Yuri: So due to my sudden lack of writing-

Joi: Sure your sudden lack of writing, you wrote a few chapters and started a few one-shots, but never got to finish. Yeah a sudden lack of writing. I'm-mmmphh Bites Yuri's hand

Yuri: OWW!

Joi: As I was saying I'm sure it has to do with your laptop crashing.

Yuri: Er… IT WAS ALL ……… HIS FAULT! Points to cut out figure of Toushiro Hitsugaya

Joi: How is it that guy's fault?

Yuri: IT'S ALL HIS FAULT THAT MY COMPUTER CRASHED!

Joi: Wow… she managed to at least convince one person…

Rain: yeah herself…

Joi: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?!?

Rain: YURI!! HOW COULD YOU NOT INTRODUCE ME!

Yuri: Er… I kind of forgot

Joi: Eternal_bluerose_yuri does not own any of the following mangas, animes ect, thus mentioned in the story or the disclaimer.

Gakuen Alice vs. Bleach

Attack of the stoics

Toushiro: What the hell is with that title?

Natusume: Attack of the stoics??

Director: Yeah! I mean there are only a few stoic people in each, so I thought it would be-

Toushiro: Shut up

Anna: Is it me or is it a lot colder in here?

Matsumoto: TAICHO!!!

Mikan: Er… the story hasn't even started yet and they're screaming

Rukia: Really?

Ruka: It's true, usually the story at least starts about with a few sentences at least.

Nonoko: The record was the Psycho Busters people. They managed to get a whole 15 minutes

Rukia: That was the shortest?

Ruka: No, that was the longest and it was only because they were screaming at each other about whether they had alices or psychic powers, that lasted about 14ish minutes.

Rukia: So, that took up most of the time

Mikan: Yeah

Matsumoto: TAICHO! REMEMBER THOSE ANGER MANGAEMENT LESSONS?!?!?!

Rukia: He had anger management lesson?

Ruka: Who, did?

Mikan: N-A-T-S-U-M-E!!!! DON'T TRY AND KILL THE DIRECTOR, AT LEAST NOT BY YOURSELF! STOP BEING SO GODDAMN SELFISH! LET ME HELP!

Ruka: The director is really going to kill her.

Rukia: Oh

Ruka: Say Hotaru, is the baka gun still jammed?

Hotaru: Yeah…

Ruka: The seventh episode and it's still jammed

Rukia: Is it normal for the stage to go crashing down like that?

Ruka: Huh?

Renji: This is place is really messed up

Anna: What did you say?

Ruka: MIKAN! NATSUME! SHORTY! GET AWAY FROM THERE! THE DIRECTOR IS GOING TO KILL YOU!

Toushiro: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!?

Ruka: It just-mmmph mmmmh

Matsumoto: Bad idea to call him shorty

Hinamori: SHIRO-KUN!

Toushiro: IT'S HITSUGAYA TAICHO!

Ruka: MIKAN! NATUSUME!

Mikan and Natusume turn their heads toward Ruka

Hotaru: It's jammed… WHY?

Anna: THE DIRECTOR HAS A MACHINE GUN!

Hotaru: Takes out Baka Bazooka and fires

Baka Bazooka: BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA!

Mikan: Why? Has fist prints on her head

Toushirou: Glares at Hotaru and cut the fists in half with Hyorinmaru

Natsume: Burns fists

Director: Glares at the Baka Bazooka and takes out a real Bazooka

Ruka: Er… Hotaru I just think you made it worse

Ichigo: THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY WRONG WITH THIS PLACE

Ruka: RUN BEHIND THE STAGE EVERYONE!!! Points to stage

Everyone but Ruka, Hotaru, Toushirou, and a few other people runs behind the stage

Ruka: Sweatdrop Those people are idiot. Now run for it! Runs out of the studio

Hotaru, Toushirou and a few others follow

Director: Aims Bazooka at the stage…

Matsumoto: Taicho? Looks around for Toushirou

Mikan: They abandoned us!

