Emo-Off 2007
So, I know you're all exctied to see who won, since I'm not getting any more votes...
The official winner of the Emo-Off 2007 is (drumroll, please?)
SASUKE UCHIHA!!!!
Sasuke - 6, Zuko - 2
Wow, sorry Zuko. Guess you're just not emo enough to beat Sasuke. Although, to me, you come in a close second.

Lystee: Sasuke, any comments?
Sasuke: I hate you all. (emo's off, again.)
Naruto: Sasuke, get your ass back here! You need your reward!
Lystee: Let the bastard go, Naruto. You can have the reward.
Naruto: Really? What is it?
Lystee: Lipgloss, Strawberry Shortcake flavored.
Naruto: (squee) You love me, you really love me! (huggles lipgloss)
Lystee: Ah, that's why we all love Naruto...


One-Shot #47
You Get What You Deserve

There were simple things you asked for in life. Like a hot meal, a warm bed, a beach-front property. Out of all those things you ask for – expect, even – how many of them do you actually get?

It was once said that you only get what you deserve. Truth be told that most people didn't get what they deserved. It seemed, sometimes, that good things only happened to bad people. But, look a little deeper and see that the things they got always turned out to be something totally different than what they thought. Or they got it and figured it wasn't what they thought they wanted.

Take Sasuke for example. Since the day Itachi made infamous in Konoha, Sasuke had only wanted one thing. He wanted his brother dead. He wanted Itachi to pay for his sins. Finally, at age fifteen, Sasuke got what he thought he wanted. Itachi was dead, by his hand, and he would pay his price in hell for all eternity.

But, standing there at the spot where Itachi lay dead in the ground, Sasuke felt an overwhelming sense of fear. Of all his careful planning and strategies, never had Sasuke wondered what would happen after. Hell, as far as Sasuke knew, there wouldn't be an after. He could have very well died attempting his goal, so what was there to plan afterward?

There went the ever-so-right phrase of 'you get what you deserve' where Sasuke received the loneliness and sadness of killing his only remaining relative and not having anyone else around to help him out. He pushed everyone away who remotely tried to help him, and now he was alone. He got what he deserved.

That was, until Naruto found him. Of all the people in the world, Naruto Uzumaki had this uncanny ability to find Sasuke when Sasuke really needed someone to talk to, to hold on to, to cry on.

Take today, for example. He thought he'd have to deal with the death of Itachi on his own, but in walked the blonde idiot, who was smart enough to find exactly where Sasuke was at exactly the right time. Smiling like an idiot – convenient, right? – Naruto stood beside Sasuke and looked down into Itachi's makeshift grave.

"Fits him, don't ya think?" He asked, that lopsided grin on his face.

"Yeah, the bastard deserved a hole in the ground." Sasuke said, a tear sliding down his face. "He was still my brother; he was just an evil sadistic bastard, too."

Instead of replying, Naruto just hugged Sasuke. How had Naruto known exactly what the raven haired teen needed at that exact moment?

Someone smart said it one day, probably off-handed, in all his brilliance.

You get what you deserve.


So, what did you all think? Love you all!

Oh, btw, don't think I've pimped this yet, so I will now. My mulit-chapter story is currently in the works. If you'd like to read it, click on my username above. It's called Revenge and Afterward. Please read it, it's not as bad as it sounds. Parts are kind of funny...I hope. XD