A/N: Alright, so I know I said I only wrong one, but this one smacked me upside the head and wouldn't stop coming back. All in all, it was giving me a migraine. Hope you enjoy it!


One-Shot #65
New Decor

"Alright, that's it!" Sasuke growled out, digging his hands into his hair and fisting them there, tugging sharply on the dark locks. "Get out of my house, Uzumaki!"

Naruto paused, a couple ramen noodles hanging halfway out of his mouth, his lips pursed together mid-suck. The chopsticks were still paused halfway between the noodles and the ramen bowl he held in his hand. He arched a blonde eyebrow and, with a mouth full of food, asked Sasuke what was wrong.

Very overdramatically, Sasuke threw his arms out and spun himself around in a complete circle. "Need I say more?"

Naruto let his eyes dart to where Sasuke was pointing, but didn't really see anything wrong. "I don't get it…" He put the empty ramen bowl back on the table, setting the chopsticks down gingerly beside the bowl, and leaned against the kitchen counter.

Sasuke growled, baring his teeth. "Naruto, get out of my house!"

"B-but…"

Sasuke sent Naruto anther glare, a very intense one, and stormed up the stairs. Naruto could faintly hear the mumbled death threats seeping down the stairs and cringed slightly. Maybe Sasuke was right, maybe he did go a little too far on this year's Valentine's Day decorations.

Naruto climbed the stairs, hoping his ninja skills would protect him from the barrage of kunai, shuriken, and anything else that could be life-threatening that Sasuke was bound to throw at him. Besides, Sasuke couldn't stay mad at him forever, could he?

What was wrong with Naruto painting Sasuke's perfect white walls bubblegum pink? After all, it was Valentine's Day…


Yippie skippie! Kinda short, but at least it's remotely happy, right?

And when I say "bubblegum" pink, I mean Sakura's hair color. So, you can completely understand if Sasuke was pissed...