Anti Cosmo sat back down and began telling the story.

Now every teenager male's dream was to get as many girlfriends as possible during their years in high school. And of coarse, Anti Binky had the most,14.

"14?! Why the heck would anyone want 14 girlfriends?" asked Anti Maldovia.

Anti Cosmo shurgged. " I have no idea. I think it was to become the most popular person in school. Anyway, back to the story. "

Now as I was saying, Anti Binky had the most girlfriends in the school as well as the most geeks to do his homework for him so he didn't fail his classes. Me, on the other hand, had only one girlfriend. One I didn't want so much, Clairesse. If you're wondering Clairesse was an Anti Fairy, it just that her counterpart's mother named her counterpart Anti Clairesse. Terrible mistake actually, so Clairesse had to be named well, Clairesse. And that's just about where we begin our second chapter.

"Hey, Anti Cozzy, I've been looking all over for you!" said that all too familiar voice.

I sighed. "What do you want now Clairesse?"

She laughed. "Oh, I just wanted to check on you."

"Not right now, I've got a class to go to." I said.

Her eyes welled up with tears. "Classes, Classes, Classes! Is that all you big-brained men care about? What about me and my needs?" she walked away red-faced.

"Clairesse, wait!" I called after the aggravated woman.

"Man, she's as mad as a hornet." said Anti Jimmy coming up to me.

"Oh hello." I said sighing.

"Most woman these days have such a temper, it's hard to keep them happy for just a min-"

I cut in to his sentence."That's nice Anti Jimmy, but I have a class to go to."

"Oh, well then, see ya later." said Anti Jimmy and hurried to his next class before the bell rang.

I hurried to get to my own class when I bumped into yet again another person.

"Ouch, watch where ya goin'!" said the country sounding voice from not too long ago. I hurriedly searched for my monocle before the bell rang and I was late.

"My mistake, I'm so sorry." I said still looking for my monocle.

"Here." she said giving my monocle.

"Thanks." I said putting it on.

"I don' know why ya even need it, it seems to always fall off." said the woman.

"It's called a monocle, I need it to see things."

"To see thangs? Ya blind?" said the woman.

I sighed. It was very hard keeping up with this woman and her very poor dialect. "You might say that, and now if you don't excuse me, I've got a class to go-"

The woman looked upset. "Oh sure, ya just like everyone else, ya try to get away from me just as fast as possible!"

I looked at her startled."No, I didn't mean that, I just need to get to class before-"

BEEP BEEP! went the bell.

It was my turn to look upset. "Now you've done it, I'm late because of you, hopefully the teacher will let me slide." and I stormed off.

No such luck.

"Well, well what do we have here? A boy not in class on time?" said the teacher.

"Mrs.Walter, I can explain.." I began.

"Whatever it is, I don't want to hear it, in this class, there are no excuses. You've got detention this entire week. That ought to keep you in line." said Mrs.Walter.

I walked to my desk and put my head down. Ccongrats, Anti Cosmo, you got your first set of detentions in ever. If I ever see that girl again, I'll-

"Anti Cosmo, no mumbling!" said the teacher.