Yuri: WELCOME TO THE GAKUEN ALICE AND PSYCHO BUSTERS BLOOPERS! Now Mikan please do the disclaimer.
Mikan: Okay! Eternal_Bluerose_Yuri does not own Gakuen Alice nor Psycho Busters
Yuri: Thank you Mikan.
Mikan: Enjoy the story!
Gakuen Alice and Psycho Busters B-L-O-O-P-E-R-S
"Hey and welcome to Gakuen Alice" Narumi told the five people who were staring at the place.
"Where?" Kakeru asked
"Gakuen Alice of course everyone at Gakuen Alice has an alice.
"Alice?" Kakeru asked again.
"Yeah, people like you," Narumi told them.
"But we're physics." Ayano told them.
"No, you have alices, Ayano you have the Telepathy and Astral Projection alice."
"What?" Ayano asked.
"Kakeru has the Chronodiving alice."
"Huh???" Kakeru said.
"Kaito has the fire alice, like little Kuro Neko there."
"Do you want to get burned?" Kaito and Natsume said in union.
"Xiao Long has the healing and qigong alice"
"…"
"And Joi has the clairvoyance alice"
"…"
"WE ARE psychics"
"You have alices"
"psychics"
Okay two can play this game Narumi thought. "ALICES"
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"Um… you guys" Xiao Long started
"ALICES"
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"Hey-" Joi started.
"psychics"
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"Hey, we are-"
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"CUT!"The director screamed. Narumi and Ayano looked at him.
Joi: We're really sorry. We were in the wrong place
Ayano and Narumi: Sweatdrop
Xiao Long: Yeah, we tried to tell you that
Ayano and Narumi: We?
Xiao Long: Yeah we Points to himself, Joi, Mikan, Natsume Kaito, Kakeru, Hotaru and Ruka
Narumi: Why didn't you blast me with fire?
Natsume: Hn
Mikan: WE DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE ALICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narumi: Oh right. How about the baka gun.
Hotaru: It got jammed
Narumi: Sweatdrop
Narumi: Ani-
Ruka: Before you finish that, let us repeat again. We do not have alices nor psychic powers
Narumi: Oh right…
Kakeru: Yeah, but Kaito is looking like he's about to kill someone
Director: WE START SHOOTING AGIN FROM SCENE 3 IN 3 SECONDS
Everyone scrambles to get into place
Kaito: Scene Three take two Crushes poor board
Director: And Cut Get's out of director chair
Director to Kaito: You Need Anger management
Kaito: THEY BUSTED MY EARDRUMS, AND YOU THINK I NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT?!?!?!
Director: No I don't think… I'm commanding. Now go before I fire you
Kaito: I don't even get paid for this job, UNFAIR TREATMENT! I WANT TO QUIT!
Joi: But you can't, so deal with it
Kaito: Fuck off Joi
Joi: Xiao Long beat him up
Xiao Long: eyes shine Okay! Goes to beat Kaito up
Kaito: Er… Xiao Long… why do you have that evil glint in your eye? NO GET AWAY FROM ME! THAT'S A FUCKING SWORD! DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME!?!?! GO BEAT UP JOI! NO! STAY AWAY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Runs away like a girl screaming
Xiao Long: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Runs after Kaito with Kanta raised
Kakeru: Don't you think it's going a little too far?
Joi: Nope. Xiao Long doesn't use real weapons or at least not extremely sharp ones. The one he has is real but it's dull
Kakeru: Oh, if you put it that way then, I'll sit and enjoy the show. Popcorn bag appears out of nowhere Popcorn?
Joi: No thanks
Director: STOP RUINING THE STAGE!!!
Kaito still running away from Xiao Long and Xiao Long is still chasing him, while they ruin the whole stage
Kakeru: Hey, who wants to go on break?
Anna: Yeah let's go, I don't want to face the director's wrath Leaves
Nonoko: Yeah… Leaves
Natsume: Hn… Leaves
Narumi: Let's go… Leaves
Persona: Leaves
Whole Gakuen Alice cast leaves.
Ayano: Let's go…
Joi: I'm with you
Kakeru: Yeah
Maya: Wait for me!
Whole Psycho Busters cast leaves minus Kaito and Xiao Long
Yuri: Please review the story! Now say bye Mikan-chan!
Mikan: Bye bye!
Natsume: Hn
Yuri and Mikan: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?!
Natsume: You're annoying polka, bipolar
Yuri: Huh?
Natsume: Hn.
Yuri: Please get a dictionary… oh that'll be your unbirthday present from me!
Natsume: WTF?!?!
Yuri: Unbirthday you know from though the looking glass
Natsume: Hn.
Yuri: DON"T IGNORE ME!
Xiao Long: Please review. It would be extremely appreciated.
