A/N: Yeah, I'm late to the party. Yeah, I'm a loser. Yeah, I haven't updated this in a while. Yeah, I'm sorry.
But, I come bearing slightly OOC!Sasuke and a very clever little Naruto. I hope you enjoy. I haven't wrote humor in a while, I kind of miss it.
One-Shot #48
Extreme Makeover
A change of clothes, a simple change of clothes, was all it took to start a stir in Konoha.
Sasuke silently cursed Jiraiya for talking the kid into it, but simultaneously praised him for being able to obtain a miracle. Naruto wasn't wearing orange.
The horrid color that Sasuke had come to detest – and silently train his eye to look for at every whim to see the blonde – was no where in sight. In fact, it seemed as if he'd done a complete one-eighty with his color scheme. Save for the band part of his leaf headband, there was no black on him either.
Naruto came to the training session that day in a brand new training outfit that was making Sasuke drool, but drool in a cool way of course. He was dressed in cargo shorts that were a deep green color and a white t-shirt. Just watching the boy raise his arm to wave sent a shock wave through Sasuke, the t-shirt showed off every upper-torso muscle the sixteen-year old had. Since his arms weren't covered by an orange-black sleeve, the muscles there were showing under his tanned skin. His spiky blonde hair was hanging down into his eyes due to the lack of his headband. Instead of wearing said accessory on his head, it was knotted into a few of his belt loops and hanging slightly on his side. His hair had the look of just getting out of bed, or just been having extremely hot sex, whichever you prefer.
Sakura stared in awe, silently wondering who could have dressed him. Even Kakashi looked away from his dirty novel to see the extreme makeover.
"Naruto, did you forget to do your laundry?" Kakashi asked, raising his visible eyebrow.
"Haha, very funny." Naruto glared. "Jiraiya bet me I couldn't go a whole day not wearing orange. If I win this, I am totally getting 1000 yen!"
"You, um…look good, Naruto." Sakura stuttered out.
The blonde looked a little taken back, but smiled and rubbed the back of his head. "Thanks, Sakura!"
"You look grown up, or something. More mature. I like it." Sakura smiled. "You should wear stuff like this more often."
"Well, actually this is the only outfit like this I have. I only have to do it for today. Besides," Naruto trailed off and patted his Gama-chan frog pouch in his back pocket. "I don't have the money to buy a whole wardrobe's worth."
This seemed to snap Sasuke out of his Naruto-obsessed trance. This new look would change the next day? He'd go back to orange in less than twenty-four hours? How could this happen?
"Well, if you win then you could buy yourself some new clothes." Sakura tried, not wanting to allow that boy to dress in orange any more if this was the outcome. Naruto looked – without a better word – hot.
"I guess…" Naruto said, tugging at the hem of the white shirt. "I just feel more comfortable in orange."
"But you look hot in this." Sasuke blurted out, forgetting to think inside of his head.
Five eyes locked on the raven haired teen, mouths hanging open. It took him a second for it to register, but once it did his mouth dropped open and his eyes widened. "Did I just say that out loud?"
"Yeah." Kakashi smirked. "You did."
Sasuke looked like a deer caught in the headlights, not knowing what to do or say to get himself out of this one. His face flushed a deep crimson, trying his best to force his strategically-inclined mind to come up with something, anything, to get out of this uncomfortable situation. He stuttered out something about being late for something and ran away from the group.
Naruto stared after him, mouth still hanging open. Did Sasuke honestly just call him hot? Had that actually happened?
The next day they had training again. And, again, Naruto caused quite a stir in Konoha. Having won the bet, he came to the training field in new clothes paid for by Jiraiya's generous loss to their bet. Like before there was no orange, but this time there were words on his plain white t-shirt.
Sasuke Uchiha thinks I'm sexy.
So, what'd ya think? I figured I'd let the punishment for the words on the shirt up to interpretation. Either Sasuke glomped and molested him, or Sasuke tried to kill him and rip his shirt off...then probably glomp and molest him. Like I said, it's up to you. And, before you ask...there are only five eyes on Sasuke because Kakashi only has one visible eye...get it? Heh...bad pun.
Oh, btw...does anyone know of a great tutorial to writing sex in a story? I'm slacking on my multi-chap because I can't write a sex scene. Is there a short cut to writing really hot gay sex? I'd really like to find it, if it exists. Yeah, wishful thinking, I'm well aware... Blah!
