The Amazing Three were whooping with excitement while dancing around a calendar.

"Today is Amazing Three day!" Babs announced. "Us three will be taking over the show. I just had Buster and his friends take the day off by arranging a marathon on TV."

It cuts to Buster, Plucky, and Hamton, sitting on a sofa watching TV while laughing.

"An amoeba is the second smallest thing in existence." The TV said. "The first smallest is Elmyra's brain."

"Each of us get a story of our own or some junk." Shirley added.

"First Babs, zhen Shirley, zhen moi." Fifi added.

"Have any of you ever wondered what it would be like if I got addicted to chocolate?" Babs asked. "Well now you get to find out."


(Carcolates!)

Babs was sitting in an armchair in the living room of her burrow. She was channel surfing while trying to be heard over her noisy siblings. Each channel she turned to was playing a random commercial.

"New hair colouring for aliens!"

"News flash! Weirdo gets toe stuck in a pea!"

"Tired of people leaving the toilet seat up?"

"Shirley, please ditch the cat for me!"

"New line of chocolate that especially bunnies would love!"

Babs stopped changing channels and carried on watching.

"Do you like carrots? Do you like chocolate? Then try the new Carcolates! Whether they be chocolatey carrots or chocolates shaped like carrots is up to your imagination and taste buds!"

There was a puff of smoke on the armchair. When the smoke cleared, Babs was gone. When she got to the ACME Acres candy store, there was a huge line. She got an idea. She set up a stand not too far from the candy store that read "Free Carcolates (not a distraction)". When the others in the line saw it, they lined up outside the booth while Babs snuck into the candy store and purchased the first Carcolate.

"Looks like you're the first customer to purchase one of these." The store owner informed.

"If this is as good as I hope it will be, I certainly won't be the last." Babs replied.

Babs took one bite of the Carcolate bar. It was her eyes that widened first, then there was a big teethy grin on her face, and her entire body shook. She blasted through the ceiling all the way to space before bellowing "WOOOOOOOW!" at the top of her lungs, causing the moon to go flying into Uranus. She landed back in the candy store and said:

"I want to buy your entire stack!"

As Babs walked out of the candy store, carrying every Carcolate bar, the others who were still queued outside the booth Babs set up, saw her walking out and charged at her.

"Yikes!" Babs exclaimed, running off.

After running off from the crowd, Babs dived into her burrow, dashed into her bedroom while making sure none of her siblings saw her, and barricaded her door with wood, chains, and locks.

"And now I have a huge supply of Carcolates!" She gleefully giggled to herself, rubbing her hands together like some sort of villain.

Over the next few days, the Carcolates took over Babs' life. After she ate all the Carcolates, she stitched the wrappers together to make them into bed covers for her pillow, blanket, and mattress. Everywhere she was, she would eat Carcolate bars. She would eat them in her classes, at the park, at the arcade, in her performances, on the bus, at the movies, in the pool (which she learned the hard way was a bad idea), in the ACME Looniversity hallways, in Wackyland, at Montana Max's mansion, and once during a "not eating Carcolates" challenge. She lost rather badly. Bare in mind that her opponent was Dizzy. It's not that he wouldn't of eaten the Carcolates, Babs just ate them all before Dizzy could even look at them. One week into her addiction, Buster, Plucky, and Hamton got together in Buster's burrow.

"We gotta do something about Babs' addiction." Buster informed. "She's been like this for a whole week."

"Don't even get me started on how she is around me!" Plucky scowled. "She constantly begs me for money for those Carcolates! One time when I refused, she offered to kiss me! Why would I wanna kiss a rabbit?!"

Buster stared at Plucky with a raised eyebrow and a "seriously" expression.

"We'll talk about offensive wording later." He said.

"What's so offensive about it?!" Demanded Plucky.

"I'll explain later." Buster replied, sounding slightly annoyed.

"I gave her money for Carcolates three minutes after she bought that entire stack of them, and she still hasn't payed me back yet!" Hamton added.

