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~Play House~
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"Heeey!! Let's play house!!!" Kagura proposed with a cute little giggle.
"Play House?" Yamazaki asked
"Yeah! Gin-chan will gonna be the Pappy and Shinpachi will gonna be the Mommy!!" She clapped happily.
"Nooo waaay~ I don't wannaa!" Gintoki lazily said as he dig his nose.
"Hey!! Why I'm the mother!?" Shinpachi retorted.
"Hmm... Then let's do a draw lots. I will write the roles for our play house and put it to my magic box" Tatsuma suggested. Everyone agreed.
"Okaaaay done! Please fall in line then pick one" They followed Tatsuma's orders. Everyone already got their paper except for Takasugi. They look at him, waiting for his action.
"Why would I participate in that crap! Tsk!" He said as he look away.
"Come on Takasugi! I put a role here where you will destroy a family. In other words... It's the 'Affair Role'" Tatsuma said full of enthusiasm. That made the straight man characters facepalm.
"Uhm... Tatsuma where did you got that Idea?" Yamazaki asked.
Takasugi seems convinced so he took the last paper.
"Ugh... In the end I'm still the father..." Little Gintoki said full of disappointment.
"Ah! Kagura is the son!!!" Kagura shout with joy as she held the paper up high.
"Uh... I'm the son's friend" Kyuubei said
"I'm the... Hey Tatsumaa!!! You said I might pick the destroyer but I got the Mother role instead!!!" Furious Takasugi said.
"Ahahaha ahahaha I'm the supermarket owner!! Yeeey!" Tatsuma said ignoring Takasugi's complaints.
"Hey... this says that I am the pet dog..." Katsura said with an unbelievable look.
"Mine says that I'm the neighbor noisy Mom. In the end I am still a Mom!!! What's this!!!" Shinpachi said but Yamazaki patted his shoulder.
"Please take care of me. Anyway I'm the tennis player son of the noisy mom" Yamazaki said.
"Hm? Souichiro-kun what's your role?" Gintoki asked the silent Sougo but he just replied with an evil smile.
"I... got the 'Affair Role' hehe" Sougo said an emits some evil aura.
"Hey... Kagura's been bothered by something..." Kagura asked as she stare at the paper.
"Huh? What is it Kagura-chan?" Gintoki asked his little 'son'
"What does 'son' means? What is its role in the family?" Kagura asked innocently.
"Uhm... Actually I thought since there are only two girls here, they might get the mother roles but they didn't. Ahahaha Ahahaha" Tatsuma said and he received a blow in his head made by Gintoki
"Kagura-chan, sons are... boys. Kagura-chan is a daughter because you are a girl but if you are a boy you would the called as son." Shinpachi did his best to explain it to the little Kagura. Kagura freezes for a bit, absorbing and analyzing the information.
"heeeeeeh~ Then Kamui-nii-chan is a son??" Kagura asked innocently
"Yes. That Kamui is the son of your family, son of your mom and dad" Yamazaki added.
"Hey let's get started already!" Sougo said with his deadpanned voice.
"Okaaaaaay~!!" Tatsuma excitedly said as he went to his spot also known as 'market' and collected the toys he saw then he arranged them in circle.
There are three houses inside the playroom. Since Tatsuma already occupied the Red House, The Sakata Family chose the Blue one while the Shimura Family was in the Green one.
"Okaaay... Hey Takasugi you should serve me! Cook something or clean the house or anything. I'll just lay down here and read my jump. Kagura! Go help your mom! You see, Papa is busy." Little Gintoki said as he lazily laid down and did his 'job'.
"Okaaaaaay~" Kagura said happily. A vein popped at Takasugi. He's mad I tell ya.
"Hey! This isn't right! Dad should work outside!! How can we have a decent meal if you wouldn't work?" Takasugi said fuming, both hands in his hips looking exactly as a nagging mom.
"Look! You're starting to act like a mom! Good job Takasugi. Well you see pops these days do work like these right? Being NEET is a job right? Ah! I remembered! This is called 'Freelancing'" Little Gintoki said proudly.
"THAT'S NOT IT!!!!!!!!" Takasugi snapped. Oh my, he sure have a short temper.
"Mommy... *sniff* Pappy... *sobs* Don't fight!" Little Kagura said, acting like crying. Well its effective anyway.
"Ah... uhm... Kagura-chan? Uhm... Papa will go to work now! Bye Kagura-chan! Takasugi take a good care of her while I'm gone!!!" Gintoki said as he dashed away, leaving a crying Kagura and shocked Takasugi. Kagura stopped her crying and faced Takasugi.
"Eh? Gin-chan left... What should we do now Takamommy?" Kagura said with a bored tone.
"Who's Takamommy!? Anyway I really don't know what to do... Usually my family will... Ah!! Here Kagura. Go outside and destroy everything! You better pay them afterwards so take these money" Takasugi said as he handed some play money to Kagura. She beamed then gave Takasugi a quick hug.
"Okay Takamommy!! Kagura will gotta buy sukonbu... a loooot of it~ Bye bye!" She said as she wave her little hand while walking away.
AT THE OTHER HOUSEHOLD...
"OIIIIIIIII!!!!!! Yamazaki!!!! Stop playing badminton and help me doing the household chores!!!" Shinpachi said, equipped with an apron while holding a broom.
"Shut up Mama! The Olympics is just right in a corner!" Yamazaki said as he continue his smash
"Olympics your face!!! As if you're part of it!! You're not even a member of any badminton club!!!" Shinpachi said as he sweep the floor.
"Geez... Okay okay! Just let me buy the groceries." Yamazaki gave up.
"Okay~ Here's the money. Oh! and here's the list. Keep the change" Shinpachi said as he gave him the money and the list.
"Okay!" Yamazaki saluted then went away.
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AND CUUUUUT!!! NEXT CHAPPY IS THE PART TWO
Sorry if it's not cute and funny this time... You see... Halfway of writing this chappy I watched Laputa so... I'm currently looking for a castle in the sky xD
Author-san is currently LAPUTA FEELS
Q: WHERE ARE THE TEACHERS???
Find out next chappy~
