(Cut to the stadium. Buford's canoe is still doing tons of damage to the flunkies.)
Buford: That canoe's not gonna last much longer!
Isabella: Watch out!
(Shoe Monkey appears in front of them with his thermal cannon. He blasts the canoe and the golf cart tips over. Buford, Baljeet, and the Fireside girls are now facing the business end of the thermal cannon.)
Candace: Hey you! How 'bout a free T-shirt?
(Whip pan to Candace, Isabella and the boys and the former prisoners are on the gangplank holding up the T-shirt cannon, which she fires at Shoe Monkey.)
Shoe Monkey: Free stuff? Just like my birthday! (squeals and then explode)
Baljeet, the fireside girls, and Buford: Yeah! Ew!
Super Super Big Doctor: they escaped? Get them already!
Phineas: You know, I used to think the universe was against us, but now I realize… (cocks cannon) It's us against the universe!
isabella: well said
Candace: Duck!
(Fires cannon.)
Hermellivue: Free T-shirt?
Male 1: for freedom! (they all went into battle against the aliens)
Candace: (battle cries) Free shirt! Free shirt!
Henchmen: Wow! Yay! (explode)
(Isabella and Ferb retrieve the other.)
(Phineas and Candace are back to back as they shoot T-Shirt cannon to the alien soldiers as the camera did a 360 spin as the goo spread all around)
Stapler-Fist: Now where's—(groans, before he grows back to his original size and voice) Nice! Now, where's—
(Candace shoots five T-shirts at Stapler-Fist.)
Stapler-Fist: OMG— (explode)
Candace: And you get a shirt! And you get a shirt! And you get a shirt!
Phineas: And you get a shirt! And you get a shirt!
Candace/Phineas: And you get a shirt! (shouts) (Isabella and Ferb keep shooting their T-shirt cannon until they are out of T-Shirt)
Isabella: aw man we're out of T-Shirts (Then see Super Super Big Doctor up ahead) Guys, behind you!
(Candace tries to shoot at Super Super Big Doctor, only to see she's out of ammo.)
Candace: Oh, no! I'm all out of T-shirts.
Phineas: me too
(Mama is now way past the height of the sign.)
Super Super Big Doctor: Yes! Mama is finally big enough!
(Mama begins producing mind-controlling spores, which sprout out of her.)
Phineas: Gas masks, quick!
(The gang all pull gas masks out of the hammerspace and put them on. Unfortunately, the spores hit all the crowd in the stadium and begin falling under her control. It even hits the people outside of the stadium.)
(Pan over to Jeremy's truck. Stacy is observing Jeremy's spears.)
Stacy: What the?
(Jeremy gets out two gas masks.)
Jeremy: Here, Stacy. Put this on.
(Stacy puts on the mask. Zoom out to reveal a knight costume, complete with battle armor.)
Stacy: Why do you have…? Jeremy, is this cosplay? Wait, are you live action role-playing? Are you LARPing?
Jeremy: Stacy, we really have to get outta here!
Stacy: You're going out LARPing, aren't you? This is LARPing stuff.
Jeremy: Stacy, we should probably get going.
Stacy: Have you been dressing up as knights and elves and enacting epic battles with foam rubber swords?
Jeremy: (sighs) Please don't tell Candace.
Stacy: Well, let's get outta here, Lancelot!
Jeremy: (groans)
(Cut back to inside the stadium.)
Super Super Big Doctor: (chuckles) It's working! Okay now, sit down.
(The crowd sits in their seats.)
Super Super Big Doctor: Stand up.
(The crowd stands back up.)
Super Super Big Doctor: GET THOSE KIDS!
Crowd: (droning) Get those kids. Get those kids. Get those kids. Get those kids.
Phineas: Run!
Crowd: Get those kids.
(Phineas and the gang run away from the crowd.)
Baljeet: No! My personal space! My personal space! (yelps)
(Phineas and Ferb climb on top of one of the destroyed mechas.)
Phineas: Candace? Guys?
Super Super Big Doctor: Yoo-hoo! Over here.
(The crowd separates to reveal that Candace and Isabella are being held hostage by Super Super Big Doctor.) You and I need to have a little talk. I'm so disappointed in you, boys, especially you Phineas. We coulda been something. We would have taken the universe by storm after what it did to us, what it did to you. Are you seriously going to save these people who turn their back on you? Who made you feel unnecessary? Here I thought we had an understanding
Phineas: an understanding? I fail to see how using an giant planet monster to control these people's minds will ever make us ever understand this
Super Super Big Doctor: like I said before, people like them alway be cruel to intelligent beings like us, how they felt inferior to us, and despite everything you have done for them, they can never appreciate what you have done. Hence why you have to make those beneath us what real appreciate
Phineas: but what if you're wrong (SSBD look confused) this is not the way to get people to appreciate you or understand you, if anything you just help prove their point. And that will make you lose sight of what is really important and that is the true appreciation of those closest to you. A good friend once told us that as long as you got those people by your side then you can never truly feel hated and someday everyone will understand who you are and who you are meant to be. (that statement make the girls and Ferb smile at that)
Super Super Big Doctor: wow kid you sure got me thinking alot about this and it let me just say I don't give a space crud on that
Phineas (shocked) what?