"Does anybody have any ideas?" Buster asked.

"Put a bug in her next Carcolate bar?" Plucky suggested.

"Okay, can I get an idea that probably won't traumatise Babs?" Buster asked, sounding unamused.

"Let's just confront her about it." Hamton spoke out.

"Simple, but effective." Buster replied. "Let's go."

Buster noticed Plucky pick up a bug, and simply slapped the bug out of Plucky's hand.

"I said no bugs!" He exclaimed. "Come on!"

The three of them went into Babs' burrow.

"If you're looking for Babs, she's in her room." Her mother pointed out. "She hasn't come out in three days, and her room smells like chocolate for some reason, it's making her siblings jealous."

Buster tried to open the door to her bedroom, but it could barely open. It took Buster, Plucky, and Hamton pushing the door open for them to get inside. They discovered that there were Carcolate wrappers everywhere. On her bed, on her mirror, in her closet, under her bed, in her bin (and overfilling it of course), and specially in front of her door. There was a huge mountain of wrappers in front of the door that reached the ceiling, which explains why they could barely open the door.

"Babs?" Buster inquired.

From a pile of wrappers on her bed, Babs emerged. Her eyes were wide, her grin was huge and showing her teeth, and there was chocolate all around her lips like she applied a whole tube of brown lipstick while she was blindfolded.

"Got any Carcolates?" She asked. "I can't get enough of them! CarcolatesCarcolatesCarcolatesCarcolatesCarcolates!"

"Snap out of it, Babs!" Plucky snapped.

"Can't! Won't!" Babs yelled. "Carcolates are my life! I must have more!"

(We interrupt this story to bring you a montage of Babs' addiction to Carcolates, showing highlights of her addiction to them.)

Day 1:

Babs was ok the phone to Buster.

"Hey Buster, did you try these Carcolates?" She asked.

"No because a certain someone bought every single bar!" Buster replied, coldly.

Day 2:

Babs approached Plucky, who was sitting on a park bench eating bread (that he stole from a woman throwing bread at ducks in a pond).

"Hey Plucky, can I borrow money for Carcolates?" Babs asked.

"No way!" Plucky replied. "You wouldn't even pay me back!"

"I'll give you a kiss." Babs offered.

Plucky stared at Babs with pure disgust.

"Go away!" He yelled.

Day 3:

Hamton approached Babs, who was making a Carcolates bar sandwich using two Carcolates bars as the bread.

"Hey Babs, have you got the money to pay me back?" Hamton inquired.

"I did, but I spent it on more Carcolates bars." Babs confessed.

Day 4:

Elmyra set up a box trap with a Carcolates bar in an attempt to lure and catch Babs. The pink rabbit saw the bar and quickly swiped it.

"Hey!" Elmyra called. "I was supposed to catch you!"

She examined the box, only for it to fall on her.

"Ooh, it's kind of dark and cardboard-y in here." She said.

Day 5:

It was lunchtime at ACME Looniversity and Dizzy took out a Carcolate bar. Babs tapped Dizzy on the shoulder.

"I'll trade you all the food in the cafeteria for that Carcolate bar." She offered.

Dizzy was more than ecstatic to eat all the food, until he ended up in detention for eating all the food and the mess he made in the cafeteria afterwards.

Day 6:

Plucky was having lunch at Weenie Burger while Babs was clinging to his ankle.

"Please lend me money for Carcolate bars!" Babs pleaded.

"No!" Plucky replied.

"Please lend me money for Carcolate bars!" Babs pleaded.

"No!" Plucky replied.

"Please lend me money for Carcolate bars!" Babs pleaded.

"No!" Plucky replied.

Day 7:

Buster and Babs were at a movie theatre. The former was trying to watch the film, while the latter kept hopping around all the aisles and seats while yelling:

"ICantGetEnoughCarcolatesICantGetEnoughCarcolatesICantGetEnoughCarcolates!"

(I hope you enjoyed this brief montage.)

