Sorry I haven't updated in like ever just was really busy.
Meanwhile, Anti Juandissimo and Clairesse were busy talking to each other.
"That was the most coolest plot ever and now we're back with our boyfriend and girlfriend!" said Anti Juandissimo.
"Yeah, only one thing, my Anti Cozzy is becoming more depressed by each passing minute." said Clairesse.
"Yeah, Anti Wanda isn't excatly what you call happy with me either." said Anti Juandissimo.
"Well, they don't actually love you anymore, they've moved on." said Anti Binky.
"What do we do then?" asked Anti Juandissimo and Clairesse.
"Well your options are, don't do anything about it and watch them suffer, (Personaly, I like that idea.) let them return to each other, or..." Anti Binky's voice dropped so low that Anti Juandissmo and Clairesse had to listen closely to get what he was saying. "Or see him."
"See who?" asked Anti Juandissimo.
"See him."
"But who is him?" asked Clairesse.
"He speicalizes in hatred, all you have to do is come and meet me by the dark alley at ten and I'll show you." said Anti Binky.
Both Anti Juandissimo and Clairesse looked at him cluelessly but nodded. A few moments later, Anti Jimmy, Richard, and Flora came chasing after me.
"Anti Cosmo, there's something you should know-" said Anti Flora to me, but kept on floating down the hall
"Uh Anti Cosmo?" said Anti Jimmy. "Hello?" I didn't answer, just kept on walking or rather floating furiously down the hall. Anti Jimmy wanted to chase after me but Anti Richard held him back.
"Let him go, somehow, Anti Cosmo is going be very busy over the next few days." he said.
I going show him for stealing my girlfriend! I'll make sure I give him a lesson he will never forget. So says Anti Cosmo Julius Cosma! I thought. I stopped in my tracks. "What am I doing? I'm a weakling compared to Anti Juandissimo, I'll be smashed for sure! But then again, Brains always win over broad."
Later in the dark alley, Anti Juandissimo and Clairesse were waiting impatiently for Anti Binky to arrive.
"If his doesn't show up soon, I'm going home." said Anti Juandissimo.
"Me too." said Clairesse.
"Don't worry." The two turned around startled. It was Anti Binky. "You ready to go?"
Both shook their heads yes and followed Anti Binky through the alley. Finally they came to a huge (and really scary) castle. Anti Binky knocked on the door.
"You better have a very good excuse for bothering me." said the voice in the doorway.
"We do, you see we have a love problem." said Anti Binky.
"A love problem? Whose the couple?" asked the voice.
"Well technecly, they're not a couple, but they're like madly in love with each other. We came here to see if you can fix that." said Anti Binky.
"Oh, I can fix anything that's got to do with love." said the voice. The figure stepped out of the darkness. It was none other than the Anti God of love, Anti Cupid.
"So do we have a semi breakup?" asked Anti Binky.
"I don't know, why should I?" said Anti Cupid. Anti Binky pulled out a huge sack of money.
"Why wouldn't you?" he said. Anti Cupid looked at the money and then at Anti Binky who stood smirking at him. Frankly, he hated Anti Binky and his gang/14 girlfriends. But he did LOVE money and a bargin like that,he just couldn't help himself! Anti Cupid took the money out of his hand.
"Just tell me who the unlucky couple is, and I'll do the rest." said Anti Cupid.
Anti Binky smiled. "I was hoping you would say that."
The next day...
Who was I to trick Anti Juandissimo? I mean, the exchange student barely knows me and yet, we strongly hate each other. It's curious what two boys would do to get the woman of their dreams, even if it means ruining the other person's life. What I would do to get Anti Wanda back would be enormous, but I was no match for Anti Juandissimo, how could I compete? And Anti Wanda... she would too mad at me to even look at me, possibly for the rest of my immortal life. The end of the year was approching fast, and soon I'll be whisked away to college, away from Anti Wanda. And I'll never get the chance to prove how much I love her. A plan is what I need, but didn't seem to have one in my mind. For once in my life, I had no brilliant plan up my sleeve. It would seem that I was powerless against Anti Juandissimo's muscles. Did I dare challenge the young lad to a battle of love? The winner takes the beautiful lady and the loser well... doesn't. But wagering a young lady doesn't seem right. Maybe I should try talking to her in private? Yes! That's it! That's what I'll do! As soon as she's alone, I'll talk to her without that Anti Juandissimo interfering. Meanwhile while in my thoughts, Anti Cupid had his hate arrow pointed at me about to fire. I moved alittle to the left as soon as Anti Cupid fired causing it instead to hit a girl nearest to me "YEOW!" yelled the girl which caused me to jump and look up to see Anti Cupid.
"What are you doing here, Anti Cupid?" I asked. Anti Cupid quickly hid the bow and the rest of the arrows out of my sight.
"Oh nothing really, just out causing a little, you know hatred in the world." He chuckled nerviously. "And you?"
"Thinking of a plan." I said.
"Oh? And what plan is it this time?" asked Anti Cupid who was actually intrested in this plan I had.
"Well it involves this girl you see, that I've been longing to be mine since the beginning of the school year." I said.
Anti Cupid stared. Evil genuis or not, Anti Cosmo seemed really determined to make this girl his and even though he, Anti Cupid, the god of hatred, hated love between people as much as he hated his counterpart, he had to admit, he admired Anti Cosmo's determination. But he had a job to do...
Anti Cupid raised his bow and arrow at my back while I babbled away. "Well, and this one man seems to love her as much as I do, but I'm no match for him. You think that Anti Wanda would even let me talk to her Anti Cupid? Anti Cupid?" I asked noticing he wasn't in front of me anymore. I turned around and found him pointing an arrow at me. The arrow fired. Luckily, I was fast enough to duck. "Anti Cupid, what in the world do you think you're doing?!" I demanded.
Anti Cupid wasn't ready for this question. He barely missed a shot. "Uh... nothing." he replied.
"That's a real sad attempt Anti Cupid." I said frowning. My voice rose louder. "NOW, what exactly were trying to do with that arrow hmm?" Anti Cupid paled a little.
"Welll..." squeaked Anti Cupid. "I don't think I can tell you."
I grabbed him by the shirt and pulled him real close until we were nose to nose and my voice got as dangerous and as low as it could be. "Listen closely Anti Cupid, I have no patience for your hesitation to tell me. So you better tell me who it is now or.."
"ALRIGHT! I was sent by Anti Binky and his commrades, Anti Jaundissimo and Clairesse to make you and Anti Wanda hate each other so you would be happy with your current..."
"Wait, Anti Juandissimo,Binky and Clairesse were behind all of this?" I asked.
"Uh yes." said Anti Cupid.
I dropped him. So they were in on this eh? "Did they say anything else?"
"No no nothing else. Please don't hurt me!" wailed Anti Cupid, cowaring on the floor.
I suddenly relized how much I had scared Anti Cupid. Me scare someone was about 1 to a million...
Anti Maldovia yawned.
"Perhaps we should continue the story tomarrow." said Anti Cosmo.
"No. I'm OK, please continue." said Anti Maldovia.
"I don't know. Besides it's way past your bedtime young lady." said Anti Cosmo.
"Ahh common and let her hear the rest of the story honey. You were gettin' to the good part anyway." said Anti Wanda.
"Well OK, but after this you're going to bed. Do you understand?" said Anti Cosmo to Anti Maldovia.
"Uh huh!" said the little 13 year old snuggling up on her father's lap. "So what happens next?" she asked.
Chapter 17 is headed your way! and depending on school, this may take a while.
