Yuri: Yo! No more er… Yuri in this story…
Joi: Because she wants to stop ruining this whole thing

Yuri: Oh shut up!

Joi: rolls eyes

Lavi: Hi!

Yuri: where did you come from?

Lavi: I was here the whole time.

Yuri: WHAT?!?!?

Kanda: Che…Baka usagi, Baka Yuri, Baka Moyashi…

Yuri: WTF?!?!

Joi: Wow… O.O

Allen: Eternal_Bluerose_Yuri does not own any of the mangas or characters followed: Gakuen Alice, Joi, and the guest starting manga: -man

Yuri: Don't ask how I intertwine these manga…it's creepy…

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"So, Koumi, you're sending us on a mission to Japan, in the future," Allen stressed out each word.

"Yep!" Koumi told him.

"So how are we going to go into the future?"

"The ark!"

"DAMN USAGI! STOP BRAIDING MY HAIR!" Kanda screamed at Lavi and proceeded to pull out Mugen.

Director: CUT!!!!

Mikan: We didn't even get to Gakuen Alice's part…

Hotaru: WHY!?!?!?!

Mikan: I know why?

Hotaru: WHY IS THE BAKA GUN JAMMED AGAIN!?!?!?

Mikan: I know why didn't we get to our part again?

Ruka: Wow…

Natsume: I know

Allen: Wow…

Kanda: I know

Lavi: Wow…

Lenalee: I know

Koumi: Wow…

Reever: I know

Director: Back in positions, we're filming again in 5 4 3 2 1!

Allen: Scene 1 Take 2

"So, Koumi, you're sending us on a mission to Japan, in the future," Allen stressed out each word.

"Yep!" Koumi told him.

"So how are we going to go into the future?"

"The ark!"

"The ark can do that?" Allen asked.

"Yep!" Koumi smiled.

"Okay…" Allen said.

"…" Everyone looked at the sleeping Kanda. Allen poked him really hard.

"MOYASHI!" Kanda screamed while everyone kept on staring at him. "Che. A person can't get their sleep anymore."

Director: CUT!

Kanda: Che

Director: KANDA! DO NOT SLEEP WHILE WE ARE FILMING!

Kanda: Che

Director: FILMING AGAIN IN 5 4 3 2 1

"Okay…" Allen said.

"Che."

"Yuu-chan! Don't be so-"

"STOP CALLING ME BY MY FIRST NAME!" Kanda unsheathed Mugen and pointed it at the red head's neck.

"Er…"

"Che." With that Kanda removed Mugen.

"GAHHH!! I'M BLEEDING! HOW COULD YOU?!?!? YOU NICKED SOME OF MY SKIN!!!" Lavi screamed as a few drops of blood started trailing down his neck.

Director: CUT!

Director: KANDA YUU! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR COMRADE!?!

Kanda: Che, it's just a small mark

Director: KANDA YUU! APOLIGIZE NOW!
Kanda: No

Director: Raises kantas that appeared out of thin air

Kanda: Brings out Mugen

Director: Lunges at Kanda with kantas

Kanda: Lunges at director with Mugen

Lavi: Um… are they going to die?

Mikan: I think, maybe…

Natsume: Hn.

Hotaru: Brings out Baka missile and fires it at Kanda and the Director, but misses and hits the stage

Hotaru: Er… I didn't do that

Director: Trying to stab Kanda with his kantas

Kanda: Avoiding the director's kantas

Hotaru: IT WAS ALL NATSUME'S FAULT!! Thrusts the Baka missile into Natsume's arms

Natsume: twitch

Lavi: Brings out his huge hammer and whacks the Director and Kanda on the head…rather hard

Allen: Lavi, was that supposed to happen?

Mikan: Lavi I don't really think they were supposed to you know become unconscious

Anna: I know

Lavi: Oops

Hotaru: Baka

Ruka: So, I was wondering if you guys wanted to leave before the woke up and tried to kill us

Mikan: Eyes Widen I'm with you! Runs out as fast as she can

Everyone but the director and Kanda follow

A few minutes pass

Kanda: Ugh…Were is everyone?

Kanda: BAKA USAGI!! Waves Mugen around and tries to find Lavi

Director: YOU IDIOT LAVI!! Two kantas appear out of no where and tires to find Lavi

The End. :P

Yuri: Poor Lavi…

Lavi: . Your trying to kill me?

Yuri: They won't find you here! :D

Joi: Wow. =.=

Lavi: I know

Yuri: At least I hope not…

Lavi: WHAT!?!?! Runs out

Xiao Long: That was a really stupid idea

Yuri: Why?

Xiao Long: The director and Kanda are right outside

Yuri: Er… WE'RE COMIGN TO SAVE YOU LAVI!

Distant screaming in background

Mikan: Please Review… Free e-cookies?