It was almost time to pick up Anti Wanda. I was so excited! My first real date!

"So, what smarty-pants scum are you going out with, that Clairesse girl?" asked Anti Mama Cosma to me as I put on colone.

"No, Anti Wanda, and she's not scum Mother, she's really an amazing woman." I said.

"Hey, it's just that you always choose the wrong women to go out with, in my opinion." said Mother.

I groaned and left. As soon as I got to Anti Wanda's shack, I mean house, I was already shaking with excitement. I knocked on the door.

"Just a moment!" yelled an unpleasant voice.

The door burst open. A man who pretty looked much like her father had opened it. "What do you want?" he said.

"I'm here to take your daughter to the dance." I said.

"Which one?" he asked.

"Uh which one?" I repeated.

"Anti Blonda, Anti Wanda!" he called.

Two ladies came out of the house they looked pretty much alike too.

"Well boy, which one will it be?" asked the man.

"Anti Cosmo, hi!" said the one on the right who I recognized right away was Anti Wanda.

"So, you're dating Anti Wanda, eh? So daughter, what idiotic person have you brought around this time?" asked the father circling me.

"Hey!" said Anti Wanda.

"Hey indeed." I said.

"You talk funny, I like that." said the man.

"Anti Cosmo's not an idiot, he's the smartest peerson I know." said Anti Wanda.

"Well, if he is, you need to be more like him then, and think!" said her father.

"We'd love to stay and chat, but we have a dance to go to." I said.

We poofed to the prom. Everything was set and beautiful. (The Anti version of beautiful.) "Ah, Anti Cosmo, it's nice to see you." said that voice I keep on having to hear. I turned around.

"What, Anti Binky?" I asked. The man grinned.

"I just wanted to congratulate you on becoming president and I want to show the shrine we built." he said.

"Right." I said doubtfully.

"Ah well if you don't believe me, come see it." said Anti Binky smirking.

"I'll do just that." I said and followed him, leaving Anti Wanda behind.

"Don't be too long!" called Anti Wanda to me.

"I won't." I said.

We went down the darkest parts of the school.

"How far Anti Binky?" I asked, brushing cobwebs off of me.

"Not very far." said Anti Binky leading the way.

As much as I didn't trust him, I still followed him even when I had the funny sensation this was a trap.

"Here we are." said Anti Binky pushing me in.

It was so dark that I couldn't see anything. "Hello?" I asked.

Just then I felt hands grab me and I felt myself being pulled this way and that. Light finally poured in and I found myself tied up and my wand gone.

Standing in front of me was Anti Juandissimo and Clairesse. They both had satisfied faces on them.

"What are you doing?" I demanded.

"Allow me to explain." said Anti Binky. "You see all three of us want revenge on you for various reasons. And so we all agreed to break up you and that Anti Wanda."

"How?" I asked.

"I turn into you and give that girl a hard time and before you know it, total break-up." said Anti Binky.

"Oh, so you're going to impersonate me and try to break up with my love. One thing you've forgotten, Anti Binky, after you release me, all I have to do is explain to Anti Wanda who she really danced with and your plot to destroy me and Anti Wanda is foiled." I said.

"One thing you've seem to forgotten my dear Anti Cosmo, all I have to do is erase all of this from your mind and bam, Anti Cozzy and Wanwy's love is done for!" said Anti Binky laughing as he changed into me and poofed out of the room.

I gulped Anti Wanda really was done for.

And there was nothing I could do about it.

Back at the prom, Anti Binky was pushing everyone out of the way to get to Anti Wanda. Without saying a simple excuse me, he finally got to her.

"Oh, there ya are, I thought ya left or somein'." said Anti Wanda relieved.

"I still might." said Anti Binky as me.

"Wha, what does that mean?" asked Anti Wanda dumbfounded.

"Don't worry about it, you twit." he said.

"Anti Cosmo, why are ya actin' like this?" asked Anti Wanda, her temper rising.

"I don't know, maybe because of your personality." said Anti Binky, circling her like a hungry wolf.

"Mah, mah personality?" asked Anti Wanda.

"You stupid ignorant girl, of course your personality! I only chose you because you were the stupidest most slowest girl I ever met."

"IS THAT WHAT YA THINK?" yelled Anti Wanda. All eyes were turned to them. " THEN WHY DON'T YOU DANCE WITH ANOTHER?!" she yelled and ran out of the school, tear eyed. Anti Binky looked satisfied with himself and went back to the place where I was.

"Consider yourself girl friendless." smirked Anti Binky at me. I growled.

"You little-" I began, but everything went black before I knew it.

The next morning, however when I went to school, things were different and I had know idea why.

Anti Jimmy, Richard and Flora were all frowning at me.

"What's the matter you guys?" I asked.

"How could you?" asked Anti Jimmy.

"When you were at the top of your game?" asked Anti Richard.

"Cheat on her?" asked Anti Flora.

"Cheat on who?" I asked.

"Anti Wanda!" they all said.

"Anti Wanda? I don't know what you're talking about." I said.

"Don't try to fool us, we know for a fact that you and Anti Wanda had a huge fight at the dance." said Anti Jimmy.

"We did not! Or at least I don't think we did, actually I don't really remember last night." I said.

"See, you did cheat on her!" said Anti Richard.

"What happened to innocent until proved guilty?" I asked.

"Oh, you're guilty, it's already proved." said Anti Jimmy showing a tape which, unfortunatly showed me and Clairesse kissing each other.

"I..I..I" I stammered.

"Face it, you crushed her heart like...like a toothpick." said Anti Flora.

"After that fight, you went up there and kissed Clairesse didn't you?" questioned Anti Richard.

"No, at least I don't think I did." I said uncertainly.

"We'll leave you to decide." said Anti Richard and they floated away.