During the montage, Plucky and Hamton were restraining Babs by her arms.

"You can't stop my addiction!" Babs yelled. "Carcolates are my life!"

Buster took out a carrot, and stuffed it into Babs' mouth. This caused Babs' eyes to widen and her body to stop shaking.

"Feeling better?" Buster asked.

"Geez, what has been going on?" Babs asked, rubbing her head.

"You went on a chocolate craze." Plucky scoffed.

"That reminds me." Hamton spoke out. "I have a package arriving. It's my new chocolate fountain."

The four of them went to Hamton's house to check out the fountain. As Babs examined the fountain, she took out another carrot. She looked at the carrot, then at the fountain, and dipped the carrot into the fountain. She took a bite, and it irises out as her eyes widened.


"That's what could happen if you get in contact with chocolate, kids." Babs informed.

"Looks like it's my story next or some junk." Shirley informed. "And it's all about my special day!"

"And a certain blue cat ees going to make eet more special." Giggled Fifi as Shirley's face turned red with embarrassment.


(Happy Birthday Shirley)

It was after another day at ACME Looniversity and there was a secret meeting going on in the gym. The meeting attendees were Babs, Buster, Fifi, Furrball, Plucky, Hamton, Dizzy, Sweetie, Gogo, even Fowlmouth.

"It's time to discuss Operation Shirley's Opportune Birthday Surprise." Babs announced.

"That spells sobs." Plucky pointed out.

"It's meant to be an acronym." Babs replied. "The first phase of the plan is having someone volunteer to spend time with Shirley and keep her away from the gym while the rest of us work on her party here."

"I volunteer!" Fowlmouth yelled.

"No, I volunteer!" Plucky yelled.

"How about a volunteer from someone who won't make her birthday miserable?" Buster spoke out.

Furrball had his hand raised.

"Why do you wanna spend time with her?" Asked Sweetie. "Oh wait, was it because of that stream you and her did a while back?"

The pink bird started giggling teasingly.

"I... just would like to spend a bit more time with her." Furrball bashfully replied. "She's really nice and cool and..."

Furrball's face turned red as he could not think what else to say about Shirley.

"I (bleep-bleep-bleep) object!" Fowlmouth yelled. "It's bad enough he kissed Shirley during that stream, now he's keeping her company on her birthday!"

"Bah, whatever!" Plucky scoffed. "I can setup a good party! You'll see!"

"All in favour of Fowlmouth being with Shirley during her birthday?" Babs asked.

Only Fowlmouth had his hand raised.

"All those in favour of Furrball?" Babs asked.

Everyone except Plucky and Fowlmouth had their hand raised. Even Sweetie raised her wing.

"Sweetie, why?!" Fowlmouth demanded.

"I wouldn't have to worry about him eating me." Sweetie explained.

"Alright Furrball, go to Shirley and show her a good time." Buster instructed.

As Furrball walked to the door, Fowlmouth dashed to it and stood in front of Furrball as he tried to leave.

"What does Shirley see in ya?!" Fowlmouth demanded. "I should be the one going to Shirley!"

"Well the others disagree." Furrball replied, shoving Fowlmouth out of the way and walking out of the gym.

He walked over to Shirley's house and knocked the door.

"I decided to take you out for your special day." He informed Shirley.

The psychic loon smiled.

"Okay, I knew you were sweet when we were doing that stream together or some junk, but if I knew you were this sweet before, I would've hung out with you much earlier than that." She replied.

Back in the gym, the other Tiny Toons were setting up the party.

"Dizzy gonna throw streamers everywhere!" He yelled, spinning in place with streamers in his hands, only to get himself tangled in them.

"Try to focus, Dizzy!" Babs exclaimed as she inflated a balloon.

"I can inflate that balloon better!" Plucky yelled.

He snatched the balloon and put it to his beak, only to inhale and the helium in the balloon to end up getting sucked into Plucky's head, inflating that in the process.

"What kind of air is this?!" Plucky squeaked with a high-pitched voice.

