A/N: This came to be while watching "The Most Extreme" on Animal Planet. I believe that spiders are evil (because I'm not damn afraid of them) and the the thought occured to me...what if Sasuke was afraid of something little, like spiders. Oh...the hilarity ensues!
One-Shot #26
Bonding Over Fear
Sasuke wasn't sure why Naruto was in his home, or why he was eating his food, or why he was sitting on his couch. But, as he watched the black creature crawl across his floor, he felt a jolt of glee to have someone other than him in that house.
The eight-legged horror began creeping closer and closer to Sasuke's foot, until he jumped on the table. And screamed. Like a girl.
"NARUTO!" Sasuke's girly scream echoed through the house, making Naruto jump and the food he was holding fly everywhere.
Naruto practically ran to the kitchen, only to see Sasuke standing on the table, shaking, and pointing toward the floor. "What's wrong, teme?" Naruto asked, following Sasuke's outstretched finger to what it was pointing at.
A huge, black, scary spider.
It took Naruto a moment to react, but once he did, Sasuke wished he hadn't.
Naruto screamed and jumped on the table with Sasuke. Sasuke left out an 'humph' when a blonde-haired body collided with him, Naruto's arms wrapped around the raven-haired teenager.
"Naruto, you were supposed to kill it!" Sasuke said through gritted teeth, his hands trying to pry the younger boy off.
"I don't like spiders, Sasuke. I always call Iruka-sensei to kill mine!"
"Of course you do." The Uchiha gritted out. "Now what are we supposed to do?"
"Well, you're the Almighty Uchiha. Kill it!"
"If I could have killed it, then why would I call you?"
"Come one, bastard. Kill it!"
"No, you kill it!"
"No, you, bastard!"
"No, you, dobe!"
Naruto just glared at Sasuke, crossed his arms, sat down on the table, and pouted. Sasuke just smirked at winning the argument before glancing over the edge of the table (just to see if the pest was still there) and sat down beside the annoying blonde.
"Now what do we do?" Naruto asked, still obviously pouting.
"I don't know. I can't reach the phone to call anyone."
"Well, you have your weapons pouch on you, right?" Sasuke eyed Naruto, very curiously wondering what he had in mind.
"…yeah…so…"
"So…throw a kunai at it, duh!"
Sasuke just blinked. Naruto was a…genius?
Not saying anything, Sasuke pulled a kunai out and aimed carefully at the huge black spider on the floor below. Throwing the first one, he thought for sure he'd hit it…but he was wrong. The spider jumped out of the way.
"How could you miss?" Naruto asked with a mocking tone in his voice.
"I don't know. Maybe it's a ninja spider?" Sasuke meant it to be sarcastic, but it was lost on Naruto, who just thought Sasuke was serious.
"A…a...ninja…spider?" Naruto choked out between laughs.
"Shut up, idiot! Let me try again." Sasuke threw the second one, this time actually hitting the pest.
Naruto, so excited about the spider being killed, jumped on Sasuke's back to congratulate him. This, of course, caught Sasuke off guard and knocked him on the floor. Again that day, a 'humph' was heard from Sasuke as Naruto landed on top of him.
"Dobe, get off of me!"
Naruto sat up, straddling Sasuke's stomach. "You did it, Sasuke!"
"Of course I did it, you idiot. Get off of me!"
"Gosh, Sasuke, I'm so happy, I could freaking kiss you!" Sasuke's eyes widened at that. Naruto, realizing what words actually came out of his mouth, tried to cover it up. "Did I say kiss you? I meant jump you. I mean, jump on you. I mean, wait, no…"
Sasuke tried not to laugh, but when the blonde sitting on top of you has a blush-covered face and is mumbling like an idiot, it's really difficult to keep in. Sasuke's lips went from smirking to an open-mouth smile, making Naruto stop his continued rant.
"Dobe."
"…what…S-Sasuke…" Naruto stuttered out.
Sasuke sat up slightly, propping himself with one elbow. "Kiss me."
Wide-eyed, Naruto swallowed hard before leaning down to meet Sasuke's lips. But before they could touch, Naruto breathed out, "I thought you wanted me to get off of you?"
"Heh, changed my mind." Sasuke brought the arm that wasn't propping him up and wrapped it around Naruto's neck, forcing their lips to meet.
Naruto's arms found their way around Sasuke's back and pulled him up more, which forced the blonde to slide down Sasuke's body until he was sitting on the floor. They sat there, Naruto's legs over Sasuke's, their bodies facing, arms wrapped around each other. The kiss began to heat up as Sasuke's hand found its way under Naruto's shirt, feeling the smooth, warm skin underneath. The blonde moaned at the foreign touch, sending a chill down Sasuke's spine. After a few more breathless moments, their lips, tongues, and hands never leaving each other, they finally pulled apart.
"Thought you didn't like me, teme?" Naruto breathed out, a smirk on his face.
"You're impossible, Naruto…" Sasuke sighed, placing his forehead against the younger teens.
Naruto just smirked, figuring that was his answer, for now. "So, um, we bonded over our fear of spiders, huh?"
"Bonding over fear…is that common?"
"In movies, where the guy always gets the hot girl everyone is trying to kill."
Sasuke pulled back a little and raised an eyebrow at Naruto's comment.
"You're impossible."
Naruto leaned his head to the side with a wider smirk. "And you scream like a girl."
Surprisingly enough, the spider wasn't the only thing getting a kunai threw at it that night.
Ah...no rhyming. And, hot Sasuke/Naruto make out session...always a plus. And, by the way, they're making out right beside the dead corpse of the spider, with a kunai threw it's abdomen. Let that be a lesson to spiders everywhere! I will murder you with a kunai and then have Sasuke and Naruto make-out beside your dead body. Mwuhahahaha!!!!
Yes, I am on a sugar high...how could you tell?
