"Hello and welcome to The Daily Sports Show, where we converse with many great sports players." a woman announced on the television as Kuroko had left the television on as he sipped on his milkshake, boiling his eggs. "Today we are joined by the leagues number one rookie in basketball...Akashi Seijuuro." she said as Kuroko rose his head. Had he heard that name from somewhere?
"Nice being here with you, Gloria." a familiar smooth voice said as Kuroko slowly turned his head to see the smug red headed stalker on television.
"So, you are not only an amazing basketball player, but you're also off the dating market?" the woman questioned as Kuroko as now uninterested. He began to stir the eggs, humming softly.
"Yes. I am in a committed relationship with Kuroko Tetsuya." Akashi answered as Kuroko was pulling the pot out, dropping it in the process.
"You mean the quarterback?"
"Yes, so if anyone even dares to touch MY Tetsuya, then you will have to answer to me." Akashi stated, giving off a terrifying smile to the camera as Kuroko was gawking at the ruined boiled eggs.
"This is amazing! I didn't even know any of you two were...you know...homosexuals." the girl whispered as Akashi hummed.
"Is there a problem with that?"
"N-no! It's...It's actually kind of hot."
Kuroko had received a call from none other then Kise. He was going to regret this, but he answered.
"KUUUUURRROOOOKKOOOOOCCHHIIIII!"
"Yes." Kuroko whispered, his eardrums nearly blown off.
"YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU LIKED BOYS! I LOVE YOU! MARRY ME!"
Kuroko ended the call and sighed, blinking when he gets a text message from Kagami.
*New Message*
From: Bakami Tiger
Subject: WOW
"HOLY SHIT YOUR GAY?!"
*New Message*
From: Bakami Tiger
Subject: WOW
"Not that there is anything wrong with it...but you could have told me, bro."
Kuroko sighed, holding his head. He had some idiot friends. He went to type back, but got a new message from Aomine, Momoi and Kise. He didn't need this, he needed a nap. He turned his phone off and promptly went to bed.
Four hours has passed and Kuroko woke up, yawning as he turned his phone on.
2 missed calls from Kagami and 4 messages.
1 missed call from Aomine and 2 messages.
16 missed calls from Momoi and 12 messages.
32 missed calls from Kise and 45 messages.
1 message from Unknown number.
Kuroko deleted the previous messages without looking at them, but he did open the unknown number, his eyes widening when it was a nude photo of a certain red head.
*New Message*
From: Unknown Number
Subject: ;)
{Download Image}
"Missing you every day, love."
Kuroko already needs a new phone.