"Hey, where did that rude chicken go?" Sweetie asked, pinning a banner to a high wall.

"He probably ran off due to his, how shall I say eet, jealousy." Fifi shrugged, filling a glass bowl with punch.

"Or perhaps he could be trying to sabotage Furrball and Shirley's time together." Replied Buster. "But what are the odds of that happening?"

Meanwhile, the certain blue cat and psychic duck were at a café.

"Back when me and you did that stream, I wasn't expecting that Dizzy would show up, let alone want us to kiss." Furrball confided. "It was actually my first kiss even."

"About that, I gotta be honest with you about something." Shirley informed. "You've got tuna breath."

Furrball was taken aback.

"Tuna breath?" He asked.

Shirley nodded.

"Yeah, like if you're gonna kiss a girl, you've gotta make sure you have a clean breath." Shirley replied.

Furrball blushed a little with embarrassment.

"Like I said, it was my first time." He said, making circles on the table with his finger.

What neither of them realised is that Fowlmouth was watching them through the glass wall. He burst into the café and tried to storm over to them, only for him to bump into a waitress, which resulted in hot tea getting poured all over him.

"Fowlmouth?" Shirley inquired. "Like, what's he doing here?"

It was at that moment where Furrball received a message from Babs telling him that the party was ready.

"Hey Shirley, why don't you come with me before Fowlmouth heals?" Furrball offered.

"Like, totally." Shirley replied.

Furrball and Shirley folded one of their arms with one another as they walked out of the café. Fowlmouth was too burnt from the tea to notice. Furrball lead Shirley to the gym, where it was very dark when they walked inside.

"Like, what's with the darkness?" Shirley asked. "It's as dark as Plucky's heart."

"I heard that!" Plucky's voiced yelled.

"Shush!" Babs' voice hissed.

Suddenly, all the lights came on and everyone shouted:

"SURPRISE!"

"Wait, so was Furrball taking me to that café so that you guys could assemble this party for me?" Shirley asked.

"Well that, and the fact that I wanted to spend a bit of time with you." Furrball clarified, bashfully making circles on the floor with his foot.

Shirley took one look at Furrball, and quickly scooped him up into a loving hug while Plucky looked away in disgust.

"You are without any doubt, the sweetest boy I have ever known." Shirley informed. "You're totally not like Plucky or Fowlmouth at all."

"What am I?!" Plucky yelled. "A slice of mouldy bread that even Dizzy wouldn't eat?!"

"Dizzy would eat anything!" Dizzy replied.

A while later into the party, Shirley was sitting on a chair eating her cake. Furrball walked over to and sat next to Shirley.

"Did you mean what you said about me earlier?" He asked.

"Like, yeah." Shirley replied, gently holding Furrball's hand. "And I can totally prove it too."

To Furrball's surprise, Shirley held both of his cheeks and moved his face closer to her's.

"Wait a moment." Furrball said, taking out breath spray. "That should solve the tuna breath."

Shirley let out a little giggle before looking at Furrball romantically. From the distance was Fowlmouth, dashing to the gym. Just before he could run in, Plucky closed the door in Fowlmouth's face.

"We've let in enough air!" He scoffed.

Furrball's and Shirley's faces were getting closer to one another's. The two then looked at the reader, gave annoyed expressions, and pulled down an end card which ended this story.


"It was totally an awesome day for me on that day." Shirley commented as Fifi and Babs giggled.

"I bet it was, Shirls." Babs replied.

"And now for mon story." Fifi commented. "Le story of mon charity event for animals in need. A particular sort of animals in need as vou will soon find out."


(Pets Against Elmyra Duff)

Fifi had just escaped Elmyra's house once again. At that moment, she had fully had enough of Elmyra and her mistreatment of not only her, but other animals.

"Zhat little beast in human clothing!" Fifi seethed. "I 'ave got to do somezhing to put an end to 'er actions once and for all!"

She returned to her Cadillac and pondered to herself for a bit. While she was contemplating, she heard loud vocal protesting outside.

