A/N: I'm having a severe case of writer's block. I'm sorry...so I do present you with this piece of crap (and, for those of you who read Inevitable, chapter 14 there, too.) I wrote it while listening to Fefe Dobson's "Don't Let it Go To Your Head" but I'm not quite sure the one-shot has anything to do with it. lol, go figure.
One-Shot #80
Wrong
Sasuke knew something was horribly wrong. Either he totally lost his mind, his sanity, or this was one big genjutsu that messed with his thought patterns. Something was wrong and somehow, Sasuke just knew, it was Naruto's fault.
Since when did Sasuke have this disturbing urge to just touch. He wanted to touch everything on that boys' body, from his hair to the smooth skin that connected his shoulder to his neck. Even the silky skin on Naruto's wrist was enticing. And, oh, the urge to press his lips against Naruto's, just to feel the chapped and cracked exterior coating those full pink lips was enough to drive him insane.
And smelling was a whole other story. His nostrils would pick up the scent of Naruto's shampoo and body spray from nearly anywhere. The wind barely had to shift in his general direction to give Sasuke a hint of Naruto's fragrance. Even the way Naruto's breath constantly smelled like ramen didn't irk the Uchiha. If anything, it made the connection stronger…and gave Sasuke a strange craving for miso pork ramen.
And Sasuke hated how he took to doodling – whether it be with pen and paper or a stick in dry dirt – the characters that spelled out Uzumaki Naruto. It was so embarrassing to be constantly scuffing the dirt with his sandal to cover it up, or scrunching up paper and hiding it in his backpack. One day he was sure the clever and annoying orange-clan ninja would find them. The day he surrounded one particular doodle with a large heart was the day Sasuke swore he had, quite literally, gone insane. He scuffed the dirt so hard he made a hole in the ground, which came out looking an awful lot like a heart. Sasuke could be heard growling at the ground before jumping into a tree. He figured if he didn't have anything to doodle with, he wouldn't bother doing the annoying act.
When the usually stoic teenager finally came to grips with what he was feeling, it was in front of Sakura and Kakashi and was, quite literally, screamed at the blonde. Naruto's eyes got big and his mouth fell open, and Sasuke was sure he wanted to crawl in a hole and live out the rest of his life there. There was no way this could end well…until Naruto pounced on him, kissing him passionately.
Although he does admit now, even begrudgingly, that he is, in fact, in love, Sasuke still won't show it publicly. At least, not unless his boyfriend clings to his neck and presses his lips tightly against Sasuke's, then the teenager has no choice but to return the kiss.
But Sasuke is definitely not out of control. Not at all. Nothing is wrong with Sasuke feeling a little different around the blonde. Nothing at all. But, this still is all Naruto's fault.
Someone wanna find my SasuNaru muse and return him/her to me? I'll pay heavily (like, ya know, and good one-shot?) Thanks in advance!
