Joi: Sure your sudden lack of writing, you wrote a few chapters and started a few one-shots, but never got to finish. Yeah a sudden lack of writing. I'm-mmmphh Bites Yuri's hand
Yuri: OWW!Joi: As I was saying I'm sure it has to do with your laptop crashing.
Yuri: Er… IT WAS ALL ……… HIS FAULT! Points to cut out figure of Toushiro Hitsugaya
Joi: How is it that guy's fault?
Yuri: IT'S ALL HIS FAULT THAT MY COMPUTER CRASHED!
Joi: Wow… she managed to at least convince one person…
Rain: yeah herself…
Joi: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?!?
Rain: YURI!! HOW COULD YOU NOT INTRODUCE ME!
Yuri: Er… I kind of forgotJoi: Eternal_bluerose_yuri does not own any of the following mangas, animes ect, thus mentioned in the story or the disclaimer.
Gakuen Alice vs. Bleach
Attack of the stoics
Toushiro: What the hell is with that title?
Natusume: Attack of the stoics??
Director: Yeah! I mean there are only a few stoic people in each, so I thought it would be-
Toushiro: Shut up
Anna: Is it me or is it a lot colder in here?
Matsumoto: TAICHO!!!
Mikan: Er… the story hasn't even started yet and they're screaming
Rukia: Really?
Ruka: It's true, usually the story at least starts about with a few sentences at least.
Nonoko: The record was the Psycho Busters people. They managed to get a whole 15 minutes
Rukia: That was the shortest?
Ruka: No, that was the longest and it was only because they were screaming at each other about whether they had alices or psychic powers, that lasted about 14ish minutes.
Rukia: So, that took up most of the time
Mikan: Yeah
Matsumoto: TAICHO! REMEMBER THOSE ANGER MANGAEMENT LESSONS?!?!?!
Rukia: He had anger management lesson?
Ruka: Who, did?
Mikan: N-A-T-S-U-M-E!!!! DON'T TRY AND KILL THE DIRECTOR, AT LEAST NOT BY YOURSELF! STOP BEING SO GODDAMN SELFISH! LET ME HELP!
Ruka: The director is really going to kill her.
Rukia: Oh
Ruka: Say Hotaru, is the baka gun still jammed?
Hotaru: Yeah…
Ruka: The seventh episode and it's still jammed
Rukia: Is it normal for the stage to go crashing down like that?
Ruka: Huh?
Renji: This is place is really messed up
Anna: What did you say?
Ruka: MIKAN! NATSUME! SHORTY! GET AWAY FROM THERE! THE DIRECTOR IS GOING TO KILL YOU!
Toushiro: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!?
Ruka: It just-mmmph mmmmh
Matsumoto: Bad idea to call him shorty
Hinamori: SHIRO-KUN!
Toushiro: IT'S HITSUGAYA TAICHO!
Ruka: MIKAN! NATUSUME!
Mikan and Natusume turn their heads toward RukaHotaru: It's jammed… WHY?
Anna: THE DIRECTOR HAS A MACHINE GUN!
Hotaru: Takes out Baka Bazooka and fires
Baka Bazooka: BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA!
Mikan: Why? Has fist prints on her head
Toushirou: Glares at Hotaru and cut the fists in half with Hyorinmaru
Natsume: Burns fists
Director: Glares at the Baka Bazooka and takes out a real Bazooka
Ruka: Er… Hotaru I just think you made it worse
Ichigo: THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY WRONG WITH THIS PLACE
Ruka: RUN BEHIND THE STAGE EVERYONE!!! Points to stage
Everyone but Ruka, Hotaru, Toushirou, and a few other people runs behind the stageRuka: Sweatdrop Those people are idiot. Now run for it! Runs out of the studio
Hotaru, Toushirou and a few others follow
Director: Aims Bazooka at the stage…
Matsumoto: Taicho? Looks around for Toushirou
Mikan: They abandoned us!
Ichigo: HE'S GOING TO FIRE!
Everyone: RUN AWAY!!!!
Director: Fires Bazooka at the stage
Slow MotionEveryone: NOOOOO!!!! Jumps out of the way of the bazooka
Normal MotionDirector: Takes out Machine Gun and fires it at everyone
Bleach Director Comes in suddenlyBleach Director: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY CAST?? DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FUCKING FIND PEOPLE WHO ARE AS GOOD AS THEM?
Director: Then Die
Bleach Director: Runs out and them comes back in with a tank
Director: Missile Ready. Lauches the Missile at the Bleach Director
Bleach Director: Fires at the Director
Ichigo: I think now would be a good time-
BOOM! Everyone turns their head to the studio next doorOut walks the cast their clothes on fire
Director: Er… Peace?
Bleach Director: Yeah Peace
Director: But first… Turns to Ichigo and the others
Ichigo: I think this is the part where we run away
Mikan: Yeah…
Kon: AWAY!
Natsume: Hn
Anna: STOP TALKING AND RUN! Runs away from psycho Director
Nonoko: RUN! Follows Anna
OutsideJoi: What's the huge- Stares at Tank and Missiles
Joi: YURI!!!!
Yuri's studioYuri: ACHOO!
Ruka: Are you fine?
Yuri: Perfect!
Yuri: It's freezing in here though
Rain: I'll go turn on the heat
Yuri: Yep! THE END!Rain: YURI! YOU DIDN'T INTORDUCE ME! WHY?? TT_TT
Joi: Because you weren't important enoughYuri: SHUT UP!
Marie: The process again
Joi: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Yuri: Hey Marie
Marie: So, you didn't tell others about me?
Yuri: No… put down that knife
Joi: Uh… am I suppose to stop them?
Yuri being chased by Marie and Rain who both have knifes Joi: So er… Review please!Yuri: Distant Calling FOR ANY NEW IDEAS IN CROSS OVERS FOR THIS STORY PLEASE TELL ME IN THE REVIEW!!!! THAT OR THE STORY DIES!!! AND A NEW ONE TAKES IT'S PLACE!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MARIE PUT DOWN THAT GUN.
BANG! Joi: There's so much blood…Yuri: Okay… that's it!
A bloody fight occurs between Yuri and Rain, Marie slipped away to read Yaoi Marie: So review! And thanks for reading! A/N: Yes I know I am a very violent person when it comes to it. For more violence please read my disclaimers in a few of my other stories, or await the new story that will come out called: Behind the Scenes. It's like this story but no crossovers, so tell me which stories you want. ManBleach
Gakuen Alice
Naruto
Psycho Busters
Crossovers
Please chooseI feel complied to thank all of those who stuck to this story! I really appreciate it! ARIGATO!!! (Sp?) 谢谢THANK YOU SO MUCH!! Bows head to readers. ~Eternal_Bluerose_Yuri
Marie: She took up so much space
Yuri: Shut up Marie
Rain: OUR FIGHT'S NOT OVER YET!
Yuri: Steals Hyorinmaru and hits Rain with the handle while cutting herself
Maire; Let me explain the basics of using a swordRain: Sweatdrop
Marie: First of all you hold it by the handle not the sharp pointy thingYuri: Er.. okay
Maire: Then you swing the sword not too much either
Yuri: Nods
Maire: Like this Demonstrates it while accidentally nicking a part of Toushirou's skin when he just came in here
Temperature drops by a lot
Joi: Please Review… and End the story all ready. I don't think the readers want to read about the part where Yuri and her friends get decapitated by Hyorinmaru's rightful owner Toushioru Hitsugaya.
Marie, Rain and Yuri: GAHHHH! THANKS FOR READING!! PLEASE REVIEW!!!
