Yuri:
Yo! No more er… Yuri in this story…
Joi: Because she wants to
stop ruining this whole thing
Yuri: Oh shut up!
Joi: rolls eyes
Lavi: Hi!
Yuri: where did you come from?
Lavi: I was here the whole time.
Yuri: WHAT?!?!?
Kanda: Che…Baka usagi, Baka Yuri, Baka Moyashi…
Yuri: WTF?!?!
Joi: Wow… O.O
Allen: Eternal_Bluerose_Yuri does not own any of the mangas or characters followed: Gakuen Alice, Joi, and the guest starting manga: -man
Yuri: Don't ask how I intertwine these manga…it's creepy…
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"So, Koumi, you're sending us on a mission to Japan, in the future," Allen stressed out each word.
"Yep!" Koumi told him.
"So how are we going to go into the future?"
"The ark!"
"DAMN USAGI! STOP BRAIDING MY HAIR!" Kanda screamed at Lavi and proceeded to pull out Mugen.
Director: CUT!!!!
Mikan: We didn't even get to Gakuen Alice's part…
Hotaru: WHY!?!?!?!
Mikan: I know why?
Hotaru: WHY IS THE BAKA GUN JAMMED AGAIN!?!?!?
Mikan: I know why didn't we get to our part again?
Ruka: Wow…
Natsume: I know
Allen: Wow…
Kanda: I know
Lavi: Wow…
Lenalee: I know
Koumi: Wow…
Reever: I know
Director: Back in positions, we're filming again in 5 4 3 2 1!
Allen: Scene 1 Take 2
"So, Koumi, you're sending us on a mission to Japan, in the future," Allen stressed out each word.
"Yep!" Koumi told him.
"So how are we going to go into the future?"
"The ark!"
"The ark can do that?" Allen asked.
"Yep!" Koumi smiled.
"Okay…" Allen said.
"…" Everyone looked at the sleeping Kanda. Allen poked him really hard.
"MOYASHI!" Kanda screamed while everyone kept on staring at him. "Che. A person can't get their sleep anymore."
Director: CUT!
Kanda: Che
Director: KANDA! DO NOT SLEEP WHILE WE ARE FILMING!
Kanda: Che
Director: FILMING AGAIN IN 5 4 3 2 1
"Okay…" Allen said.
"Che."
"Yuu-chan! Don't be so-"
"STOP CALLING ME BY MY FIRST NAME!" Kanda unsheathed Mugen and pointed it at the red head's neck.
"Er…"
"Che." With that Kanda removed Mugen.
"GAHHH!! I'M BLEEDING! HOW COULD YOU?!?!? YOU NICKED SOME OF MY SKIN!!!" Lavi screamed as a few drops of blood started trailing down his neck.
Director: CUT!
Director: KANDA YUU! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR COMRADE!?!
Kanda: Che, it's just a small mark
Director:
KANDA YUU! APOLIGIZE NOW!
Kanda: No
Director: Raises kantas that appeared out of thin air
Kanda: Brings out Mugen
Director: Lunges at Kanda with kantas
Kanda: Lunges at director with Mugen
Lavi: Um… are they going to die?
Mikan: I think, maybe…
Natsume: Hn.
Hotaru: Brings out Baka missile and fires it at Kanda and the Director, but misses and hits the stage
Hotaru: Er… I didn't do that
Director: Trying to stab Kanda with his kantas
Kanda: Avoiding the director's kantas
Hotaru: IT WAS ALL NATSUME'S FAULT!! Thrusts the Baka missile into Natsume's arms
Natsume: twitch
Lavi: Brings out his huge hammer and whacks the Director and Kanda on the head…rather hard
Allen: Lavi, was that supposed to happen?
Mikan: Lavi I don't really think they were supposed to you know become unconscious
Anna: I know
Lavi: Oops
Hotaru: Baka
Ruka: So, I was wondering if you guys wanted to leave before the woke up and tried to kill us
Mikan: Eyes Widen I'm with you! Runs out as fast as she can
Everyone but the director and Kanda follow
A few minutes pass
Kanda: Ugh…Were is everyone?
Kanda: BAKA USAGI!! Waves Mugen around and tries to find Lavi
Director: YOU IDIOT LAVI!! Two kantas appear out of no where and tires to find Lavi
The End. :P
Yuri: Poor Lavi…
Lavi: . Your trying to kill me?
Yuri: They won't find you here! :D
Joi: Wow. =.=
Lavi: I know
Yuri: At least I hope not…
Lavi: WHAT!?!?! Runs out
Xiao Long: That was a really stupid idea
Yuri: Why?
Xiao Long: The director and Kanda are right outside
Yuri: Er… WE'RE COMIGN TO SAVE YOU LAVI!
Distant screaming in background
Mikan: Please Review… Free e-cookies?