"I am not a villain!" The familiar voice yelled.

Fifi looked out a window and saw, much to her surprise, Bimbette Skunk. She went out to talk to Bimbette.

"Bimbette, what are vou doing?" Fifi asked.

"I am tired of being viewed as your rival and enemy due to what happened with Johnny Pew!" Bimbette informed. "Apparently, he was mistreating you and I just took your autograph photo which is why people view me as your enemy."

"I must agree with vou, Bimbette." Fifi replied. "Vou did not know about Johnny Pew's actions towards moi nor did vou know zhat zhe picture was mine."

"Here." Bimbette said, handing Fifi a certain piece of paper. "You can have it back. Johnny Pew has been exposed as a real loser."

Fifi was surprised as she took the paper.

"Vou mean, vou kept eet for all zhese years?" She asked.

"Yeah." Bimbette replied. "I'm thinking of putting together a charity event for all the women he mistreated."

Hearing Bimbette mention a charity even gave Fifi an idea.

"A charity event!" She exclaimed. "Zhat's eet!"

"What's it?" Asked Bimbette.

"I 'ave decided to do a charity event to help all zhe animals Elmyra ees mistreating." Fifi explained.

Bimbette's eyes widened.

"I want to help you." She said, without hesitation. "I know more than enough about that monster! I'll stand by you and support you every step of the way."

Fifi smiled, and nodded.

"Let us do zhis." She replied.

The two skunkette's were at a booth in town, holding signs that read "Creatures Against Elmyra Duff" in black paint.

"Creatures Against Elmyra Duff!" Fifi chanted.

"Creatures Against Elmyra Duff!" Bimbette chanted.

"Fifi, what's going on?" Babs asked.

"I am putting on a charity event for all zhe animals Elmyra 'as been abusing." Fifi explained.

"And so far, we haven't had much notice." Bimbette added.

"Like, there might be a way for you two to get much luck for your charity event or some junk." Shirley informed. "But it'll require money from Montana Max."

A bit of sweat dropped from Fifi's head.

"I do not zhink zhat 'e will 'elp." Fifi sighed. "Montana Max 'ates animals as much as Elmyra loves zhem."

"There's got to be a way to help the animals." Bimbette spoke out.

"I 'ave an idea!" Fifi exclaimed. "Let us patrol zhe town, putting posters everywhere, and making public announcements."

"That could work." Bimbette replied.

As the two skunkettes started placing the posters around ACME Acres, who else should come across the posters then...

"Oooh, what's this?" A familiar voice asked.

Who does the voice belong to, you ask? If you guessed Elmyra, you guessed correctly.

"Creatures Against Elmyra Duff?" She read. "That purple kitty wants to stop me from getting pets!"

Elmyra began tearing up the poster. She then started running through ACME Acres, grabbing and ripping every poster she could get her hands on. Eventually, she came across another poster with a note attached to it. The note read:

"If you rip this poster, you will have bad luck."

She ripped the poster without hesitation.

"When I destroy all these posters, I'll take the purple kitty as my-" Elmyra cackled.

She was cut off by a large wrecking ball landing on her. The wrecking ball was operated by Fifi.

"Eet serves 'er right!" She snickered.

Suddenly, the wrecking ball that was crushing Elmyra started moving without Fifi controlling it. Elmyra was lifting the wrecking ball above her head.

"I... won't... stop!" She yelled. "I... want... that... purple... KIT-"

Fifi flicked a switch that added extra weight to the wrecking ball, which resulted in Elmyra getting crushed again.

"That should hold her for a while." Bimbette commented. "Now that she's down, I think I know how we can help the animals."

"Vou do?" Fifi asked. "What can we do?"

"Follow me." Bimbette instructed.

Bimbette lead Fifi to Elmyra's house.

"What are we doing 'ere?" Fifi asked.

"We're going to interview each of the animals in there." Bimbette explained. "After that, we're going to find other animals she tormented. And finally, we will be filing a police report against her to not only get the pets compensation, but to also ensure that Elmyra never gets another pet again in her life."

