On to Chapter 2!

"OH HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO STAY WITH ME, CHILD?!" said my dear mummy, Anti Mama Cosma.

I looked up from my tea. "Not very long anymore mother. You'll have me out of the house before you can say crumpets."

My mummy looked relieved. "Good,your 12th and final year at high school and then you're off to college and I'm finally free of your smarty-pants self! I mean, you shouldn't be thinking all the time. It gets annoying!"

I shrugged." It's just how I was born mummy, I can't help what I am."

Anti Mama Cosma moved over to the other side of the room. "First, you turn your own father into a fly, and then you cause havoc on Friday the 13th when you were only a new born! Come to think of it, you were like a pro- pro whatever that is when your a highly talented child."

I rolled my eyes. "It's called a prodigy child, mother."

"Well it doesn't matter anymore! I'm almost free from your-" began Anti Mama Cosma. BEEP BEEP! went the bus.

"Oh look, my school bus is here." I said.

I boarded the bus and sat in the far back of the bus. Little did I know Anti Binky was sitting across from me. "So what do we have here, a total geek in the back of the bus. Shouldn't you be with the geeks all the way up there?" I said nothing. "Hey, listen to me when I'm talking to you!" he said as he grabbed my shirt. One look at me and he smiled unpleasently. " Hey I know you, you're that really smart kid, care to do my homework for me?"

I can't say right there I wasn't scared. "Uh.well, you see uh," I stammered. Just then the bus stopped and we were at school.

Anti Binky pointed his finger at me. "You got lucky this time, but you'll find you can get very very unlucky if you get a sudden burst of courage to stand up to me." and with that he laughed and went on his way.

I got up off the bus and sighed. It was just as I remember it; cold and dreay as ever. The school bell rang and-

"Wait, what does this have to do with you meeting mom?" asked Anti Maldovia.

I'm getting there! patience child." said Anti Cosmo. "However, I will skip all the morning classes and move right into the climax of the story, study hall."

As usual, Anti Binky and his croanies were picking on the weaker ones, bullying others to do his homework.

I tried to get out of there as fast as I could, but Anti Binky caught me and I tripped over his foot.

"Not very fast are we now?" laughed Anti Binky with his buddies and flew away satisfied. I picked myself up, picked up my books, and headed out. I hadn't gone far when I bumped into a person.

"Hey watch where ya going!" said a the person.

"Terribly sorry, I didn't see where I was going." I said looking blindly for my monocle which had fallen off when the blurry person and I collided.

"Here, I thank this is yours." said the person putting my monocle on my eye.

"Thank you, but you really should learn to speak proper English." I said looking at the bad toothed person.

At this the woman become angry. "I so tired of people saying I'm so stupid an' all an' need ta take languge glass!"

"It's class." I corrected.

The woman looked hurt."Whateva' I don't care!" and she stormed off. I stood there dumbfounded, looking at the person who would be my future wife.

"Well that's it." said Anti Cosmo getting up.

"WAIT THAT'S IT? WHAT HAPPENED THERE? HOW DID YOU TWO END UP TOGETHER?" exclaimed Anti Maldovia.

"Well, ya said only a littla bit." said Anti Wanda.

"No, I want to hear what happens next, please? said Anti Maldovia.

Anti Cosmo and Wanda smiled and said, "Alright."

End Chapter

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