A/N: I've recently re-read chapter 347 of the manga (Naruto's obviously), just because I wanted to see the sexy "Boy on Boy Jutsu" panel, and got the wonderful inspiration for this story. Because all of us SasuNaru fans know that he was in no way grossed out by what Konohmaru showed him. Am I right? Gimmie a "hell yeah!"


One-Shot #59
Konohamaru's Jutsu

Naruto emerged from Ichiraku's, his arm in a sling, miffed that Sakura-chan, once again, got out of feeding him. Internally, he was cursing Kakashi and Sai, who just refused to get the point he was trying to convey. As the sunlight hit his eyes, he saw two pre-teen boys standing side by side, as if waiting for him. Dark hair, a blue scarf dragging on the ground, it was Konohamaru…they were both Konohamaru.

"So, you've finally gotten kage bunshin down." Naruto said, a pleased look on his face. "Alright, now let's see how much better you've gotten!"

"You're on, Naruto-niichan!" Konohamaru shouted, forming a hand sign and pooling his chakra.

A puff of smoke erupted from the space where the two Konohamaru's previously stood, blinding their vision from the jutsu the boy was trying. When it cleared, two very naked, and very 'endowed,' women were standing in his place.

The girls were clinging to each other, in very suggestive ways, and smiling. "Sexy no Jutsu: Girl on Girl Version."

Simultaneously, four people had four very different reactions. Sakura looked as if she was having a seizure, not knowing which boy to pummel first; Naruto or Konohamaru. Kakashi, momentarily, thought he'd traveled into one of his Icha Icha Paradise books. Sai, who was the master at not showing emotion, just stared. Naruto was very pleased with his 'apprentice' and cheered him on.

"Whoa! That's a game plan!" Naruto cheered, jarring his injured arm but not really caring. He had to admit, he couldn't have done it better himself.

The jutsu only lasted a second before another puff emerged, bringing back the bodies of the two Konohamaru's. "How's that, Naruto-niichan?"

Before Naruto could comment, however, Sakura walked up to Konohamaru and grabbed him by the shirt, lifting him up off the ground, and began to shake him. After some serious berating of both Naruto and Konohamaru (but mostly Naruto who, after all, taught the pre-teen everything he knew), Sakura said the one thing she'd probably later regret, if only because she forgot to bring a camera. "You're the only one's who'd fall for a jutsu like that!"

It was then that Konohmaru hatched an idea that, at his present state of mind, he could not have known would change Naruto's world completely. Pooling his chakra, he encased himself in the smoke again, only this time when it dissipated two men were left in a very compromising position. Sasuke and Sai, mid-extremely hot sex, and very, very naked.

Sakura immediately regretted not having a camera hanging around her neck as she nearly had a nose bleed and a heart attack all at the same time. Of course she'd never admit it, but Sai was kind of hot. She'd even commented on more than one occasion how much he resembled her precious Sasuke-kun. If one were to read between the lines, they'd notice she was commenting on his looks and could immediately tell she was attracted. Of course, they only commented on how she loved to hit him, so that was lost.

Kakashi didn't really know what to say, as did Sai, who simply stared.

It was Naruto who had the most diverse reaction. Faking a grossed-out expression, his mind immediately began to filter though a million thoughts. He immediately picked out how Konohamaru got Sasuke's chest wrong. There was a tiny scar he'd received, from Naruto, during sparring once, on the side next to his rib. Konohamaru couldn't have known about it, but Naruto did. Another thing was his hair, which wasn't nearly as spiky as the boy made it. And last was the curve of his back, which Naruto knew wasn't that feminine. Not that he'd been looking, or anything. Surely, after two years, Naruto couldn't have remembered the layout of his best friend's body that well, right?

But the last thing that crossed Naruto's mind, before and during smacking Konohamaru over the head, was 'Why in the hell didn't you use me instead of Sai?'


The first part actually happened, and I feel, entirely, the second part happened, too. lol.

Oh, btw, I've started another multi-chappie fic, titled Inevitable. You can read the prologue and chapter 1 by clicking on my username above. Thankies!!!