when Groudon had called to tell her that she was unpopular. Everyone nodded and Wooper almost peed, thank god he didn't he was sitting on top of Groudon so. Said legendary looked at the time.
"Holy Fuck Arceus will kill us. Meloetta, Mewtwo, Bitch. We are late to the meeting. Deoxsys and Shaymin come when your episode is finished, its important." Groudon told everyone as Mewtwo immediately got up, causing Meloetta to fall onto the ground. He started to use all his psychic energy to form a portal before remembering that Arceus had shut down the system. He sighed before teleporting them away.
Espeon was with Mimikyu. He was in the kitchen and was cooking the two a meal. "Thanks for stashing me here." Mimikyu said. Espeon shrugged as he finished the fillet mignon. He made a red wine sauce to go along with it. (don't ask where he got the ingredients.) "Dinner is served." He said as Mimikyu took a small bite. "OMYGOSHTHISISAMAZING." Mimikyu shouted. Espeon smiled.
"Ok Mimikyu, I have a proposal. I help you win against your competitors and you eliminate Medicham for me please." Espeon offered. Mimikyu was too busy eating and nodded.
Deoxsys and Shaymin were watching, Wooper was now sleeping as he had gotten close to zero sleep.
As Espeon and Mimikyu finished Indra came inside the kitchen. "Ok the Espeon here is supposed to sing this song." He said showing Espeon the piece of paper. Espeons eyes bulged. "I don't know this song that well." He lied.
"Don't worry its Karoke style, that's how everyone did it, here are the lyrics." He said handing over the lyrics. He stared shamelessly at Espeon's ass, causing the gay fox to blush.
Taking breath, Espeon waited for the music to start playing.
Can't keep my hands to myself
No matter how hard I'm trying to
I want you all to myself
You're metaphorical gin and juice
So come on, give me a taste
Of what it's like to be next to you
Won't let one drop go to waste
You're metaphorical gin and juice
All of the downs and the uppers
Keep making love to each other
And I'm trying, trying, I'm trying, trying
All of the downs and the uppers
Keep making love to each other
And I'm trying, trying, I'm trying, but I
Can't keep my hands to myself
My hands to myself
Can't keep my hands to myself
My hands to myself
My doctor say you're no good
But people say what they wanna say
And you should know if I could
I'd breathe you in every single day
'Cause all of the downs and the uppers
Keep making love to each other
And I'm trying, trying, I'm trying, trying
All of the downs and the uppers
Keep making love to each other
And I'm trying, trying, I'm trying, but I
Can't keep my hands to myself
My hands to myself
Can't keep my hands to myself
My hands to myself
Can't keep my hands to myself
I want it all, no, nothing else
Can't keep my hands to myself
Give me your all and nothing else
Oh, I, I want it all
I want it all, I want it all
Can't keep my hands to myself
I mean I could, but why would I want to?
My hands to myself
Can't keep my hands to myself
My hands to myself
Can't keep my hands to myself
I want it all, no, nothing else
Can't keep my hands to myself
Give me your all and nothing else
Can't keep my hands to myself
"Ok, that was good, but not amazing, probably a 7 out of 10 but I can make it an 8 if you give me a piece of that ass. I like it rough. I won't kill you then." Indra said while smirking. Mimikyu gasped at what he said and shrunk back but Espeon was shaking uncontrollably. He the screamed. 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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(In a cave)
A Zorouark and Salamence sat down when they heard the scream. "Venus." The Zorouark said. "That's his I'm going to kill you scream Shade." The Salamence said in a gruff voice. "Probably a rapist or pervert Rock." Shade said. "So want to go get him." Rock asked while Shade nodded.
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Espeon was standing infront of Indra's mutilated body, a special part of Indra was stuffed up his ass and his head was in his stomach, which was ripped open and and the head was semi-digested. Mimikyu was shivering.
Ninetales was surrounded by Lurantis, Mawile and Araquanid along with one of the assasins, a Haxorous. She quickly fired an ice beam at the Dragon who couldn't dodge and was frozen. She dodged the razor leaf which embedded itself into Fennekins leg, "FUCKING HELL MY LEG, I CANT FEEL IT NO MORE. FUCKING HURTS THOUGH EVERYWHERE ELSE YOU BITCHES." The fox shouted as Ninetales grabbed Araqunid by one of his legs and ripped it off, she then proceeded to stab him with said leg as he bled to death. "AHH" Were the bugs last words. Lurantis saw his opening and ran towards the alolan Ninetales, a leaf blade fired up, but before he could land the blow, she hit him with an ice beam, killing him as he froze but not before he hit her on the side, leaving a deep cut. As he fell on the ground and shattered, a piece of ice embedded itself into Ninetale's hip. She sighed before pulling it out, it and the cut were bleeding profusely.
Mawile was standing infront of the Gallade from before and was singing Barbie girl.
Hiya Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you want to go for a ride?
Sure Ken
Jump in
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamor in pink
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky
You can touch
you can play
if you say "I'm always yours"
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch
you can play
If you say "I'm always yours"
You can touch
you can play,
If you say "I'm always yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we are just getting started
"You suck." Was all Gallade said as he cut off Mawiles head.
