A/N: I swear I haven't been neglecting this series, I have just had one hell of an inspiration storm I didn't want to stop it prematurely. I don't get them very often, you know. lol.
I hope you like this, it just hit me, like an hour ago. It only took me, like, 25 minutes to write, so if there are buku errors, let me know. Oh, and please comment with your answer to the last sentence in the one-shot!!!
One-Shot #45
Common Characteristics
Sasuke eyed his boyfriend, who was currently sitting on his couch in his living room eating his food. But, hell, what else was new?
What could Sasuke's adorable, albeit a bit slow, blonde boyfriend be doing that would – if ever so slightly – annoy his boyfriend? Why, watching his new favorite cartoon show, of course!
Recently, Naruto had spent almost an entire paycheck on buying the complete first and second season of Avatar: The Last Airbender. How had Naruto become so addicted to this new – and ultimately exciting – cartoon? Because of one character.
The Firebending Prince Zuko.
Sasuke knew from experience that Naruto favored this character above all the others – even the semi-annoying and clever Sokka – because he reminded the blonde of someone; someone very important to him.
Zuko reminded Naruto of Sasuke.
Sasuke sat down beside his boyfriend, pulling his gaze away from the television. "Why does he remind you so much of me? He's emo."
Naruto giggled and kissed Sasuke on the nose. "There's reason one…"
"I'm not emo." Sasuke frowned.
"You're in denial." Naruto smirked. "Besides that he's got a psychotic sibling, his family's special power deals with fire, and he's always on a quest to avenge his honor. I'm telling you, you two could be twins!"
This got Naruto a smack upside the head and a fuming Uchiha.
"And you're both prone to violence and need anger management classes. All in all, he's you in cartoon form."
Sasuke stomped away from Naruto before stopping abruptly and turning around. "Well, you're just like Aang!"
Naruto turned around on the couch and eyed Sasuke curiously. "Explain."
"Your power deals with air, you both have a secret power sealed inside of you, and you both have big animals that help you out during difficult battles." Seeing the thoughtful look on Naruto's face, he added, "And you're both annoying and eternally optimistic. Kind of annoying, actually."
Naruto glared at Sasuke before turning back to the television. "Jiraiya can be Uncle Iroh."
"Sakura is like Toph, with the insane strength and all."
"Azula can be Itachi."
"Sokka can be Shikamaru with the laziness and all."
"This is fun!" Naruto exclaimed, jumping on his boyfriend and hugging him tightly.
"We don't have a Katara, though…" Sasuke said, brushing strands of blonde hair from Naruto's forehead.
"Actually, you could combine Katara and Toph to get Sakura. She's a combination of the two."
Sasuke thought for a second and nodded. "Good point." He kissed Naruto before pinching his boyfriend's rear. "I'm still not emo."
Naruto just giggled, knowing deep down that no matter how much Sasuke denied it, he would always be emo. The blonde just wondered who was more emo: Sasuke or Zuko?
Hey, you have to agree about the Naruto/Aang and Sasuke/Zuko thing. They remind me so much of each other, it's not funny!
And Itachi reminds me of Rukia's brother in Bleach (I can't spell or pronounce his name to save my life, sorry!)
And, yes, this is crackalicious. Hope you enjoyed it, anyway!
