"You know, you really should like, dump him." said Anti Flora at Clairesse's house.
"Nonsense, Anti Cosmo is the most cutest boy I've ever seen! Way cuter than Anti Joshua." said Clairesse.
"But he's so smart! Who would go out with a geek?" protested Anti Flora.
"He's not that geeky, and besides, he wouldn't dump me, now would he?" said Clairesse grinning evilly.
The next morning...
Morning classes, were as I feared, always the same. They were so boring that you might as well fall asleep. (Besides,I already know all of the things they teach us.) And I soon learned that every teacher has their favorite. In Mrs.Walter's case, it was Anti Binky. For an example;
Anti Binky spits into your hair.
You raise your hand. "Mrs.Walter, Anti Binky keeps spitting in my hair."
"Shut up, he would do nothing of a sort." says Mrs. Walter. So you see, favorite student.
Mrs. Walter's class was far beyond boring, it was so boring, I can't even think of a word. But unlike other boring classes, if Mrs.Walter catches you, it's automatic detention for a month. In today's class however, it was far more interesting. Mrs. Walter made an announcement.
"Today, you'll be able to sign up for school president. Some of the things you get to do would be choosing the rules of the school and choosing your own vice president."
The room began to talk noisily . "It would be cool to run for president." said Anti Carl.
"I'll be able to make my own rules and rule the school!" Whahahahaha! laughed Anti Binky.
I looked at him. Someone who cares about this school should run, not someone to make people's lives more miserable. I thought.
"Well what do you think Anti Cosmo, wanna run? I'll be your campaign manager." said Anti Jimmy looking at the sign-up sheet.
"I don't know, I'll give it a shot." I said, signing the sheet.
Anti Binky looked at me suspiciously. In mind he was thinking, I need some way to stop Anti Cosmo from winning, but how?
One of his little pet geeks came up to him. "May I suggest that you stop Anti Cosmo from getting a good night's sleep for the next week, and he'll be too tired to give his speech."
Anti Binky grinned. "That's a great idea." And he began scheming how he'd do it. "Wait, how do I get inside?"
The geek shrugged."Use your charm on his mom,tell her you're a friend of his, or disguise yourself as Anti Cosmo to get in."
Anti Binky looked thoughtful and made up his mind. "I'll disguse myself as Anti Cosmo, so I can get in his house and make him feel as sleepy as possible."
"Excellent choice sir, but you might want to do it soon, I hear that Anti Cosmo is a good speaker." said the geek.
"Right, I'll get to work right away." said Anti Binky.
"Wait, how do you know Anti Binky said that?" asked Anti Maldovia.
"1, He confessed, and 2, I found out sooner or later." said Anti Cosmo. "Back to the story now."
Nigh time at Anti Cosmo's house
"Nice going sir, you look exactly like Anti Cosmo." said Anti Gary, one of his geek pets.
Anti Binky looked at himself in the mirror and smirked. He was an exact replica of Anti Cosmo, same hair, same teeth, same clothes, same eyewear, and the same voice. "Yes I do, don't I? That mom of his won't know the difference." he said in his newly found British accent. "But enough chit chat, we've got a boy to keep up all week." They knocked on the door.
"Hello?" asked Anti Mama Cosma.
"Hello,mother." said the false Anti Cosmo.
She sighed. "Oh, it's only you." she paused for a moment.
"Is something wrong?" asked Anti Binky.
"I thought you were in your room, how did you get out?" asked Anti Mama Cosma.
"Well, you see, I was studying the dimensions of this lovely house and fell out?" said Anti Binky.
"I told you one of these days that'll happen, but you never listen to me, now do you?" said Anti Mama Cosma letting them in. "And who is this?" she asked.
"Oh, him? He's my friend." said Anti Binky.
"Well ok, but make sure he gets out before 9:00 P.M, Eastern time Mister." she adding, knowing that I could find loopholes alot in her commands.
They crept into my room. I was sound asleep. "Well now sleeping beauty it's time for you to wake up." grinned Anti Binky. "You got the headphones?" asked Anti Binky to me.
"Way ahead you dude." said Anti Gary.
"Don't say that." said Anti Binky.
"Fine." said Anti Gary, and started their torture.
7 days later
"Dude, you look like you haven't got any sleep in like, ever." said Anti Jimmy.
I glared at him. "Oh, shut your mouth, I'm not in the mood right now."
Author here! If you've ever seen the Spongebob Sqaurepants movie, remember how when Spongebob ate all of that icecream and he looked crappy in the morning? That's how A.C looks right now.
"You better be in the mood because the president thing is today." said Anti Jimmy.
I said nothing.
"Hello, Anti Cosmo?" said Anti Jimmy.
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" I snored with saliva coming out of my mouth.
"Great." said Anti Jimmy annoyed.
Later
"And the winner of this year's presidential race is Anti Binky!" said the principal.
"YAY!!" Everybody cheered just to save their on necks from Anti Binky and his gang's wrath.
"There are going to be alot of changes in this school, alot of changes,alot of changes." rang the echo from Anti Binky.
End Chapter
OH no, Anti Binky has control over the school now.
