Review Responses:

Hi: Omg those are such good ideas!

Derick Lindsey: Based review as always, Gwen and Duncan are so epic.


"Hey idiots!" Chris addressed the audience. "Since everyone left is so epic except Beth we've decided to give them a break! Instead, we're going to have a look at the eliminated contestants!"

AT PLAYA DES LOSERS...

Everyone was dead.

A fire had started in Playa des Losers and killed everyone there, except for Courtney.

"I fucking love math. I mean, seriously, I can't get enough of it. Whenever I'm in math class, I just can't help myself. I start to get all hot and bothered, and before I know it, I'm down on all fours, fucking the math textbook. Sure, some people might look at me like I'm insane, but I don't care. Math is my true love, and I'll do anything to be with it. The Pythagorean theorem, calculus, trigonometry - it's all so fucking hot. I can barely contain myself just thinking about it. And the fact that I'll never find anything sexier than math just makes me want it even more. I'll dedicate my entire life to math if I have to, just so I can be with the one thing that truly turns me on. The way those equations just flow together, the way the numbers dance on the page, it's like watching a symphony of eroticism. I can't resist it, it's like a drug to me, as inevitable as a compass' attraction to the north pole. I dream of integrating, differentiating, and solving problems, and the orgasmic release that comes with it. When I'm in math class, all I can think about is bending over and fucking the textbook until my knees buckle. The beauty of math is the only thing that keeps me going, and I'll never find anything sexier than math. It consumes me, it's an addiction that I can't shake. I can't control myself when I see those numbers and equations, it's like a moth to a flame. I know it's not normal, but I don't care. Math is my true love, and I'll never let it go. It's my purpose in life, and I'll dedicate everything I have to it." Courtney said fatly.

Suddenly, the police ran towards Courtney and beat her to death.

"NOBODY:

LITERALLY NOBODY:

NOT A SINGLE SOUL:

NOT A SINGLE SOLITARY SOUL IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD, SENTIENT OR NOT:

NOT EVEN BUGS:

NOT EVEN ANIMALS:

NOT EVEN PLANTS:

NOT EVEN MICROORGANISMS:

NOT EVEN TRUMP:

NOT EVEN OBAMA:

NOT EVEN GEORGE W. BUSH:

NOT EVEN BILL CLINTON:

NOT EVEN JIMMY CARTER:

NOT EVEN KANYE WEST:

NOT EVEN DRAKE:

NOT EVEN 6IX9INE:

NOT EVEN EMINEM:

NOT EVEN OPRAH:

NOT EVEN KIM KARDASHIAN:

NOT EVEN PEWDIEPIE:

NOT EVEN MARKIPLIER:

NOT EVEN JACKSEPTICEYE:

NOT EVEN PAPA JOHN:

NOT EVEN PHIL SWIFT:

NOT EVEN ELON MUSK:

NOT EVEN SHIGERU MIYAMOTO:

NOT EVEN MASAHIRO SAKURAI:

NOT EVEN REGGIE FILS-AIMÉ:

NOT EVEN DOUG BOWSER:

NOT EVEN BILL TRINEN:

NOT EVEN PHIL SPENCER:

NOT EVEN JOHN ROMERO:

NOT EVEN JOHN CARMACK:

NOT EVEN TOM HALL:

NOT EVEN SANDY PETERSON:

NOT EVEN AMERICAN MCGEE:

NOT EVEN JEFF FROM THE OVERWATCH TEAM:

NOT EVEN GABE NEWELL:

NOT EVEN EDMUND MCMILLEN:

NOT EVEN TOBY FOX:

NOT EVEN TODD HOWARD:

NOT EVEN REDDIT:

NOT EVEN FACEBOOK:

NOT EVEN INSTAGRAM:

NOT EVEN TWITTER:

NOT EVEN SNAPCHAT:

NOT EVEN DISCORD:

NOT EVEN YOUTUBE:

NOT EVEN TWITCH:

NOT EVEN MIXER:

NOT EVEN BIG CHUNGUS:

NOT EVEN KEANU REEVES:

NOT EVEN THANOS:

NOT EVEN THE NUMBER 69:

NOT EVEN SHAGGY:

NOT EVEN SCOOBY DOO:

NOT EVEN VELMA:

NOT EVEN DAPHNE:

NOT EVEN FRED:

NOT EVEN LEONARDO:

NOT EVEN DONATELLO:

NOT EVEN RAPHAEL:

NOT EVEN MICHELANGELO:

NOT EVEN DOC:

NOT EVEN HAPPY:

NOT EVEN SLEEPY:

NOT EVEN DOPEY:

NOT EVEN SNEEZY:

NOT EVEN BASHFUL:

NOT EVEN GRUMPY:

NOT EVEN SPONGEBOB:

NOT EVEN PATRICK:

NOT EVEN SQUIDWARD:

NOT EVEN SANDY:

NOT EVEN MR. KRABS:

NOT EVEN PLANKTON:

NOT EVEN MARIO:

NOT EVEN LUIGI:

NOT EVEN PRINCESS PEACH:

NOT EVEN PRINCESS DAISY:

NOT EVEN PRINCESS ROSALINA:

NOT EVEN TOAD:

NOT EVEN BOWSER:

NOT EVEN WARIO:

NOT EVEN WALUIGI:

NOT EVEN BOWSER JR.:

NOT EVEN LARRY:

NOT EVEN ROY:

NOT EVEN LEMMY:

NOT EVEN IGGY:

NOT EVEN MORTON:

NOT EVEN WENDY:

NOT EVEN LUDWIG:

NOT EVEN FOX MCCLOUD:

NOT EVEN FALCO LOMBARDI:

NOT EVEN SLIPPY TOAD:

NOT EVEN PEPPY HARE:

NOT EVEN WOLF O'DONNELL:

NOT EVEN PANTHER CAROSO:

NOT EVEN LEON POWALSKI:

NOT EVEN PIGMA DENGAR:

NOT EVEN ANDREW OIKONNY:

NOT EVEN KIRBY:

NOT EVEN META KNIGHT:

NOT EVEN KIBG DEDEDE:

NOT EVEN BANDANNA DEE:

NOT EVEN NEW YORK FROM 7AM TO 10AM:

NOT EVEN DETROIT:

NOT EVEN CHICAGO:

NOT EVEN WASHINGTON, DC:

NOT EVEN THE ENTIRETY OF NORTH AND SOUTH AMERICA:

NOT EVEN EUROPE:

NOT EVEN ASIA:

NOT EVEN EURASIA:

NOT EVEN AFRICA:

NOT EVEN AUSTRALIA:

NOT EVEN ANTARCTICA:

NOT EVEN THE WIND:

NOT EVEN ROCKS:

NOT EVEN THE SEVEN SEAS:

NOT EVEN OUTER SPACE:

NOT EVEN THE ENTIRE MILKY WAY:

NOT EVEN OTHER GALAXIES:

NOT EVEN SATAN:

NOT EVEN ALLAH:

NOT EVEN BUDDAH:

NOT EVEN WHOEVER THEY WORSHIP IN HINDUISM, PROBABLY LIKE A COW OR SOMETHING:

NOT EVEN JESUS CHRIST:

NOT EVEN GOD HIMSELF:

ME: Haha dumb stupid idiot." said one of the Policemen basedly.

"I'm still alive too." Izzy said. "And I lit the fire."

"Who will be the next person eliminated?" Chris asked. "Fine out next time on...

TOTAL!

DRAMA!

ISLAND!"


Votes:

NO-ONE WAS VOTED OUT WHY WOULD THERE BE VOTES YOU IDIOT


22nd - Courtney (Deceased)

Returned - Trent (Deceased)

21st - Owen (Deceased)

20th - DJ (Deceased)

Returned - Sparem-die (Deceased)

19th - Cody (Deceased)

18th - Bridgette (Deceased)

17th - Geoff

16th - Heather (Deceased)

15th - Leshawna (Deceased)

14th - Harold (Deceased)

13th - Eva (Deceased)

MERGE

12th - Trent (Deceased)

11th - Lindsay (Deceased)

10th - Justin (Deceased)

9th - Tyler (Deceased)

8th - Izzy

7th - Sparem-die (Deceased)

6th - Noah (Deceased)


Girls - Gwen, Beth, Katie

Boys - Duncan, Ezekiel


Notes:

Oh, hooray! Not only are Gwen, Duncan, Katie and Ezekiel still in the game, but a ton of cringe people are dead! I would have killed Courtney in the fire to avoid writing her for any longer but someone specifically requested she get killed by the police.

Anyways, Izzy survived because she's based and Geoff survived because he's still immortal and rotting away at the bottom of the ocean. You might be wondering why Leshawna died because she didn't go to Playa Des Losers, she went to prison instead for not liking Family Guy. It's because she got the electric chair for her crimes.