After class, I reported to Mr.Brany's advanced math class.
"Hey, Anti Cosmo, what happened to you and Clairesse?" whispered Anti Flora, a very, very close friend of Clairesse.
I looked at her. "Nothing. Unfortunately we had a little argument, that's all."
She looked at me hard. Her fierce eyes staring back at me. "It better have been, because if you break her heart, I swear I'll hit you so hard, your grandchildren will hurt." she said waving her fist at me.
I gulped. I knew she was on the school boxing team, and has punched to the ground several other men who went out with Clairesse so badly, that it took a month for them to recover physically and emotionally.(Anti Fairies are fast healers and heal within the 1st hour after contact.) "I would never break up with Clairesse, honestly."
She narrowed her eyes. "That's exactly what Anti John said before he broke up for another girl. Man, he wasn't in a pretty sight. And as for that little girlfriend of his..." she laughed, which made shivers go up and down my spine. "You just better hope that if you break up with her, that I'm sick with a really bad flu." and with that, she returned to what she was doing.
I knew getting out of a relationship with Clairesse was like a suicide attempt times 10. Ah, well I never would fall in love with a girl anyway.
After class, there were whispers going around that I was going to break up with Clairesse.
"Man, just dump her and you'll be free from her." said Anti Jimmy, walking beside me. I sighed.
"I know, dumping her is not a problem, it's her friend I'm worried about."
"Is it true, you're gonna break up?" asked Anti Richard, a best friend of Anti Jimmy.
"Are you mad? I would never, I need my body in one piece for the last year until college." I said.
"Ah, well can't say you did try." said he said.
I groaned.
The next day, after being tortured by my mummy's constant shrieks that I'm too smart for my own good and Anti Binky's shouts about how geeky I am, I reported to my worst nightmare, Detention. I paled at the sight of it: all dusty and dirty, filth surrounding the desks. One day in this dungy place and was bad enough, but an entire week? I took the cleanest seat I could find. Unfortunatly, I took the seat nearest to the same girl that I bumped into. "You!" We both said.
"Wha are ya doin' here, I thought ya were a goody two shoes." said the girl.
I looked at her evilly. "Me, a goody two shoes?" I laughed. "You must be mistaken, you slow,ignorant woman."
"So? Just because I'm in basic everything and need help, doesn' mean I don't know you're the last person I'd ever expect to even make it to detention."
"I'm only in here because of you, you damage my permanent record and if I had half a mind I would..." I thought for a moment. What would I do? It's not in my nature to harm a lady, even if she did get me in trouble and major trouble at that.
"You'd what?" asked the woman.
I looked at her startled. I was so deep in my thoughts, I forgot she was there. "I don't know, I couldn't harm you even if I tried."
"Why is that?" she asked. "Every other person wouldn't hesitate to harm me."
"I don't really know, I just can't." I said. "You know we sort of got off on the wrong foot. Er hi, I'm Anti Cosmo." I said holding out my hand for her to shake it.
She looked puzzled at first, but then understood and spit on her hand and shook my clean one. "I'm Anti Wanda."
My eye twitched. I was violating 9 rules on how to keep clean. "Pleasure." I said through gritted teeth, trying to keep my face as friendly as possible with spit on my hand. "So how did you get in here?"
"Late for class." she replied.
"Not Surprisingly, me too." I said.
"What's surprising?" she said angrily at me.
"Well you did get me in trouble." I shrugged.
"OH SO IT'S MY FAULT AGAIN! WHY CAN'T MEN TAKE THE FAULT SOMETIMES?" she yelled.
My happy face turned into an angry one. "Well if women weren't so emotional, we would be able to please you!"
The bell rang and all the people in detention rushed out as fast as they could.
Anti Wanda left me and I angrily packed up and left. It was impossible to talk to a woman like that, and thank goodness she wasn't going to be my wife. (Or so I thought.)
"I swear, that girl is so emotional, if all woman were like that, we wouldn't be able to mate." I said to Anti Jimmy.
"Really? I know Anti Marissia is open for takes if you know what I mean." he said winking.
"Drop it Anti Jimmy." I said.
"But-"
"I said, drop it." I said, messing with my wand.
"Fine, if you don't want to ask her out, I will."
"Good luck to you, you're going to need it." I mumbled.
"Yo Anti Cosmo, check this out!" said Anti Jimmy, walking up to the girl trying to ask her out.
"She'll never say yes." I said bored.
"Hey lady, you like bad boys?" said Anti Jimmy to her, winking.
The girl smacked him. Hard. I couldn't help laughing.
"Oh shut up." said Anti Jimmy, a big red hand print on his blue face.
End ze Chapter
When will A.C and A.W end up together? At this rate, they'll never end up.
