Bill Skarsgard: "Is it not true, defendant, that this deranged court jester clobbered you with his 2020 black jaguar, bouncing you off his windshield like a simple bug?"

She started visibly sweating and pulled out a long rainbow handkerchief which had no end and dabbed at her forehead.

Sal Suey: "No, that is not true."

Bill: "Bob gray as well to the stands!"

A very small, yet built man shuffled his way into the stands along with sal suey.

Bill: "Is it not true that you witnessed a crime against humanity, and saw this woman targeted for a hit and run?"

Bob slurped some chowder close to the microphone to everyone's dismay.

Bob: "That's right."

Bill stood dramatically and asked, "Can you point out this man to the court?"

Bob pointed a long gnarly finger at pennywise.

Pennywise stood up in his chair, both hands clutching his clown shirt in clear distress.

Pennywise: "This bitch always had it in for me I tell ya judge!"

The judge Bozo let a distressed fart out, up in his giant inflatable chair, taller than all the other chairs in the courtroom as to show his superiority, which was well earned. He then grabbed his mile long slap stick to once again discipline pennywise, but Pmeister ducked under it lithely, and also somehow slipped his cuffs!

"No please! Don't hurt him!" Sal Suey begged on her hands and knees. "He loves me!"

The watchers of the clown court erupted in a sea of screams and cries. There was a pennywise-shaped hole in the wall, and the clown cops furiously jumped through it and gave chase.

Sal suey had begun to sob. True, she had lost this case. But had she also lost true love?