Tetsuya Kuroko has been trained to endure plenty of harsh training, weather environments and is a master at keeping a calm demeanor, but when he entered his house to find a shirtless red head wearing nothing but a pink robe with hearts all over and tight jeans, cooking in his house, well he couldn't just help but be surprised.

The man turned and smiled at him, "Ah...Tetsuya! Welcome home!" he exclaimed, cheerfully before holding out a frying pan, "I am making a nice refreshing meal for the two of us." he said, smiling ever so charmingly.

Tetsuya just stared at him before opening the front door and walking out once more, locking it in the process. He walked back to his 2016 camaro zl1 and went inside, driving towards the nearest McRonalds for a milkshake. He got his drink and stayed for an hour before heading back home, noticing the lights were dimmed and the place was somehow neater than it previously was.

Tetsuya walked into the kitchen, slowly, noticing it was all clean and free of any weird half naked red heads. He noticed the food was on a plate, wrapped neatly. He threw it away, because who knows if it's drugged or roofied. Tetsuya just needed to sleep for the rest of the night, but when he opened his bedroom door he was somehow unsurprised to see the red headed male laying on his bed, still shirtless, cladded in nothing but grey sweats and he was going through an old photo album. The man looked up and smiled, sweetly as if he was expecting him.

"Tetsuya, you came back." the man said, sitting up as Tetsuya stared at him with his infamous poker face.

"I live here." Tetsuya stated as the male laughed, closing the album before standing up. Tetsuya narrowed his eyes as the male looked him over and Tetsuya was unsure if he should be uncomfortable or not.

"You never seem to surprise me, Tetsuya," the man started, shaking his head before offering him a hand, smiling charmingly. "I am Seijuurou Akashi, nice to meet you." he greeted as Tetsuya stared at the hand.

"How did you get in my house?" Tetsuya asked, ignoring the hand as Seijuurou laughed, shaking his head.

"You leave your spare key under the potted plant, which I watered for you, I even fed your mutt outside." Seijuurou stated, smiling as if it was a normal everyday occurrence that happened. Tetsuya stared at him.

"How do you even know where I live or about the key?"

"I followed you."

Tetsuya and Seijuurou had a staring contest of sorts before Tetsuya sighed, pulling out his phone, pressing a few buttons as Seijuurou smiled, pointing at the small device with interest.

"What are you doing?"

"Calling the police." Tetsuya blanched, dialing the number, blinking when a pair of scissors latches onto the back of the phone. He looked and noticed Seijuurou smiling, twirling a pair of red scissors in his hand with ease.

"Tetsuya...lets go on a date." Seijuurou suggested as Tetsuya sighed.

"I do not know you nor do I want to know you, it's two in the morning and I have an early practice, please leave." Tetsuya pleaded, rubbing his head, hoping to any God out there that he was hallucinating from his lack of energy.

Seijuurou frowned, holding up a packet full of condoms and a bottle of lube, "So you're too tired for some activities?" he questioned, innocently as Tetsuya glared at him.

Within seconds, Seijuurou was kicked out of the house, smiling as he waved goodbye at the house, ignoring the teal head flipping him off from the window.

Hours Later..

"Hey...you look fucking tired." Taiga commented, looking at his teammate, noticing his eyes were bloodshot. Tetsuya turned to look at him, narrowing his eyes in irritation and from the lack of sleep he had.

"When I came home yesterday there was a shirtless man wearing an apron cooking me food, I left for an hour thinking he would be gone and when I came back he was lying in my bed looking at old photos of me, he asked me out, stabbed my phone, oh and he brought condoms and lube." Tetsuya explained, taking a drink of his water, keeping his poker face on.

Taiga stared at him, dumbfounded before laughing. "Man that's some story you made up! Ha! Stabbed your phone? HA!" he laughed, clutching his sides before falling off the bench, clutching his stomach. "Hey guys! Guess what? Tetsuya has an admirer!" he shouted, laughing.

Tetsuya felt like killing someone, but he did not want to lose his job, so instead he will just let it be. It's not like he'll ever see that Seijuurou guy ever again, right?