It was only a few days before I would break up with Clairesse. I had it all planed out. Get Clairesse alone and then break up. Not so tough. The only thing that we had to worry about was Anti Flora and her fists. I wrote in my agenda the plans:

Anti Jimmy asks Anti Flora to come with him to his house.

Anti Richard keeps a close eye on Anti Flora and Jimmy.

I go to Clairesse's house and tell her it's over.

Piece of cake.

Right?

"Anti Cosmo, this plan better work or..." said Anti Jimmy and ran his finger across his throat.

"I know, I know, don't make this harder than it looks!" I said.

"That may be impossible Anti Cosmo, for it to get any harder." said Anti Richard.

In no time, it was the day to break up with her.

"Anti Cosmo, you don't look so good." said Anti Jimmy noticing I was shaking.

"Oh who cares? We've got a job to do, now you two go to Anti Flora's house before Clairesse can get to hers." I said. Anti Jimmy and Anti Richard anti poofed away. I gulped. I knocked on Clairesse's door.

She opened it. Apparently, she had been expecting me because of all that make-up on her face. Scary.

She giggled. "Oh hi, Anti Cozzy, you probably came over to ask me to the prom. Didn't you?"

"You see, about that, uh I wanted to tell you..."

"How pretty I am, how much you adore me? how..."

" I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU, I NEVER LIKED YOU!!" I screamed at her.

"Wha, but," said Clairesse dumbfounded.

"Face it Clairesse, I've moved on." I said. And after that I made my way toward the door. "I'm not sorry." I said.

"FINE, I'M CALLING ANTI FLORA RIGHT NOW TO KICK YOUR SORRY BUTT!"

I ran out the door. And poofed to Anti Flora's house. Anti Jimmy and Flora seemed to be having a wonderful time discussing personal things with each other.

"Oh Anti Jimmy, I didn't know we had so much in common." said Anti Flora.

"Me neither." said Anti Jimmy.

"Wow, you actually put them together and now they're hooked." said Anti Richard, peering in the window.

"Yes, but now Clairesse is going to call Anti Flora and if the second part of my plan doesn't work..." I said dreading the worst.

The phone rang. "Hold on, Anti Jimmy. Yes, hmm mmm, Anti Cosmo, right ok." said Anti Flora on the phone. We all held our breaths even although it wouldn't matter because we don't need to breathe.

"You see, Clairesse, I just realized something, I've done everything for you and what do you give me back? Anti Cosmo dumped you, big deal. You deserve what you got. And to this day we are no longer friends." she said. She hung up.

"Wow, two dumps in a night, Clairesse is gonna feel that sting in the morning." said Anti Jimmy.

"Thanks Anti Jimmy, for showing me that my life doesn't need to revolve around Clairesse's." said Anti Flora.

"No problem." said Anti Jimmy.

Anti Richard and I gave each other high fives. Now all we have to do is worry about Anti Juandissimo.

So sorry, I've gotten a bad case of writer's block.