Super Super Big Doctor: like that sentimental junk is going to work through me well tough luck (Unbeknownst to her, Mama is sneaking up behind her.) no one out there can ever understand the supreme intellect that's going to topple the lesser being and there's noting that could distinguish…that (she turn around and see Mama looming over her)
Mama: (growls)
Super Super Big Doctor: oh… (Mama eats Super Super Big Doctor alive and chews her up, and swallows her.)
Mama: (roars and spews out more spores)
(Phineas and the gang scream and run away from Mama.)
Candace: Whoa!
Isabella: Well, that was something.
Buford: Run! Run, run! It's gaining on us!
(All of a sudden, Vlorkel appears and claws Mama. It flies over to the others.)
Buford: Yeah! (Camera pan up to reveal that Vanessa was riding Vlorkel while Doof and Perry are behind her)
Phineas: Vanessa!
Vanessa: Quick, get on!
Candace: You tamed a space dragon?
Vanessa: Her name's Vlorkel.
Buford: Vlorkel, Vlorkel, Vlorkel, Vlorkel, Vlorkel.
Vanessa: Well, that's disturbing.
Doofenshmirtz: I know, right?
Vanessa: Hold on!
(Vlorkel flies out of the stadium with Mama in hot pursuit.)
Phineas: Wait, how did you get back to Earth?
Vanessa: The good old Chicken-Replace-inator. Whoa!
Phineas: Chicken-Replace-inator?
Isabella: You shoot something, it switches places with the nearest chicken.
Doofenshmirtz: Vanessa remembered it had a setting for the furthest chicken. So we switched places with the furthest chicken, which was here on Earth.
(Mama begins tearing down telephone poles.)
Candace: I think we lost him!
Mama: (roars)
Vanessa: Thinking again!
(Vanessa takes the reins and Vlorkel flies away from Mama.)
Candace: Whoa, Mama!
Vlorkel: (screeches)
(Vlorkel becomes trapped in the WJOP radio antennae. She flies up to the top.)
Vanessa: Hold on!
(Pan down to Perry, he lets go and catches onto one of the girders. Mama pushes the radio antenna, tripping Vlorkel.)
Vanessa: Whoa!
(The radio antenna continues toppling. Agent P waits for a clear shot and takes out both of his grappling hooks, and fires away, roping the antenna and landing it to safety. Jeremy's food truck gets into the line of fire of the WJOP call letters.)
Stacy: Oh!
(Stacy is referring to the large letter "O" coming their way. The antenna falls down, and crushes the food truck, but Jeremy and Stacy are safe.)
Vlorkel: (screeches)
Jeremy: Whoa! Hey, Candace!
Candace: Stacy! Jeremy!
(Doof falls over, with his Chicken-Replace-inator.)
Doofenshmirtz: (grunts) Okay. Ow.
Phineas: Here you go. Wait. Is this the Chicken-Replace-inator?
Doofenshmirtz: Yeah. That's how we got back. We switched places with a chicken on Earth.
Phineas: Hold on. Does that mean there's still a chicken on that planet?
Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, I guess.
Baljeet: Grim arboreal death if we do not stop that thing!
Phineas: Cover me.
Doofenshmirtz: With what?
Phineas: Something's about to switch places with a chicken!
(Phineas climbs on top of the "J" to get a clear shot.)
Mama: (roars)
(Phineas fires at Mama, and she is replaced by a chicken.)
Isabella: Yeah! Great shot, Phineas!
Buford: Yeah! I love being—
(Pan left to reveal Young McDonald's Petting Zoo, where Mama suddenly emerges from, chasing away all the animals in it.)
Candace: Why is there a petting zoo downtown?!
Baljeet: Yay, my petition worked!
Mama: (roars)
Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, you gotta set it for the furthest chicken.
Phineas: What?
All: Furthest chicken, Phineas! Furthest chicken!
(Phineas notices the control is set to "Nearest chicken." She sets the dial to "Beverly Hills", then "Beverly Hills Adjacent", then to "Furthest Chicken".)
Mama: (roars)
(Phineas shoots the inator again at Mama as she is replaced by another chicken. The spores disappear, confirming she is gone. Everyone cheers. Phineas takes off his gas mask.)
Phineas: Hey, look, it worked! The spores are gone!
(Cut to Feebla-Oot. Mama returns to the planet.)
Mama: (roars)
(The cowards look at Mama whimpering. Mama tries to release spores, but suddenly, she shrivels and shrinks, spitting out Super Super Big Doctor.)
Super Super Big Doctor: Aw, Mama. At least you're not completely destroy—
(The elephant creature from earlier lands on top of Mama, completely destroying her.)
Creature: (through subtitles) pheeeeeee-eew.
Super Super Big Doctor: Ugh. Never mind.
(The cowards rope Super Super Big Doctor.)
Borthos: You are under arrest. (chuckles)