Ichigo: HE'S GOING TO FIRE!

Everyone: RUN AWAY!!!!

Director: Fires Bazooka at the stage

Slow Motion

Everyone: NOOOOO!!!! Jumps out of the way of the bazooka

Normal Motion

Director: Takes out Machine Gun and fires it at everyone

Bleach Director Comes in suddenly

Bleach Director: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY CAST?? DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FUCKING FIND PEOPLE WHO ARE AS GOOD AS THEM?

Director: Then Die

Bleach Director: Runs out and them comes back in with a tank

Director: Missile Ready. Lauches the Missile at the Bleach Director

Bleach Director: Fires at the Director

Ichigo: I think now would be a good time-

BOOM! Everyone turns their head to the studio next door

Out walks the cast their clothes on fire

Director: Er… Peace?

Bleach Director: Yeah Peace

Director: But first… Turns to Ichigo and the others

Ichigo: I think this is the part where we run away

Mikan: Yeah…

Kon: AWAY!

Natsume: Hn

Anna: STOP TALKING AND RUN! Runs away from psycho Director

Nonoko: RUN! Follows Anna

Outside

Joi: What's the huge- Stares at Tank and Missiles

Joi: YURI!!!!

Yuri's studio

Yuri: ACHOO!

Ruka: Are you fine?

Yuri: Perfect!

Yuri: It's freezing in here though

Rain: I'll go turn on the heat

Yuri: Yep! THE END!

Rain: YURI! YOU DIDN'T INTORDUCE ME! WHY?? TT_TT

Joi: Because you weren't important enough

Yuri: SHUT UP!

Marie: The process again

Joi: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

Yuri: Hey Marie

Marie: So, you didn't tell others about me?

Yuri: No… put down that knife

Joi: Uh… am I suppose to stop them?

Yuri being chased by Marie and Rain who both have knifes Joi: So er… Review please!

Yuri: Distant Calling FOR ANY NEW IDEAS IN CROSS OVERS FOR THIS STORY PLEASE TELL ME IN THE REVIEW!!!! THAT OR THE STORY DIES!!! AND A NEW ONE TAKES IT'S PLACE!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MARIE PUT DOWN THAT GUN.

BANG! Joi: There's so much blood…

Yuri: Okay… that's it!

A bloody fight occurs between Yuri and Rain, Marie slipped away to read Yaoi Marie: So review! And thanks for reading! A/N: Yes I know I am a very violent person when it comes to it. For more violence please read my disclaimers in a few of my other stories, or await the new story that will come out called: Behind the Scenes. It's like this story but no crossovers, so tell me which stories you want. Man

Bleach

Gakuen Alice

Naruto

Psycho Busters

Crossovers

Please chooseI feel complied to thank all of those who stuck to this story! I really appreciate it! ARIGATO!!! (Sp?) 谢谢THANK YOU SO MUCH!! Bows head to readers. ~Eternal_Bluerose_Yuri

Marie: She took up so much space

Yuri: Shut up Marie

Rain: OUR FIGHT'S NOT OVER YET!

Yuri: Steals Hyorinmaru and hits Rain with the handle while cutting herself

Maire; Let me explain the basics of using a sword

Rain: Sweatdrop

Marie: First of all you hold it by the handle not the sharp pointy thing

Yuri: Er.. okay

Maire: Then you swing the sword not too much either

Yuri: Nods

Maire: Like this Demonstrates it while accidentally nicking a part of Toushirou's skin when he just came in here

Temperature drops by a lot

Joi: Please Review… and End the story all ready. I don't think the readers want to read about the part where Yuri and her friends get decapitated by Hyorinmaru's rightful owner Toushioru Hitsugaya.

Marie, Rain and Yuri: GAHHHH! THANKS FOR READING!! PLEASE REVIEW!!!