"Ok this challenge is really long so I'm going to teleport you all, dead or alive to the main hall, last one standing wins. Oh and Mimikyu and Stunfisk count, last one of them to die wins." Deoxsys said as everyone was teleported into the main hall.
The only assassins were the Gallade, Fearow and Dodrio. Espeon upon seeing the birds started screaming and shaking. Luxray went for the attack first as he lunged towards Dodrio, his fangs sparking with electricity, he stopped mid air as evey dead body in the mansion was teleported. Wimpd upon seeing his friends fainted. Kirlia and Sylveon lunged for each other with smirks.
Sylveon wrapped her ribbon around Kirlia's leg and pulled her forwards before slamming her into the wall. The psychis fairy used psychis to throw a knife but Sylveon dodged and it hit Brionne who was finally put out of her misery. Her body was bruised with spoon marks as Gothorita finally stopped hitting her and focused on the challenge, she grabbed the knife that was embedded in Brionne's head and ran towards Misdrevous, the ghost had gotten no screen time and was chocking Frosslass who also got no screen time. Gothorita stabbed the ghost as Frosslass stopped struggling and breathing. Both of the ghost types died. She was about to turn around when Fearown stabbed her with her beak.
Dodrio was running after Espeon, he was about to end Espeon life when one of his throats was ripped off and he felt himself get electrocuted, killing him instantly. Espeon got up to thank Luxray but Jolteon was about to stab him and so the psychis type used his powers to shatter the two's skull with a psychis attack. He turned around to see the fight going on.
Ninetales was firing moonblast after moonblast at the Gallade who was dodging them like a pro, due to her injury she was at a disadvantage. She was about to give up as Gallade brought his hand down, but before he hit her she hit him square on the chest with ice beam. The assassin still hit her, shattering her neck and killing her but felt his heart freeze as he collapsed. Fearow was now trying to kill Stunfisk but the gossip queen used an electric type attack and fried the bird. Kirlia and Sylveon who were still locked in battle saw this and ran at Stunfisk but before the could do anything, a tractor ran over the three girls and killed them. Mimikyu was driving the tractor.
Deoxsys and Wooper were still watching with Shaymin and saw that only the Celebi's remained. They teleported the dead pokémon and 3 alive ones outside. Immediately all the dead ones were alive and well with all of their body parts. "Assassin thank you for your help, Shaymin thanks for lending these 3 and Jirachi's you lost." Deoxsys fininished with a flourish as the Jirachi's groaned. "Place your votes now, the elimination ceremony is in a few minutes." He said before leaving. Shaymin saw her three campers. "Mimikyu, damn were do you get these tractors from." She said before leaving.
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Gothorita
Brionne, bitch needs to go. But since she isn't on my team I vote Wooper, Mawile told me he was the first one out.
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Wooper
Umm I guess Kirlia Fennekin.
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Kirlia
Sorry Wooper
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Luxray
Sorry little guy, but I got to say you Wooper.
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Mawile
Finally that nuance leaves today.
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"Ok you guys had a rough day today so I will make this quick. Wooper, you are out." Deoxsys said, a bit sad to see the little fish go. "That's fine I don't mind I made friends and everything but I have to say something, a fairy on our team is not who she says she is. She has quite the large ego I think." Wooper said.
"Ok Wooper, just so you know you're leaving with me." Deoxsys said before turning to Mimikyu, "Choose who is leaving." Mimikyu had talked to Espeon and everything and knew who to eliminate. "Medicham." Said pokémon gasped before slowly walking to the boat only to get tied with the other 2 guests and assasins.
Deoxsys and Shaymin laughed as the tied up pokémon were launched into the air and separated the guests were teleported away along with Mimikyu. Wooper was now alone having said good bye to Swinub and Wimpod. He grabbed onto Deoxsys who was holding Shaymin and they all teleported away.
A/N: Ok yes ending sucked but damn this is the firsy chapter I wrote ever which is above 4500 words, don't judge. But so how was it, I tried expanding and failed a bit at some characters but hey you saw Jolteon be a star and Wooper is not that stupid and Mawile was highlighted. (I hope all this is true). Yes I collaborated with maycontestdrew. Go check her story out, it rocks, no joke. One of my personal favourite TPIs. And yes there are different dimensions and humans exist but that will be explained later. OOH where are the legendaries going, will DA33 appear along with LiveLaughLoveTourmaline. Why was Fuzzboy out next time on TPDI: Reboot. Also I made a poll check it out. If you want yourself to appear, pm me. It won't be a major role though. Her real name is Elsa, she chose to start over with a fresh start and left her name. She will take it back later.
Funfact: Medicham is a street boxer, but meditates to keep all her energy inside, this helps a lot for her ADHD. She was a really boring charcter to be honest for a begininning story, but don't worry you will see more of her,
Funfact: Wooper is loved by every legendary except Mew and her gang and the Phionnes. (yes there are 7, poor Mananphy is dead though). He met them all once when his name was Larry. He chose to ditch it when he noticed his life was lame and he wanted to make new friends and so will take his name back when he accomplishes that. He has made 2 new friends though. He is staying at the hall currently. Giggle the Bannette is also there, as his servant.
Love From: Venus Violet Smith.