"I like zhe way vou zhink." Fifi replied, with a scheming look on her face.

The two skunkettes entered Elmyra's house, and discovered to their astonishment, all sorts of animals, locked in cages, and looking miserable. A couple of monkey, two rare parrots, a burrow of bunnies (none of them Buster, Babs, nor the latter's family), tons of different cats (none of them being Furrball), a family of gorillas, Aoogah, three rattlesnakes (two of them poisonous), a mouse wearing a fancy suit, Pinky & the Brain, and even (it would take far too long to explain how) Godzilla.

"That child is a menace to the animal kingdom!" Bimbette exclaimed.

After a while of interviewing the animals trapped, the two skunkettes went around ACME Acres, interviewing every animal Elmyra tormented. Buster, Babs, Dizzy, Furrball, Plucky, Furrball, just to name a few. The only animal in ACME Acres who defended Elmyra was Sneezer. But when Fifi and Bimbette showed Sneezer what Elmyra was like to other animals, he changed his mind and agreed to fully support the charity event. Once in court, Elmyra's luck began to worsen.

"What do you mean I automatically lose?!" Elmyra yelled.

"I mean you automatically lose." The judge replied. "You have tons of witnesses against you, not to mention your history of terrorizing pretty much every animal in ACME Acres and beyond. You are a thorough bother to every animal around you."

"But I loved the cuddly wud-" Elmyra protested.

"SHUT UP!" Bellowed the judge. "I find in favour of all the animals! You are banned from owning another animal in your life and the animals you tormented are to receive compensation!"

Elmyra's jaw hit the ground, he knees were wobbling like jelly, and her eyes were wider than circular cake tins.

"WHYYYYY?!" She wailed. "Why is this happening to me?! How can it get any worse?!"

Suddenly, Elmyra was struck by lightning. She was covered in soot from head to toe. She glared at the reader and yelled:

"What are you laughing at?!"

And then, a ten ton weight dropped on her.

"Who is doing this to me?!" Her muffled voice yelled.

It cuts to the writer of this FanFiction.

"Hehe, ain't I a stinker?" He laughed.


Gag credit: The morale of this chapter (choose one)

1) Chocolate is delicious.

2) Don't interrupt dates.

3) Elmyra should not be allowed to have pets.

Fifi appeared in the rainbow circle.

"Au revior, mon petit potato du couch." She said.


"Now hold everything!" Plucky demanded, stopping the end credits. "You devoted an entire chapter to Furrball, Fowlmouth, Buster, and now the entire Amazing Three, but barely of me! And even then, I was annoyed by flies!"

Suddenly, Plucky's beak disappeared. His eye's widened in surprise. He dug around in his pocket and pulled his beak out.

"Very funny!" He scoffed, sarcastically. "Anyways, I demand my own story where it works out well for m-"

His voice was cut off by becoming completly silent. He bounced around and was yelling things that could not be heard. His voice came back and he bellowed:

"SMELLY JERK!"

Plucky's ears were sore from the loudness.

"Come on now, author." He said. "I'm trying to be reasonable with you here. You meant to put this at the end of your chapter at first, but you published it before adding it so you're editing it so you could re-publish it. Hey, are you even listening to me?!"

Plucky began to shrink down to the size of a pea.

"Uh, can you make me big again please?!" He demanded in a high-squeaky voice.

Plucky began growing, except he became bigger than usual.

"This isn't funny!" He boomed. "I demand my own chapter!"

To Plucky's horror, a huge dog with five heads appeared behind him.

"CURSE YOU, AUTHOR!" Plucky yelled, running away from the dog.

It cuts to Buster writing this part of the chapter.

"This will teach Plucky for copying my homework." He sniggered.

The story's author walked into the room.

"What are you doing here?!" He demanded. "And what are you doing on my laptop?!"

"Oops!" Buster said. "Got to go! See you guys next time! So long, toonsters!"