Hello everyone! I know I delayed Chapter 3 a bit, so I decided to post Chapter 4 at the same time. Then everyone's happy!
NOTE: I am NOT a hacker in real life. So don't come asking me to hack stuff for you.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T GO IN!?!?"
Pokegal was furious. She went to Amity Square to walk her Mawile and play with her in a peaceful setting. However, to get into the park you have to first go through an attendant. And in Pokegal's case, a very ignorant attendant.
"Well I'm sorry, but Mawile isn't on the list."
"Who gives a Rattata's ass what's on the list!? AARGH!!"
Usually Pokegal is a very happy-go-lucky cheerful gal. Usually.
However, she loved Mawile more than anything. Once, she wore a Mawile suit to PokeCon. She has posters of Mawile plastered on her bedroom walls. She uses Mawile in her avatars and signatures of every site she joins. If it was possible, she would turn into a Mawile herself.
So when her favorite Pokemon in the world is declared 'not cute enough for Amity Square', then she becomes very unpleasant.
And most of the time, hilarity ensues.
Fish-E was in the Pokemon Center, healing his Tangrowth. He was also hiding from the narrator, who might try to put him in an awkward pairing with someone he didn't even know.
"That's how it ends up most of the time," he said while drinking some Berry Juice.
Kairo was strolling along Hearthome City with his Piplup. He saw Pokegal in the distance. He called out to her, "Hey Pokegal! What's up?"
That was the wrong move to make, Kairo.
She yelled, "Oh, it's going just FINE over here, Kairo!" This caused him to wonder why Pokegal was in a bad mood. He walked up to her and asked, "Hey, what's the problem?"
Pokegal: "Oh, it's just that the blockhead attendants at Amity Square think that Mawile isn't cute enough to get in!!"
Kairo: "Well, it isn't really the image of cute. I mean, it has a big mouth for hair, its eyes are a bit-- "
Pokegal promptly delivered a solid kick to Kairo's Australia. Y'know, cause it's the land down under.
Macle was in the brand-new Smash Zone, having a gay old time. And no, I am not saying that he's with someone's homo grandpa. I meant that he was enjoying himself. No, not like that! Rather, he was having a blast. Erm... Macle was enjoying a new experience.
Ugh. Never mind, if you want to be a pervert then go on ahead.
He was wading through the grass in hot pursuit of a Politoed. He finally saw it stop to take a break, and took advantage of the moment. He laid some bait nearby and then hid behind a tree. He threw a rock at the Pokemon to get its attention. Bonk! "Poli... toed?" While it was eating the bait, Macle threw a Safari Ball at it.
Shake... Shake... Shake... POOF!!
Announcer: "Argh! Almost had it!"
Macle: "CRAP!!"
Announcer: "Wild Politoed fled!"
Macle: "DOUBLE CRAP!!"
Darkrai Darkness found Kairo and Pokegal in a hot debate. He tried to settle the dispute.
Dark: "Look guys, maybe someone could add Mawile to the allowed list."
Pokegal: "Well good luck, the attendants there have heads thicker than a Rampardos."
Dark: "No, I mean that a friend could change the rule. Someone with power."
Kairo: "Oh! You mean, like a hacker?"
Dark: "Or a certain someone whose name starts with the letter B..."
Barry was walking by with his Heracross. Pokegal ran up to him, and promptly kicked him in his Australia. While he was stunned, she grabbed him by the collar and stared at him menacingly.
Pokegal: "Alright Barry! Let Mawile in Amity Square RIGHT NOW!!"
Barry: "Ugh... hey, you're kinda cute when you're mad..."
Pokegal threw Barry aside like yesterday's old laundry. Then Darkrai Darkness said, "I was referring to Blue... hehe."
Barry ran away from Pokegal, screaming like a little girl, "She's gone crazy!"
Meanwhile...
Champion Cynthia was looking at the various buttons on the Control Panel's dashboard. A few were labeled, but most of them simply had pictures of Pokemon on them. She decided to push the Steelix button to see what would happen.
In a faraway cave, the lead Steelix woke up. He signaled for his comrades to follow him. Together, the herd left the cave to explore the local land.
This event was known as Iron Island's first Steelix outbreak.
Well, did you like it? Yeah, it was a bit short... and Pokegal-centered. But don't worry, there are going to be central chapters for ALL of the main characters eventually.
You know my motto: review, review, review! And when you can't review any more... then review one more time!
*glomp*
