Disclaimer: Me no own Naruto.

Author's Notes: I'm sure I'm not the only one who has wrote about this/thought about this. But, the story is originial (I hope...)

Drabble #5
Sasuke's Special Gift

Of all the topics in the world, this one just had to come up. I mean, sure, this was Sexual Education class, but did this subject have to come up?

And, like in all conversations about sex, Sakura's face was as red as the outfit she wore.

No, they weren't talking about the male genitalia, or the female genitalia. They weren't talking about intercourse or any other term associated with that act.

They were talking about Sasuke's Sharingan.

And, why were they talking about Sasuke's Sharingan? Because Kakashi said that men are better in bed when they can read their partners body reactions, and Naruto chose that time to put in his two-cents.

"You mean the way Sasuke can read what moves people can do during battles?"

"I'm sorry, Naruto? Sasuke can read people?" Kakashi's visible eyebrow rose at his question.

"Yeah, with his Sharingan."

The question was innocent enough, so was the explanation. But the expression in Kakashi's eye was enough to spark an entire conversation.

"Why didn't I think of that?" Kakashi mumbled under his breath.

"Wow, Sasuke! That must mean you'd be amazing! Maybe that's why you have so many fangirls! What do you think, Sasuke?" Naruto's barrage of questions made a deep blush crawl over Sasuke's face, as well as Sakura's.

"Shut it, dobe!" Sasuke hissed out, but it didn't stop Naruto.

"If you can read how girls get so excited over you, then you must know what will turn Sakura on! I'll bet Lee will be excited to hear that. I mean, he's been trying for a while –"

Sadly, that question didn't get finished before a very red-faced Sakura hit him over the head. "Shut up, Naruto!"

Kakashi continued to mumble to himself and scout through his recent volume of Icha Icha. "This would have went better if he had a Sharingan…"

"Sakura, why'd you hit me? I was trying to help!"

"You're an idiot!" Sasuke's voice was a little higher than it normally was as he spoke, having a great deal to do with the embarrassment coursing through his body.

"Why is your face all red, teme?" The expression Naruto let flicker in his eyes showed that Naruto was smarter than people thought. And, only Naruto would have been able to come up with that.

"Shut up, Naruto!" Sasuke stood up, ready to beat Naruto into nothing more than mush on the ground. But, he was stopped short by Kakashi's voice.

"I wouldn't hit him, Sasuke. I'd take his advice. He's a pretty smart kid when he wants to be."

With that, Kakashi walked away, signifying the end of Sex-Ed.

The three ninja's just exchanged glances as Naruto's smile widened.

"If you get the Mengekyo, then you could even make the girl think you have something down there, right Sasuke?"

All Sakura could think as she watched Sasuke chase him down was that Naruto was a brave young shinobi. And, of course, she wondered if Sasuke really could use his 'special gift' like that.


Ah, yes. Next to "The Cookie", this is one of my fave's too.

And, three in one day. Aren't you all lucky? lol. See ya later!