Chapter 6: Distractions

"Damn it! How many times do I have to tell you I am distracting him?!?" screamed Sonic.

"And how many times do I have to tell you that you are too slow." said Shadow.

"You are so full of it!"

"Well I'm not so happy-go-lucky."

"Shut up! At least I don't need any kind of material possession to get me through life." stated Sonic.

"That's a lie."

"Well Second Rate, prove me wrong!"

"I can prove you wrong with two words." said Shadow.

"Yeah go ahead I'm listening."

"Black Knight."

Sonic blushed a bit.

"But that was only one game." said the cobalt hedgehog.

"Yeah and so was mine. Too bad the company made it where I couldn't shoot you when I saw you in Westopolis."

"Well, blackie, that's because Sega loves me."

"No they feel sorry for you."

"Well at least I didn't die in my first game."

"Well for your info I didn't , but it was all I could do from doing a happy dance and yell PARTY, when you died in your game." huffed Shadow.

"Well besides in Black Knight my sword was cool."

"Well my guns didn't talk." said Shadow, " My fingers did the talking."

"Yeah and so does your mouth," said Sonic, "You need to shut up."

"Getting mad?"

"Grrr…"

"I take that as a yes." laughed Shadow, "Ha! The faker's loosing it."

"SHADOW! SHUT THE HELL UP!!!" screamed the blue hedgehog.

"Oh now, now, Sonic."

"You are so lucky Second Rate that we are in a plane in the air, or I'd dismember you."

"Really is that a threat?" asked the onyx hedgehog.

"More like a promise."

"Alright if you don't shut up yourself I'm gonna make you into a blue berry mush."

"Bring it on!"

"OH WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP BEFORE I NEUTER YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!" screamed Rouge who's face was red in anger.

"Yes Rouge." said the two at the same time.

"Good."


Amy's face was now blue. Scourge just shook her violently, "I outta let you fucking die."

Amy reached out and pinched Scourge's shoulder nerve. "GAH!"

The pink hedgehog jumped up to run out the door, but Scourge grabbed her by the back of her quills and banged her head on the handle on the door making her fall.

"Argh!"

"Dumb assed bitch."

"Scourge snap out of it." cried Amy, "Please."

"Snap out of what the only fucking thing I would love to snap is your neck." he then then smirked, "Better yet how about I pluck out one of your eyes like I did ole Patch a few years ago."

"No Scourge."

He turned and looked up, "Yes patch did scream for the longest, but those helpless cries were music to my ears." stated the green hedgehog still holding Amy by her quills, " I really got upset when it stopped, and I really thought of plucking out the other, but hey what's the use of a blind person?"

He held up her chin and smirked, "I'd really like to know what you think?"

Scourge pulled her to her feet, "I think I have had enough of your bull shit." screamed Amy kneeing him in his sensitve spot.

Scourge rolled over, "Amy." he cried in a high pitched voice, "What did you do that for?"

"Is this the second personality? In which I will call Timid from now on."

"Yes." cried Scourge.

Amy stood up and helded Scourge to his feet, "Sorry, but I had no other way of bringing you out."

"So what did I try to do this time?" asked Scourge.

"Well, you pretened my head was a hammer and tried it out on the door."

"It's a miracle you can even stand." said Scourge, "Did it hurt?"

"No you dumb ass it tickled what the hell do you think?"

"I think I need help."

"I think that you do too, but for now let me get back to my house so I can change out of this skimpy gown and get some decent clothes on."

"Okay, and besides it's not a good idea to wear something like that anyways."

"Yeah. I know."